If Ralph Reed & Gary Bauer want to marry, who are we to stop them?

[Philosoraptor]

I mean theoretically of course, if those two fine heterosexual men wanted to marry, I wouldn't really care. So when Bush trots out the anti gay marriage amendment this Monday night, I'll just laugh.

The amendment has NO chance of becoming law, yet he's doing it to temporarily calm the crazies who feel Bush brung em' to the dance and left with another dude--er, girl.

I'd just say, "You go Ralph and Gary, you go girls"!

[kevinbgoode]

1. Do these fundies EVER wear anything

but black suits? Every time I see one of them, I think they are attending some funeral.

[Philosoraptor]

2. The Republican Power Suit.

Standard issue.

[maine_raptor]

3. That is a great line and I intend to steal it from you.

"If Ralph Reed & Gary Bauer want to marry, who are we to stop them?"

Perfect answer next time someone brings up the topic of Gay Marriage down at the local coffee shop.

Thanks.
:toast:

[htuttle]

4. I think they make a cute couple

They both have that 'bug-eyed gollum' thing going on.

[TommyO]

And then they can adopt

Santorum!

[ToolTex]

5. Silly. Reed is still transfixed with Abramoff he won't marry Bauer.

Ralph Reed has been hung up on Jack Abramoff since they were in college. They were working so hard on campus Rethug issues that Ralph was too tired to leave Jack's apartment. Poor baby had to spend so many nights sleeping on Abramoff's couch. I don't think anyone ever ask who was on top.

[Philosoraptor]

6. All the while being Pat Robertson's toady front man.

All the while fleecing the flocks. What a nice guy.

[yellowcanine]

7. Ok that raises all kinds of nasty mind pictures. Please stop it.