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sandrakae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:36 PM
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Fucking Cheney sleeping on the job again.
Edited on Fri May-12-06 11:37 PM by sandrakae
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No New War Donating Member (118 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:37 PM
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1. Sleeping?
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:39 PM
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4. Weekend at Cheney's!!
:woohoo:

You know the liquor cabinet is stocked with the good stuff. :)
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:39 PM
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5. I thought my post was clever...
:rofl:
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:39 PM
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6. Weekend at Cheney's
they just take Dick from meeting to meeting and prop him up
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smtpgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:18 AM
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15. so much for the "warm body" syndrome
I think the Bush administration has alot of that.

The proof is in the picture
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 10:13 AM
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28. I actually did THIS last year- is it time to drag it out again?
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:38 PM
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2. Too Funny! Thanks for the PIC :-) eom
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:38 PM
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3. Most people in this country would get fired for that. Why doesn't
he just lay his head on the table?
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:43 PM
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7. Hmmm....I wonder if the old Dickster is in worse shape than we thought?
I understand Shrub is probably trying to talk,a nd that could put anybody to sleep, but beyond that, it's not normal for someone to fall asleep on the job. Could it be possible, the Dickster might have to leave for health reasons....FOR REAL?
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genieroze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:49 PM
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8. "Well isn't that special"
Edited on Fri May-12-06 11:49 PM by genieroze
I wonder if he's getting ready to meet his maker.
SATAN!!!!!!!
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smtpgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:21 AM
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17. I'm waiting for my christmas present
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la la Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:51 PM
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9. is he drooling ? n/t
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:53 PM
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10. Daytime is his normal sleep time - in a coffin on unhallowed dirt
Night time is when he comes awake, roaming military cemeteries on moonless nights to feed.
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:57 PM
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11. Look at how fat he is.
He looks like Humpty Dumpty! Pasty white skin, snow-white hair.

NOW here's a shocker. I know you can't see him in this photo, but Rummy is sitting next to Cheney. GUESS WHAT Rummy is 17 years OLDER than Dick Cheney. Rummy looks positively radiant, compared to Cheney.

It's hard to believe: Rummy was actually Cheney's mentor of Evil back in the old days. Cheney was the pupil.

Here, he looks like Rummy's Grandpa. Cheney is knocking on Death's door.
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:15 AM
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14. I was noticing how much heavier he looked.
Congestive heart failure will do this - my ex would nod off @ the slightest lull in a conversation, not enough oxygen going 2 the brain.

I wonder if that is why he is such a mean MF? He compensates for nodding off & missing details, by being extra evil.

I really do hate these people!
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smtpgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:26 AM
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21. My dad will be 70 soon
Edited on Sat May-13-06 12:28 AM by smtpgirl
and he looks nothing like the Cheney, maybe more like Rumsfeld, I shutter to say.
I am glad that my parents are healthy, in mind, body & soul.
But isn't it the best karma of all for him to live a life like Cheney has?
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:38 AM
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23. Rumsfeld is actually
an amazingly good-looking man, at his age. As much as I detest him, I've got to give him credit.

Even Bush called him "Rumstud" and Stud Muffin.

It's just amazing that he's much older than Cheney.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:06 PM
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31. Jaybus! Cheney is 4 mos. older than my mom
Edited on Sat May-13-06 12:07 PM by 48percenter
they are light years apart. Cheney is very ill, I bet he doesn't live to see the end of the term. CHF is gonna take him.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:00 AM
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12. Wrong!
Edited on Sat May-13-06 12:00 AM by Rex
They just turned his motor off...to save money on gas... :evilgrin:
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genieroze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:06 AM
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13. "snort" lol
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smtpgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:19 AM
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16. is cheney narcoleptic?
Edited on Sat May-13-06 12:19 AM by smtpgirl
or just a fat ass piece of shit?
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sandrakae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:24 AM
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20. Just a fat ass piece of shit.
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Justice Is Comin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:22 AM
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18. Let's see,
how do I fake heart attack...hhmmmm..........
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:24 AM
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19. Asleep is how I like him...He's less dangerous in that state. nt.
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smtpgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:32 AM
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22. Is dude shooting up opaiates?
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 01:15 AM
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24. "Is dude shooting up opaiates?" Just bored with world domination........



Need a nap. Spreadin' democracy is hard work
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LaPera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 01:24 AM
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25. Better asleep, than his fascist input.
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EmperorHasNoClothes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 08:00 AM
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26. Maybe in addition to tourettes, he also has narcolepsy
And severe heart disease on top of it all. What a sad, sad man.
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Caretha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 09:59 AM
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27. His heart can't handle the job....
He's very over weight, he drinks, he has gout and his heart is not capable of pumping the blood efficiently to all parts of his body....hense his brain is being deprived of oxygen and he can't stay awake.

Anyone who is familiar with heart patients, also know that they are some of the meanest and hardest to get along, and he certainly qualifies in that category. They can't help it and are just down right testy and at times nasty. It has to do with lack of oxygen to the brain.

The guy's a walking time-bomb and will definitely have another full-fledged heart attack at some point in the future. I'm sure his doctors' advise goes in one ear and out the other.

Advice to a man in his condition is as follows:

1) LOOSE WEIGHT and maintain

2) Exercise daily - get heart rate up daily (preferably walking, but there are other types of exercise recommended also)

3) DO NOT DRINK ANY KIND OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES - it interferes with the medication big-time.

4) Avoid stress

Heart patients also have problems sleeping at night, so therefore lots of them are sleep deprived and nap during the day. Maintaining a strict schedule/routine helps alleviate this - one reason why exercise is so important - it helps them sleep better at night.

I've speculated in the past when Cheney has been out of the public view, that he has had an "incident" and his ICD has kicked in and jolted his heart rhythms back into sync. It's a pretty devastating event and takes a bit of recovery time.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 10:30 AM
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29. he might be praying he isn't indicted along with Rove.
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OrangeCountyDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:00 PM
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30. WHEN WAS THIS PICTURE TAKEN? nt
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:09 PM
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32. would you stop judging Cheney???
Everyone knows shooting friends in the face is HARD work. :rofl:
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 12:10 PM
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33. What does he dream about: sex? war? kittens? Nuremberg? n/t
n/t
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