It's time to help out the NSA guys.Post here if BinLaden called you today.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

[DemonGoddess]

1. hehe

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mnemosyne]

2. Sorry, it's been over a week. n/t

:evilgrin:

[realisticphish]

3. I left him three voicemails

but the asshole won't call me back

[michael_1166]

26. Yeah, that's because he's already dead for some years now.

Just google "bin laden dead".

If you still insist to leave him a message, try these guys:

http://www.aaevp.com/

:evilgrin: :nopity:

[NanceGreggs]

4. Slept late - haven't checked who called.

But I have ident-a-call. What's the area code for Al Qaeda?

[Philosoraptor]

5. We dated a while back, but...

...he never called me back.

[HereSince1628]

6. No he didn't but an Iranian came and picked up the Persian rugs

for cleaning the other day.

[bryant69]

7. Yeah but screw that guy.

First of all I never loaned him a fifty - what's up with that? I don't loan money ever. That guy needs to get a ride on the clue train. That Osama guy is just a lying weasel.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[Debau2005]

8. Nope, not yet! nt

[gkhouston]

9. he doesn't call, he doesn't write...

it's like he doesn't want to scare me anymore now that 2004 is over. :sarcasm:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

10. ha!

[Dr.Phool]

14. That's the mule I fixed him up with on a blind date!!!

He fell in love instantly.

[Chemical Bill]

11. I got a call from his #3 guy. n/t

[Dunvegan]

12. Had a very suspicious telemarketing call yesterday...

...Someone collecting for the Iraqi Policemen's Ball.

[Wickerman]

13. twice, he says Crawford is nice this time of year. n/t

[meegbear]

15. We talked this morning and told me this ...

Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head in his hands.

Finally, the president looked up and asked, "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

[ComerPerro]

16. He called me, but only because he was trying to help his

brother in law get back in touch with Bush.

Apparently Bush has been blowing him off lately, doesn't need him anymore.

[Bucky]

17. Would I be a traitor if I sent someone to talk to Qaddafi, you know...

...right before he tried to assassinate the King of Saudi Arabia? Because that sounds like a suspicious contact with a known terrorist right before one of his plots and such a person really ought to be brought in for questioning. Tough questioning. Really tough questioning. In Belarus or Romania if we have to. I'm not saying they had ties to the assassination attempt, but we know there were contacts.

[blm]

18. Usama called me - He told me to back off his brother George W - I said NO!

Fock House of Saud, House of Bush and the Bin Laden family.

The blood of millions is on their hands.

[Roland99]

19. bin Laden? Who's that?

[shadowknows69]

20. He just called in his picks for my Bush ratings pool

Osama has 26% 0n May 30th. Kim Jong Il is sitting pretty with 28% on the 13th

[Roland99]

27. But what's his pick for the Triple Crown?

[madrchsod]

21. i`ve called him everyday since 9/11 but

he never returns my calls.. i gave him the best years of my life and this is all i get....

[titoresque]

22. Who?

:shrug:

[Horse with no Name]

23. Not sure

Had a call from 800-boogy-man.
Do you think this was him or do we have other boogymen to be concerned about this week?:shrug:

[Philosoraptor]

24. I thought I was talking to a 14 yr. old girl...

...but it was Bin Laden.

[pepperbear]

25. SATIRE ALERT! 9/10/01 * diary entry: "Dear diary, Me and Binny are

like that (You can't see, but I'm crossing my fingers). Why, his people used to come on down to my state all the time and talk at me about the Oyl industree.

I hadn't heard from him in a spell, until just the other day he called and asked me if I minded if a few friends of his dropped by some time this month. He said they were going to take out (or did he say in...I don't remember, I wasn't really listenin') a few sites in NYC and then go and pay tribute to our nashun's Kapitol. I just chuckled and couldn't help think that it reminded me of something I had read a few days before about AL KEYDA but I forgot that I don't read, unless the cereal box has a prize inside of course. Yuk Yuk!

Anyway, I think I'll plan another trip to my ranch and dream of a way to cement my place in the historee books. Maybe something will happen and I'll look real presidenshul and stuff for a while, and then maybe I can sell my plan to avenge my Daddy to the Amerikun peepul. These tax cuts is boring!"