* meets Gordon the police dog - Caption this photo

[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush (C), and Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano (L), meets 'Gordon' (dog) while talking with U.S. Border Patrol Agent Chad Hickman (R) as they stand on the International Border with Mexico from the Yuma Sector Border on the United States side in San Luis, Arizona, May 18, 2006. REUTERS/Larry Downing

[Sanity Claws]

1. Gordon the dog is a good judge of character

He knows whose balls should be bitten off.

[havocmom]

2. Drug sniff dog alerts on pResident bush

We know dogs don't like him so that must be it :evilgrin:

[Supersedeas]

4. Yep, that's what it looks like to me

[marmar]

7. Great minds...

:think:

[Octafish]

19. ...think alike.

My first thought, as well.

WARMONKEY

[alphafemale]

12. "Mr. President, I'm afraid you're going to have to come with me."

Spoken by a moment later by the DEA agent. Then:

"You don't have anything in your pockets that'll poke me, do you?"

[marmar]

3. If it's a drug-sniffing dog, we know why he's going crazy...

:smoke:

[DrunkenMaster]

5. ummmm...

"Let's play Abu Ghraib Interrogation!"

[alphafemale]

6. "Let Him Go!"

Hubby happened to be in room and we both said that at the same time. :rofl:

[havocmom]

8. Looks like dog might be muzzled.

Perhaps to keep him from getting sick from biting into garbage?

[alphafemale]

17. Even muzzled that'd have to smart like the dickens.

[Blue Poppy]

9. Gordon (dog) smells snausages in *'s (center numbnuts) pants

Gordon realizes that he is smarter than man with snausage pants.

[NewHampshireDem]

10. "Chopper! Sic balls!"

:)

http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_s028.htm

[BreweryYardRat]

24. Off topic, but I just watched that movie Sunday.

Awesome flick.

Back on topic: that dog's got more common sense than 20-something% of the population.

[BreweryYardRat]

25. Aiiieee! Double post!

*deleted*

[riona]

11. Didn't we see a similar pic

with a different animal? What's going on?

[alphafemale]

13. A turkey nailed him one year.

:D

[Poiuyt]

29. My favorite Bush picture

[alphafemale]

31. In at least one later year he actually gripped the poor bird by the neck.

Animals don't like him no doubt about it.

I don't think his OWN dogs like him.

They are just very conditioned to never bite people.

They look very stiff and apprehensive when in his arms.

[alphafemale]

33. Is it a coincidence the turkey strangle pic was just posted in a thread?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1230857

I think not.

[Bucky]

36. "Don't like him"? Most animals can't keep away from his crotch!

I can't explain it, but I don't like it

[Alamom]

14. And there was the "Cat Attack." nt

[riona]

15. There has to be a message here .......

[SiouxJ]

16. Good Dog!

not to mention smart. Knows the bad guy when he sees him.

and btw, Janet Rocks!

[AndyTiedye]

18. Instinctively, the dog knows what he should do.

SIC 'EM, FANG!

[Vinnie From Indy]

20. I guess Laura told ya my horse hand-job story eh fella?

eom

[LSparkle]

21. "Hey, watch it, little buddy -- I'm not wearing my flightsuit today!"

[spanone]

22. Gordon smells his cocaine encrusted Jack Daniels stained crotch.

A cheap smell for Gordon, usually not associated with the President of the United States.

[Hand]

23. Grrrr.... grrrr...... Rowf!! ROWFROWFROWF!!! (GORDON!! NO!!!) nt

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

26. "i thought mcgruff had a trenchcoat"

[paparush]

27. Bush: Hey, we could use this one down at Guano Bay.

[SammyWinstonJack]

35. Or at Abu "Grab Ass" Um...wait............

:yoiks:

[alphafemale]

28. Another animal instinctively hating *. And * shows slow reflexes...again.

A dog lunging at gonads should illicit more than a slack jawed stare in a normal, undrug-addled human.

[SammyWinstonJack]

34. Well that lets ** out.

..."normal, undrug-addled human" on all counts.

[peekaloo]

30. Release the hounds!

[SammyWinstonJack]

32. "Chopper sic balls"

Had a "Stand By Me" moment. :yoiks: