What do you say when you really want to piss off the kool-aid drinkers?

[kentuck]

I find that they get really pissed when you mention that Al Gore won in 2000.
Or that Bush lied us into the war in Iraq...
Or that there were no WMDs...
Or that Bush was a drunk until he was 40 and had failed at everything he had tried.
Or that Bush and Cheney are a hundred times worse than Clinton could ever imagine.
Or that Bush was asleep at the wheel when 9/11 happened.
Or that Rush Limbaugh is a lying drug addict...

[SpiralHawk]

1. They have sworn allegience to an AWOL - Five Deferments cabal of cronies

Republicons have ASSUMED THE POSITION for a pair of incompetent, pretend "war leaders" who lied to America's soldiers about WMD and 9/11 - and that EVERYONE WHO IS HONEST knows their shameful military records of desertion and dodging.

Not only are Bush and Cheney shameful chickenhawk cowards, anyone who follows them is clueless.

The republicons know they are following Preppy Cheerleader wimps pretending to be heros (via systematic propaganda), and they hate to admit it -- even to themselves.

Cons have swallowed the propaganda WHOLE.

You will hear them howl like heyenas in denial.

They can't handle the truth.

[gaspee]

2. Laura

Laura Bush killed a teenager with her car!
George Bush made his girlfriend get an abortion.
Georgie and Laura must be real good parents, if their kids behavior is any indication
Rush Limpballs is a druggie

Those usually get 'em goin real good.

[Wilms]

3. I'm trying to figure how to tell them all that WITHOUT pissing them off

Seems any truth spoken to them raises their blood pressure.

What really drives them nuts is telling them the things I DIDN'T like about Clinton.

[DawgHouse]

4. I say, "yeah, I heard O'Reilly say that last night."

Most of them get that I'm saying they can't think for themselves.

[Cronus Protagonist]

5. I ask them: "Why do you love the ragheads so muich?"

"Just a few years ago you hated them, what changed your mind and why do you love them so much that you're happy with Americans dying on their behalf? How come you like to spend billions of our tax dollars for these people in Iraq?"

Hahaha. I've shut up many a freeper with these questions.

[Wrinkle_In_Time]

6. "Jason Leopold lied." What, you meant other Kool-Aid™ drinkers?

My point is that there are people on both sides of the two-party U.S. political spectrum who are guilty of blind faith. The backwash flows to both sides of the tank.

Rabid partisanship doesn't help anyone. Critical thinking does.

[kentuck]

9. Why do you hate DU ?

:)

[nosillies]

10. hear hear

Tough to say, thanks for saying it. Everyone needs to get educated and think for themselves.

That said, one of my personal favorites is talking about the superb "family values" of all the Republicans who cheat on their wives, beat their girlfriends, solicit prostitutes, etc. Hypocrisy is usually easy to point out, and it's pretty hard to argue with "He's on the record as saying this, yet got caught doing this."

[Burried News]

7. I ask them if their kids are in the service ... makes em squirm for

months.

[Marr]

8. Only a coward would ask others to die for their freedoms, then willingly

surrender those freedoms the moment they get scared.

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. I'd really rather not have the opportunity to piss them off. IOW, I wish

they would just educate themselves. It wouldn't take a whole lot of effort on their part. Just turn off the "Liberal Media" That would give them a head start. :evilgrin:

[me b zola]

12. The truth

It's like garlic to repubs

[Jara sang]

13. Tell them that Reagan negotiated with terrorists during Iran/Contra

Also, Reagan cut and ran in Lebanon. That Reagan was a terrorist enabler. He "created" Osama bin Laden.

[kentuck]

14. That's a good one!

I'm sure anythng negative about Reagan gets 'em going.. :)

[SammyWinstonJack]

24. Indeed!

:applause:

[driver8]

15. I tell the righties on my veteran's board that Bush "wipes his ass " with

The Constitution.

Man, does that piss them off!!

[ThoughtCriminal]

16. Three Words

"My Pet Goat"

I love the "It-Didn't-Happen-AND-It-Was-The-Right-Thing-To-Do" responses.

[Minnesota Libra]

17. When I really want to piss off the neocons/fundies about this............

....WH squatting bunch I just mention what ever the latest thing is that someone in the administration has done and then quickly follow that by saying, "Oh, but remember they are Born Again Christians." Of course I inject as much :sarcasm: as possible. Or, if it's a fundie woman then I say, "Oh, but remember they are against abortion so anything else they do, regardless of how illegal is just fine, because they are against abortion." Again, I inject just as much :sarcasm: as I can. Oh, and it really shuts them up too.:bounce:

[paparush]

18. Why do you hate Bush's Freedom to Hate Your Freedom??

[bowens43]

19. Jesus was a liberal socialist. nt

[Brigid]

20. Just do this:

Refer to the Bush administration as "the Bush regime." They hate that. :evilgrin:

[UTUSN]

21. Which side? Which flavor? n/t

[WinkyDink]

22. "If Bush COULD save us, why didn't he?"

[tinfoilinfor2005]

23. That I don't really think dubya is the antichrist...

but I do think he works for him.

[sweetheart]

25. Anyone who supports the drugs war...

is guilty of negligent homicide of thousands of people.