There really is a God!

[RC]

Scientists believe they have deduced what sustains the noodly appendages of a galactic "spaghetti monster" - actually Galaxy NGC 1275 in Perseus - which displays "a mammoth network of spaghetti-like gas filaments around a black hole", as New Scientist puts it.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/21/galactic_spaghetti_monster/

Don't forget to read the comments also.

[cosmik debris]

1. In the comments they argue that it is plasma not pasta

But I see it as clear evidence of transubstantiation.

It is clear that FSM blessed the plasma and turned it into pasta to nourish our souls.

[and-justice-for-all]

2. All hail FSM!! For he lives!!!! nt

[ihavenobias]

3. Best subject line ever?

I don't know, but you got a laugh out of me.

:)

[Bill McBlueState]

4. If you heat pasta enough, it'll turn into plasma.

I bet FSM could manage that.

[dropkickpa]

5. My fave comment

Response from a member of the Kansas School Board
By Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6
Posted Friday 22nd August 2008 09:40 GMT
“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

[onager]

6. All she needed was the Official God FAQ

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/

[awoke_in_2003]

7. You are quite wrong...

that galactic display was created by Ceiling Cat to mess with your puny mind :)

[Az]

8. Speaking of finding divine beings in odd places

[moggie]

9. Don't tuch the holy but

Butt-Jebus is the perfect antidote to holy Pareidolia. That picture should be required viewing for everyone who's ever seen Jebus on their toast or shower curtain.