caption this Condi pic

[tocqueville]

[liberal N proud]

1. .

:puke:

[PWRinNY]

2. "Maybe he won't see me if I keep hiding behind the Bush"

[bluedeminredstate]

3. Jeeesus!

George told me his was huge...

[lonestarnot]

4. Hey Gopher, I think you pissed him off.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

5. Caption: Contrary To Popular Belief, Condi Pees Standing Up.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. "OMG THAT IS TOTALLY A MEMBER'S ONLY JACKET!"

[Kurovski]

7. "Oh my God! Are those Ferragamos?!!"

[Kurovski]

8. "Get up, George, we can't do it here."

[frylock]

9. i've gotta see a man about a horse

[Kurovski]

16. "I've gotta see a man about a hose."

Is what I thought I first read.

[sakabatou]

10. "George, this is the last time

I'm escorting you to the bathroom..."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Isn't there a scene in "Austin Powers" where he's...

going down the 'elevator'? Whatever he says there is the caption.

[jazzjunkysue]

12. "No, George. The nice man isn't trying to arrest you. Stand up."

[Kurovski]

13. "So THERE'S that other roller skate!"

[Kurovski]

14. "I wonder what kinda crazy crap DU will caption this photo with."

[charlie]

15. No, I DON'T have any toilet paper

You've got to learn to get a grip on yourself when Fitzgerald walks by, George.

Now, pull your britches up and squeeze your cheeks together. As soon as the wind is right, we'll run you to Marine One. Shaddup, no one will know.

[roguevalley]

17. The Klingon Ambassador takes a leak before eating her next baby.

Out with the old baby's blood, in with the new.

[koopie57]

18. laura swings a mean mallot nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. "Hope that mall cop doesn't see the shoes I just shoplifted"

[unkachuck]

20. she....

....really isn't white....

[peekaloo]

21. Sorry but those bushes only bloom when you place a lot of shit on them.