gay marine freaks out? Gay for pay tries to collect? Figure this one out.

[imdjh]

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsboroug...

OK , so a Greek (from Crete) priest is claiming that Jasen Bruce attacked him out of the blue with a tire iron accusing him of being a terrorist. A little far fetched.

Jasen Bruce is now claiming that the priest either tried to sexually molest him or rob him. Believe it or not- probably not so far fetched, at least in Jasen's Mind. You see, there is a little bit of a reason to suspect that Jasen is available to work for cash while less than fully clothed. I put it that way, because I have no idea what actually happened, and because I have no idea what my liability would be if I came out and said what I was thinking.

IN any event, the news has yet to pick up on Jasen's , um, body of work. Here you go:

http://madabouttheboys.blogspot.com/2008/10/jasen-bruce...

[CurtEastPoint]

1. WHAT A COUP! Thanks for finding this.

Looks like the little jarhead was out and about trolling and found one!

[mackeyi]

23. Here is the YOUTUBE video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCI6H46Dypw

pretty interesting news story.

[Critters2]

2. Actually, it's pretty clear what happened. A priest asked for directions,

but was unfortunate enough to have chosen a moron to ask. Said moron then attacked said priest with a tire iron.

The accusations that the priest said "Allahu akbar" help to clarify things, too.

That said moron was gay doesn't seem all that relevant to me. Probably doesn't matter much to the priest either.

[imdjh]

3. Jasen's official occupation could be a factor as well: Pharmaceuticals and steroids

[shaggyc18]

14. bruce

you are the moron i know this man's family he is a good man this guy came up behind bruce in a gated community. bruce is not gay in fact he just got married last month.

[Critters2]

18. Right. He's a good man who beat an Orthodox priest with a tire iron.

If that's a good man, what would a bad man look like?

[Jamastiene]

20. What kind of good man beats a priest with a tire iron

if all that priest did was ask for directions? You got a fucked up set of values there if you think that defines a "good man."

[Toasterlad]

25. He Can Be President Of the "Good Men Who Beat Priests With a Tire Iron" Club in Prison.

[Iggo]

31. stop lying.

[Critters2]

4. I must admit that page adds an interesting layer. But mostly it just means

that there are now two reasons for Mr. Bruce to be discharged from the Marine Reserves: attacking an unarmed man, and DADT.

[imdjh]

5. ""Mom, I'm not Gay, I'm Trade; Queers blow me!" (from Pecker)

[Toasterlad]

8. Appearing In Your Underwear In a Gay Blog Does Not Make You Gay.

In face, the majority of men featured on All American Guys, the website from which most of those pictures were taken, are straight. Bruce is more likely to be gay for pay. In fact, here's my reconstruction of the crime:

Gay greek priest contacts hot straight escort and arranges a meeting. At the meeting, gay greek priest either: A) does something hot straight escort doesn't want him to do, or B) doesn't have the money he promised to pay. Hot straight escort then attacks gay Greek priest. When police come, hot straight escort - not wanting to admit to being a prostitute - claims gay Greek priest was a terrorist and he was doing his civic duty by beating him with a tire iron. Police leave, and hot gay escort is just smart enough to figure out that he might be in trouble. He contacts a lawyer, who listens to his story, presumably tells him it's the most idiotic thing he's ever heard, then tells him to use the gay panic defense, which, ironically, is closer to the truth. Lawyer knows that gay Greek priest is unlikely to out himself by telling the real version, and figures he won't put up much of a fight.

Now, if I'm right, it should quickly come to light that hot straight escort is, in fact, a hot straight escort, as I'm sure at least one former customer is going to come forward and admit that he paid to suck hot straight escort's dick. Unless hot straight escort is new to the game, which his attack on gay Greek priest could possibly indicate.

We'll see what happens.

[Bolo Boffin]

6. Hey, is that second link safe for work?

Just wondering...

[imdjh]

7. As safe as Abercrombie and Gabanna

[Jamastiene]

9. I call bullshit on this supposedly "gay" version of the story.

It was an anti Arab hate crime, nothing to do with anyone being gay.

The same exact story is being told everywhere else as a backlash against someone perceived as being Arab, when really the priest was Green Orthodox. The priest stopped and asked the marine for directions and the marine bashed the priest in the head with a tire iron, then chased him 3 blocks, then called 911 and claimed the priest tried to rob him.

The same exact story is linked right here on DU

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

but told by a different source and there is no "gay" claim in that version of the story.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article...

Fucking FAUX News strikes again with a bullshit spin on the story.

[Toasterlad]

10. Certainly Possible.

I definitely overlooked the Arab-bashing angle in my version. However, given my distrust of priests, I'm not willing to abandon my theory yet.

I'll also add that Bruce made the gay panic claim during his SECOND interview with the police, with his lawyer present.

[imdjh]

12. The plot thickens. Bruce is married!

To , get this, Nichole. Doubtlessly, they will have a daughter named Suzzan and a son named Robbert.

[Toasterlad]

27. How Moronic Do You Have To Be To Call Yourself "NicHole"?

[rantormusing]

33. HEY,

not nice, i knew a naughty nichole before.

[Crowman1979]

28. This is my (lesbian porn star/stripper friend pretending to be) wife. Told y'all I'm not gay!

How convenient!

[tbyg52]

11. >>FAUX News strikes again with a bullshit spin on the story.

And it immediately gets repeated here? Hmmmmmm.......

[imdjh]

13. Honey, you really don't know me. I went after this from a gay angle before reading a single article.

I saw this guy in the mug shots, and my alarms went off. I then searched on the internet and found the gay photoshoot of him. THEN, I read the articles about the events as known to the news people. The news report of a gay aspect to this came out long after I had formulated my theory. Thank you.

[tbyg52]

15. Okey dokey. I will admit I don't have time to research image-heavy links on my dialup.

<sigh> I'm just tired..... Of life in general.....

[imdjh]

16. My hugs to you.

[tbyg52]

17. Hugs back!

I don't know what else to say. You have cheered up my evening.

[Divine Discontent]

22. hey, tbyg52! me too, but hang in there, we're all family. life is getting to be much odder, as the

hate-squad is out in full force because of the revulsion American's felt as a majority in 06 & 08 about how things were going and our voting out of the GOP cesspool, unfortunately, not enough of them lost so we could make fast changes.

But, they're running scared and getting away with causing us grief for now. We just need to have the good people in power rise up to the challenge! Well, that's part of why I feel worn out. If yours is for different reasons, my apologies, I'm just trying to say, I care! I also wish I was not heartbroken for so long now. But, ahhhh, such is life.

[tbyg52]

32. Hugs to you as well.

This is definitely the nicest place on DU.

[mackeyi]

29. He's not gay

he didn't do a "gay" photo shoot you nimbrod.  When
you say stuff like that you make it sound as if being gay is
a bad thing. First off the allamericanguys.com website is not
gay. It appears to be a fitness modeling shoot. Second this
isn't about his sexuality.  What he did was inexcusable, but
stop trying to make this into a gay thing.

[imdjh]

30. LOL

So you think that this Greek priest just happened upon one roid raged idiot who mistook him for a terrorist? Or tried to rob him. Or tried to grope him.

Yeah, right.

[Crowman1979]

19. The USMC has made a habit of recruiting gay porn stars.

The list is endless.

[Divine Discontent]

21. SNICKER!!!! amen that!

[imdjh]

24. Baynews9 is now using one of his pin-up shots. But no mention of the website.

[Toasterlad]

26. Which One? Surely Not One of the Briefs Shots. Though That Would Be Excellent.