No Longer Just Canasta, Condoms Are A Big Hit At Old Folks Homes

[DeSwiss]

Condoms A Hit At Old Folks Homes

by The Associated Press
Posted: July 25, 2007 - 5:00 pm ET

(New York City) While volunteers passed out cups of Jell-O to the white-haired lunch crowd at a senior center, another group was distributing something that didn't quite fit amid the card games and daily gossip: condoms.

The condom giveaway is part of an effort by New York City's Department of Aging to educate older people about the risks of contracting the virus that causes AIDS. After the condom giveaway, free HIV testing was offered.

AIDS education of the elderly has become an important issue as antiretroviral drugs that can keep patients living into their golden years changes the face of AIDS. Experts warn that ignorance about HIV among seniors can lead to new infections.

Read more: http://www.365gay.com/Newscon07/07/072507elderly.htm

*** - Okay, I'm still waiting for the press release from the Pat Robertson of the 700 Club and James Dobson of Focus On The Family condemning and decrying the moral debasement of God's organs? organials? organized? his sex gifts to mankind.

I mean old people should remember that sex is between a man and a woman in MARRIAGE ONLY! And its only suppose to be used sparingly for procreation purposes. Nothing more! There isn't supposed to be any pleasure in life. Just pain. A travail of tears and anguish. And it is the job of preachers to admonish these rule breakers. And to remind those who would sully God's Law just how awful, dirty and terrible this life that God gave us truly is. And of His rightful indignation and punishment for all of us, especially those who have sex for the purpose of enjoyment! So if you enjoy having Elder Sex you are going straight to HELL!!!

And if eighty-six year-old Clara Bogusky gets pregnant by that youngster, seventy-seven year-old Larry O'Herlihy, then so be it! It must be God's will. Clara's such a whore anyway. And if He can do it for Abraham's wife Sarah, then He can do it for Clara! Slut.





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[shain from kane]

1. They keep trying and trying, but the procreation never comes.

[DeSwiss]

4. Then they need to try HARDER!!! n/t

:rofl:

[shain from kane]

9. Just so they don't fall down, and can't get it up.

A son takes his father to the retirement home. Grandpa doesn't want to go, but the family insists. On the first night, Grandpa is settling in when a gorgeous nurse enters and tucks him in. Grandpa gets a hard-on, she sees it, and she climbs aboard. The next morning Grandpa calls his son and tells him he's changed his mind. Now he likes the retirement home. The next night Grandpa is heading for bed when he trips and falls face first on the floor. A big male orderly sees him, drops his trousers, and sodomises the old man. The next morning, Grandpa calls his son again and tells him he no longer likes the retirement home.
"But yesterday you told me you loved it there..." says the son.
"Yeah, but you don't understand. I only get an erection once a month, but I fall down nearly every day."

[Maven]

2. Elder sex.

Hehe.

[DeSwiss]

6. Hehe.

[azurnoir]

3. Strip Canasta?

or even better yet Strip Cribbage.

[shain from kane]

5. Strip shuffleboard.

[HockeyMom]

7. Domestic Partnerships in New Jersey

They don't just apply to gay couples but also to straight couples over the age of 62. Horror of all horrors!!!! All those old folks LIVING IN SIN without "Holy Matrimoney".
:evilgrin:

[cloudbase]

8. Good for them.

Now, if that damned cat will just stay away. . .