Ohhh Boy the shit is getting deep

[stop the bleeding]

take a look at this latest attempt to discredit Fitz -

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don't go crazy cat_girl25.

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Could this guy try to use any more syllables in his words:rofl::rofl:

This ass is still questioning Plame's status - jeeze la-weeeze:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Midnight in the garden of Moe and Curley


By John Burtis
Tuesday, May 16, 2006

It is growing very dark in the increasingly shoddy and ethereal Scooter Libby investigation, where Patrick Fitzgerald, bumping into the furniture, stubbing his toes, muttering something about it making no sense, but regardless of the mounting absurdity, canters forward, like Lord Cardigan and the Light Brigade

Oh, boy, Patrick Fitzgerald has now decided that there is some great weight to be attached to what appears to be Dick Cheney’s penciled notes affixed in the margin of what purports to be a newspaper article about Joe Wilson.

In fact, it appears to Mr. Fitzgerald, if I can calculate his tortured reasoning correctly, as he continues to beaver his way through the mountain of evidence he’s scooping up as he goes about his Byzantine process of discovery following a crime which apparently never took place, only his claims of lies afterwards, that these comments cement the notion that Mr. Cheney had Mr. Wilson on his mind pretty early in this whole clownish affair, and that Mr. Cheney’s musings set the whole Plame thing in motion.

Of course, lost in the pertinacious shuffling of reams of papers, filings, counter filings, responses, affidavits, depositions and the obviously slanted press accounts repackaged for broadcast back to the same sycophants from CNN, is the fact that Mr. Cheney had every reason to be concerned about the absurd antics evinced by Mr. Wilson in his Nigerian rumpus about the folk tales of unsweetened yellow cake.




Read Full POS here:
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2006/burtis051606.htm

on edit: this guys vernacular slays me :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[saltpoint]

1. Unless they're in John Burtis' hind end, I still don't see any

weapons of mass destruction.

Go Fitz. We got yer back.

[kpete]

2. What an insult

to Moe and Curley...

[bleever]

6. Hey you!

:hug: for that response.

[InternalDialogue]

3. Dear, sweet jeebus.

Substitute "Ken Starr" for "Patrick Fitzgerald" in that tripe and we're getting somewhere...

[tridim]

4. I have some crow for these guys in the freezer

It can be thawed and served within an hour of Fitzmas morning.

[magellan]

5. Somone should subpeona this twit

...for abusing his thesaurus.

[bleever]

7. Moral dilemma: recommend because it's so funny, or deny this

bozo (not a capital B) further notoriety?




Thinking, thinking...


:rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

8. Good lord!

Where did you find this rubbish! I didn't know there were Bush butt kissers in Canada. LOL!

[charlie]

13. He's not Canadian

He's a New Hampshire boy who, for whatever reason, only gets published in Canadian venues.

[Just Me]

9. WHO the FUCK is "John Burtis"?

:shrug:

He means less to me than all those innocently destroyed by the likes of the neocons.

[Fridays Child]

12. Evidently, he's a guy who washed out as a firefighter and as a cop.

http://www.canadafreepress.com/contact.htm#burtis

[Fridays Child]

10. Do buffoons have a union? This guy and Bob Boudelang could start one.

Just sayin'....

[Karmakaze]

11. Thats called Baffle Them With Bullshit.

Its an old tactic. All the flowery language is to make the average reader feel stupid before he drops in the propaganda in plain form.

So while we are reading about Byzantine processes and trying to figure out exactly what he's getting at, he says in language anyone can understand "a crime which apparently never took place" - And the programming is complete. The easiest sentence to grasp is also the most false one, but it is the one you remember "a crime that never took place".

I mean seriously "of what purports to be a newspaper article about Joe Wilson"! Purports? No, it doesnt "purport" to be anything, it IS a newspaper article written by Joe Wilson. There is no need to claim otherwise, but he does so because it muddies the water and confuses the reader, just in time for "a crime that never took place".

This guy is classic propaganda 101 material.

[Old and In the Way]

14. He should have signed it "Wordicus"

that'd been a dead give away that he's Red Stater.

[Warren Stupidity]

15. Nigerian rumpus?

Wilson might have had a Nigeran rumpus, but he certainly did not have a Nigerian rumpus, at least not on the guv's dollar while investigating bogus reports of yellow cake purchases from Niger. What an f'ing moran.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

16. Well....that's 30 seconds I'll never get back.

[Octafish]

17. Treason is treason.

The bottom line: Valerie Plame was a "Non-Official Cover" agent for the CIA. As an "energy analyst," she established a network around the middle east and former Soviet republics that helped stop the spread of nuclear, chemical and biological weapons. Once she was "outted," her entire organization was compromised. Some say the loss to our nation's security was "devastating." Her name was top-secret for a reason.

BOTTOM
DWELLAR

[fooj]

19. That's right.

These criminals didn't JUST break the law. THEY COMMITTED TREASON.

They are traitors. Pure and simple.

TREASON
***a crime that undermines the offender's government
***disloyalty by virtue of subversive behavior
***treachery: an act of deliberate betrayal

This is no laughing matter. This is serious, folks. They must be held accountable.

[bleever]

20. This cuts to the bone of the matter:

the notion that what is right and what is wrong in determined by turning the whole story into a junior high school referendum on who is a stupid-head, or a clown, or a loser, daring to oppose the mighty office of the President.

We have laws. Laws were broken.

[stop the bleeding]

22. traitors must be brought to justice

period

[Missy Vixen]

18. STB, the PFEB would like to convey to the writer of the piece

that he seems to be suffering from cranial rectal inversion. We understand this is a very painful condition. Perhaps Mr. Burtis might want to seek medical attention for the problem.

In the meantime, Mr. Burtis' assertions about Patrick Fitzgerald and the status of the CIA leak investigation are beyond ridiculous. They'd be funny if they weren't so utterly pathetic.

Fondly,
Julie
president for life of the PFEB

[phoebe]

21. "folk tales of unsweetened yellow cake"?? Really? Then why the

multi-million dollar deal with the Italians involved in faking the Niger documents in order to get new Presidential helicopters? The deal was done superfast and the law was changed to accommodate the deal and the Americans involved in the deal are up to their eyeballs in scandal..go figure..

[H2O Man]

23. That's hilarious!

Fitzgerald's case is becoming far better understood by the general public now. It involves the direct participation of VP Cheney. Two years ago, only a limited number of progressives understood what the deal was; today, it is becoming clear to even moderate republicans. Only the most pathetic of lap dogs would write an article like the one noted in the OP.