KOEB 11/17/05 (The Watch Your Words Edition)

[Berry Cool]

Hey! Everyone pay attention! The word "KNOWN" was missing!

Carry on, KOEB'ers!

[RevCheesehead]

1. Just look at that picture! Pucker Up!

Keith, tonight you get a :* and :loveya:

Hi, Berry :hi:
and Helloooooooo!, everyone! :)

[Berry Cool]

13. That pucker was for you, Rev.

:hi: to all!

See you later!

[RevCheesehead]

16. I should be so lucky.

Are you abdicating the throne? :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

23. Oh, I may be queen

but YOU, Rev, are the Prot Pope. :-)

[RevCheesehead]

34. from K-PAX?

Kewl!

[Botany]

99. Prott Lives

:bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

101. One of the most overlooked movies, IMO.

And I'd like to be the Cheese in a Kevin Spacey - Jeff Bridges sandwich. :9

[bleever]

2. Am I in the right place?

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

4. I sure hope so!

"The Mr. X-Files"! OMG - it's a call-out to Skinner!!!!! :rofl:

[bleever]

5. Fineman: Ari's alibi is that he's NEVER given anyone any news.

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

11. Loved that line!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

15. Spotted the flashing "Cocktails" sign

with your one good eye, didja? :hi:

[SharonRB]

20. That reminds me...

My daughter told me about a sign down in Florida that was hit by Wilma...It used to say "Cocktail Lounge." Guess what it says now?

[Patsy Stone]

25. LOL!

Where is it? 'Cuz that deserves a picture!

:hi: Sharon! I love it when he has Jonathan Turley on. He's always such a voice of sanity.

ed: gram.

[SharonRB]

28. I think somewhere around WPB

I'll have to ask her.

[bleever]

32. Argh, I need a little something to sharpen my reading comprehension.

[Patsy Stone]

38. If you're this guy...

Really, no reading is required. :)

[bleever]

50. Hey, if I looked like that the girls would cross the country just to be

with me.


Oh well.

[Patsy Stone]

57. Well, look on the bright side

At least you can go to the mall in relative obscurity.

[bleever]

69. True. Plenty of girls there.

[RevCheesehead]

53. I see a little red X.

Say, you wouldn't be that leaker, would ya? :spank:

[Patsy Stone]

56. I see a big Johnny Depp

Captain Jack Sparrow, to be exact. Arrr... :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

60. Oh, I wish I could see that!

Pirates are so... focused. ;)

[bleever]

72. Right click, and choose View Image.

Unless you're on a Mac and your mouse has only one button.

[RevCheesehead]

77. Nope, doesn't work....

I have Internet Explorer Issues. Like Windows ME won't let me upload or download IE 6. :grr:

All I really want for Christmas is a new computer.

[bleever]

91. Try copying this into your browser's address bar:

photos1.blogger.com/img/193/1267/640/http%20%20%20

[RevCheesehead]

96. Yowza!

Thanks, Bleev!

[bleever]

116. Please also notice that it includes other elements of the original post

as well, i.e., drinking and reading.


Thank you.

[Patsy Stone]

105. You know what?

It was so good the first time, I did it again. Even though I can see the picture just fine in your OP. :)

[bleever]

115. It's a multiple.

Glad it works.

[Patsy Stone]

121. It's the gift that keeps on giving

Thanks for reveling in the spirit of the season.

[SharonRB]

79. That's all I get, too.

[Patsy Stone]

3. Deep Throat, Jr.

Cheney? Ari?

Hi, Dana!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

6. I agree with Dana...

"Keith, I'll sign on to any theory that you want me to..." :evilgrin:
Yes, indeed. :loveya:

[SharonRB]

9. Hi, everyone!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

14. Hi Sharon!

Did you post the link to your Secret Santa gifts yet? :)

[SharonRB]

17. Nope.

You wanna do it?

[SharonRB]

24. Okay, I'll do it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4311850&mesg_id=4316055

[WolverineDG]

100. a poster of my very own???

wow, thanks sharon! :)

:hug:

dg

[SharonRB]

110. You're welcome, DG

[RevCheesehead]

30. Lookie at what Botany's getting for Christmas!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4311850&mesg_id=4316055

And a few other KOEBabes mentioned, too. :)

[Patsy Stone]

35. Aw... You guys...

Rev., I'd get you Craig Crawford. :)

Sharon, a million frequent flyer miles.

[SharonRB]

37. Thanks, Pats

[RevCheesehead]

41. I'd love to cuddle with Craig!

Thanks, Pats! :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

42. Merry Christmas!

:hug:

[SharonRB]

45. But we have to get through Fitzgiving first, don't we?

[Patsy Stone]

49. So true

We have much to be thankful for this year. :)

[SharonRB]

51. And I hope we have a lot more by the end of the year

[Patsy Stone]

61. Amen. n/t

[RevCheesehead]

7. Who the hell comes up with these story titles?

"What about Bob?" :spray: Wasn't Bob dead in that movie?

[Berry Cool]

18. No, Bob wasn't dead. Bob was the guy

who kept bugging his therapist while his therapist was on vacation.

I think you're thinking of "Weekend at Bernie's"--in which "Bernie" was dead.

[bleever]

19. No, Bob was Bill Murray, as a manic patient of Richard Dreyfuss.

Three and a half stars on the bleev-o-meter.

:thumbsup:

[Patsy Stone]

21. "I'm sailing! Saaailing!"

:rofl:

[Botany]

8. Mr. X = John Bolton

KO random speculation won't stop us :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

12. Mr. X = Karen Hughes

Just because it seems so right. :hi:

[Botany]

26. Well she, Gonzalos, & Harry Meirs

Helped to clean up bush TANG record .....

BTW have I ever told you that you are my FAV EDV?

[Berry Cool]

94. Bot, you've NEVER told ME

that *I* am your favorite EDV...

*sniff, sniff* :cry:

[WolverineDG]

104. that's ok, berry

he's never said that to me either. :(

ah well, his loss.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

29. Well, she's certainly the most masculine

of 'em all. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

39. *SNORT*

The juxtaposition of your post, immediately following Botany's...:rofl:

[bleever]

10. "What About Bob?" LOFL. Meanwhile, Fitz says, "Baby steps,

baby steps."

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

22. It's a fuckin' Romper Room, isn't it?

What about it, Bob?

[bleever]

36. Suzanne Pleshette.

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

43. The only woman I know with a voice deeper than Reeter's...

and Suzanne makes it work, too. ;)

I'll put her in your Christmas stocking, OK?

[bleever]

52. Ooh, wouldya? And, she's a Mensa member too.

At least she was on the show.

:)

[RevCheesehead]

55. Yes - was it 147 or 157?

And another was Jerry Robinson. "That's OK, Bob, not everyone can have a large... IQ..."

[bleever]

62. I think it was 147. Bob was 129.

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.

:beer:
:beer:
:beer:
:beer:
:beer:

[RevCheesehead]

I'm buzzed...

I think I'm seeing double...

[RevCheesehead]

I'm buzzed...

I think I'm seeing double...

[Patsy Stone]

67. And posting double?

:rofl:

[bleever]

74. And posting double?

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

82. "And posting double"

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

64. One of the funniest episodes

like there were any unfunny ones.

Oh, Bob! Hi, Bob! Okay, everyone drink!

[WolverineDG]

27. Hi everybody!

Happy Almost-Friday!! :hi:

dg

[Botany]

31. I predict that very soon Woodward will be canned by the W. Post

What a shit ... how many people in the media are on the GOP
tit?

[Patsy Stone]

40. But...

Officially, he will be leaving in order to spend more time with his family.

Hi, Bot!

[Botany]

46. That might be ....

What he did was beyond the pale and soon his very rich
ass will be off the post .... sad to see when the heros of
yesterday turn out to have feet of clay.

BTW is their anything you want to disclose to me??????
You know something that you might have done
that would upset me?

It is not the crime but the cover up.

[Patsy Stone]

54. Um, no...

Oh, and, it was me... I told Woodward.


Bot? :loveya:

[SharonRB]

63. LOL

:rofl:

Thanks, Pats!

[Botany]

76. Michigan Football fans WARNING GRAPHIC

just get rid of the space in the URL and paste it


forget it

too gross

[Patsy Stone]

78. Now who needs help, Bot?

OMG. I can't imagine what the search terms were here. :rofl:

[Botany]

I deleated it

Google michigan ohio state football pictures

1st page :rofl:

[SharonRB]

87. Like this one?

[Botany]

95. The Cooper and Stan Jackson era

:spank:

:puke:

Good players suck butt coach .....
I still remember Stan Jackson laughing on the bench as OSU was
getting their asses kicked in a bowl game.

[SharonRB]

98. 1997 -- The year we won (a shared) national championship

[Botany]

108. Really you should have won it out right

Nebraska cheated to beat Missouri

I want U of M to win every game except one. That is what
a real fan of "the game" is about.

Do me a favor if you see any michigan people being
A holes to OSU fans tell them to grow up.

I stopped a couple of drunk frat boys from throwing the
hat of a small michigan fan .... I apologized to him and his
date and told the boys if they felt tough go and see the rugby
team and sign up. They did not say shit.

I hate shit like that ..... the game is on the field.

[SharonRB]

109. I totally agree

I hate to see people hassling the other team's fans.

[Botany]

114. Egg Zag Lee

I wish that the cops in both towns would dress up
undercover cops as visiting fans and bust the drunk
punks ......

I am old school and think that "they" our guests
and should be treated as such ..... kidding yes but
the other stuff should be treated harshly.

Prediction OSU 24 U of M 12

OSU is scary good this year .... 2 plays from being #2 or 3 in the
nation.

[SharonRB]

117. Yeah, and we're a couple of missed field goals from having one loss

and even the one to ND we should have won. Injuries killed us this year. If, if, if -- it's way more than a 2-letter word.

[Berry Cool]

112. "Shared national championship"? Isn't that like kissing a sibling?

I don't know, folks. I predict an all-out wild turf war on the KOEB tomorrow night as the game faces go on for the weekend.

Look out, it's going to be an all Ohio State-Michigan free-for-all. Put on your protective gear and enter at your own risk!

And if you think that's bad, wait till the game is over!

[Botany]

120. I shant be here

BTW did I ever tell you that you are my *** ***?

:rofl:

BTW once again Ohio's vote does not match the polls.

[Berry Cool]

113. Patsela, YOU told Woodward????

Damn! And I'll bet you broke up the Beatles, too!

DAMN!!!! :mad:

[Patsy Stone]

123. No, darling.

That's still Yoko. :)

Hiya, berry!

[Berry Cool]

130. Hey, Patsela!

It's like the Barenaked Ladies said..."Don't blame it on Yokie!"

[Patsy Stone]

131. You'd be amazed to find

out what I blame her for. It works across the board. :)

[bleever]

44. I'm gonna bet against you here.

I think Woodward will survive, after taking a few punches and coming up with a non-apology apology.

[Botany]

66. You might be right but I think this is the tip of the iceberg.

All of the video of Woodward on all those programs
bashing Fitz and his investigation might very well
hung em.

[bleever]

122. Maybe they'll promote him out of his job.

Give him the Medal of Freedom and a big office with the phones disconnected.

[Gogi]

127. He will become editor emeritus...

a fancy way to kick someone to the curb.

[SharonRB]

33. Call me irresponsible....

[Patsy Stone]

47. It's the week before Thanksgiving

and the Beaujolais Nouveaus are out. Thanks for reminding me. :)

[Patsy Stone]

48. My new band...

Gutsy Radish. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

58. So the Pretzeldent only trusts his wimmin-folk?

Momma, Pickles, Karen & Condi.... and how many of them has he slept with?

[Botany]

68. You need help

Go to this thread and confess your sins.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5387063#5387564

[Olney Blue]

80. That's a hilarious thread, Botany.

:thumbsup:

well done

[RevCheesehead]

85. I prefer to live in my dysfunction.

However, I have given your thread a recommendation. :)

[Botany]

97. But you did not post

:cry:

[RevCheesehead]

103. You haven't offered me anything.

[Botany]

111. OK

[Olney Blue]

59. Rove was reamed in the woodshed!

I just lost my dinner at the thought.....




:hi:

Hi everybody!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

70. That was an icky visual

Hi, Olney! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

102. That's the kind of statement that makes one say

in the words of Keith..."Thanks for THAT image!" :scared:

[bunny planet]

65. Hello ladies and the botanists who love them.

I had to miss the first half hour or so, rats. Came in just in time to see that Moonie Times 'reporter' spew propaganda. Keith tried valiantly to be polite as usual, but it was clear that the guy was using the opportunity to provide some kind of cover story for Jr. and talk up Rove being back in the saddle again. The visual of Bush taking Pillsbury Roveboy 'out to the woodshed and really reaming him' is a really unfortunate one.

What did I miss in the first 20 minutes, I can't wait until midnight to find out.

[Olney Blue]

71. Hi Bunny!

The first 20 minutes were very good- Keith is hitting the WH hard lately.

[bunny planet]

83. I know, isn't he wonderful?

[Olney Blue]

88. oh yeah

:loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

73. Hiya, bun!

Dana Milbank discussing who Woodward's source is. Jonathan Turley dissing Woodward on ethical grounds.

:hi:

[bunny planet]

86. Doesn't Dana Milbank have one of those faces you can imagine looked

exactly the same when he was a kid, you know, that doofy kid face kind of stuck on an adult body.

Who does he think is the source, Hadley?

[Patsy Stone]

89. He said, basically, pick someone.

He has no idea. Could be me at this point.

I think he was beaten up as a kid. With a name like Dana, you'd have to be a linebacker not to be. :)

[bunny planet]

90. Bianca, is that you?

[Patsy Stone]

92. LOL! n/t

[SharonRB]

118. Bianca, Bianca...

Where are you, Bianca?

[bunny planet]

93. Oh most def, Dana definitely had some sand kicked in his eyes back in the

day.

[Patsy Stone]

75. How dare they? How dare gop.com!

Low Spark of High-heeled Boys is one of the best songs ever.

My .02

WPITW indeed!

[bunny planet]

81. Ok, so Rush uses one of my favorite Pretenders' songs for his theme song

and now the RNC uses 'Low Sparks of High Heeled Boys' for their website.
Between the Republicans and the car commercials, no songs are safe anymore.

[Patsy Stone]

84. That's a t-shirt slogan right there, bun. n/t

[Berry Cool]

106. So, Keith revived "I Quit" again in time for the Smokeout.

Good for you, Keef! Love your new PSA, too! :loveya:

And, um, if you need any help with that "alternative source of oral gratification" thing, the Rev and I will be happy to assist. :evilgrin:

Especially me, thanks to your reference tonight to "the impeccable Ralph Fiennes." Damn, could you possibly make me love you any MORE??

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[tatia_s]

107. I wish they would get a new clip of Karen Hughes...

because the one they keep using of her with the gigantic zit on her cheek is extremely distracting.

~Tatiana

[Botany]

119. Welcome to the KOEB and the EDVs

I am the good looking guy here .... but I am very humble

[bleever]

124. EDVs, ASTBs, and MNTBs,

or, Mountin' Boys, as we say.

[bleever]

125. (hic) n/t

[tatia_s]

126. how many times are you going to give me this rose?

:7

~Tatiana

[Botany]

128. Look I buy them in bulk .....

Shhh don't tell the others.

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

129. VIDEO at canofun. Turley, GOP.com and * in Japan

http://www.canofun.com/blog/viddate.asp

Thanks, liveoaktx!