A Letter to President Bush from Bumfuck, Indiana

[kpete]

A Letter to President Bush from Bumfuck, Indiana
by JuliaAnn

Sat Jun 10, 2006
G.W. Bush
The White House
Washington, D.C. 20006

Dear Mr. President:

Enough is enough. I thought nothing could be more miserable than the years I spent at Ben Franklin Middle School, but your presidency is proving to be worse than level five acne, doing a term paper on The Scarlet Letter, and trying unsuccessfully for three years in a fucking row to get a date with Melissa Hendstetter, all rolled into one.

I'll admit it, I never liked you and didn't vote for you. For one thing, the way you walk reminds me of Eugene our neighbor who also walks like he has his underwear bunched up in his ass. And dude, I know how it is to be strung out and all, but that performance of yours during the debates where you like stared into space for five minutes was a no-brainer for me. I knew where you were coming from there, and I could sympathize up to a point. I did that once in an interview down at Town & Country Foodland. I did NOT get the bag boy job, and man, you should not have nabbed the White House gig, I think we both know that.

But some people in my family did vote for you, and they are pissed. Frankly, when you have lost my father, you have fucked up royally. He is a guy who would vote for a toaster if it was a Republican. But he is also -- how do you guys put it -- a fiscal conservative -- I mean, this is a man who bought me shoes two sizes too big when I was in elementary school on the presumption I'd "grow into them." These days he is not happy about the deficit, especially when he gets those daily e-mails from Aunt Edith, who has voted Democratic in every election since I think Truman. Between that and his job being sent to India (and the fact that gramps will be moving in with us because of some insurance snafu business), he is spitting mad. Sure, you were once perhaps that guy he would have had a beer with down at the Dew Drop Inn. Lately he has taken to calling you "that dumbass cheerleader." Between you and me, I think this is a bad sign.

read the rest at:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/6/10/63324/2620

[Swamp Rat]

1. I wish Dumbya would read it.

:)

[MuseRider]

4. Mr. Bill!

OMG Swamp Rat, how perfect. Ohhh Nooooooo indeed. :applause:

[Swamp Rat]

6. Way'at MuseRider!!

:hi:

Here's Dumbya's other half: :D

[MuseRider]

7. Hey!

You are too good. Love your art work. Art was indeed meant to make us think and help us make a point.

[Swamp Rat]

10. Well, now I am going to make some music

(rehearsal with my band)

Time for some samba! Oba!

[MuseRider]

11. Someday I am going to hear you!

Someday I will make it down and listen to you play. I am doing an off music weekend after the festival last weekend. I needed a break.

Samba.

[DiverDave]

8. Um, thats Gumby.

eom

[MuseRider]

9. With a side of Mr. Bill

right?

[NanceGreggs]

2. Thanks for sharing this, Kpete!

It's brilliant!

K'd & R'd!

[307 MMS]

3. JuliaAnn

Yup, they just keep gettin' better n' better. Thanks for posting that, it's hoot and reality "to boot".
Or..."can't find his ass with both hands, standing on a mirror"!

[pretzel4gore]

5. question: how could bush be successful and please rw'ers?

that's what bugs me about the 'eyes now open' republicans: regan and the bush's were sons of privilege devoted to increasing privilege, and using the common's disorganised simplicity against it-that was true since the upper class twits murdered ceasar for threatening to act for the common people's benefit ALSO (iow not just for the aristo's benefit)
what could junior do better? hide the real reasons he got us into iraq so the truth dinnae confront us? run the news better so the economic mess was hidden away and only emerge next democratic admin who then could be blamed?
what?

[Tin Man]

12. Bahawahaha - good one!

-snip-

"Sure, you were once perhaps that guy he would have had a beer with down at the Dew Drop Inn. Lately he has taken to calling you "that dumbass cheerleader." Between you and me, I think this is a bad sign..."

-snip-

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[The Backlash Cometh]

13. No way this was written by a kid.

I laughed my ass off.

[Gregorian]

14. Whistleass gets served his report card!

OMG, did Bartcop and the Rude Pundit morph into one and write that?

BEAUTIFUL. If that word can be used for a situation like this.

[sweetheart]

15. hell yea!

:-)

[onethatcares]

16. now that's an email we all can send.

imagine the whitehouse getting that, over and over and over and over. Sooner or later even dickless cheney is gonna wonder what's up.

[lonestarnot]

17. Fuck a repukin repug!