Attention all marijuana smokers: Apply for a job at a co. that drug tests

[Lefty48197]

new applicants. If the test comes back positive, insist that there must be some mistake, and ask if they'll let you take another test. If Home Depot or whichever company finds they are being innundated with people that don't really want to work there at all, but just want to make them waste money on drug testing, maybe they'll stop doing it. If the test comes back negative, tell them they better retest, because you just torched a big fatty out in the parking lot.

[givemebackmycountry]

1. Dude...

You must be wasted.
Where did you come up with this one?

I'll work with you but man...I need more.

[RageFist]

2. Brilliant! Underhanded? Yes. Seedy? YES! and Brilliant! n/t

[halobeam]

3. whooooo eeeee!

That was the first laugh out loud moment I had this whole week!!!

Thank you so much, I just may do it, to pay you back for the gift.