Spread wide your wants, haunt heights of woodland fonts, but CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

Title for Photograph: "The Blind Leading the Blind"

(The sheer possibility of any semblance of devine concern has long since fled our nation. Happy weekend.)

[shain from kane]

1. "Get your stinkin' paws off me you damned, dirty chimp" n/t

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

3. LMAO, hahahahaha!

:rofl: !! MKJ

[Lars39]

7. LOL

:rofl:whew!

[countingbluecars]

8. Perfect.

I can't stop laughing!

[dogday]

2. God Damn You... God Damn You All To Hell

or something like that at the end where he sees the statue of liberty in the ocean....

[Canuckistanian]

4. "Easy, big fella, this won't hurt, it's only a medal"

And when we're done, you can have some nice food pellets.

[shain from kane]

5. Chimp gives Andrew Jackson a medal for the Battle of New Orleans. n/t

[MADem]

6. Charlie's Lament

I am forgetful, I grow old
I used to be an actor bold.
I'm standing here, I don't know why
In front of some sweaty, stupid guy.

He's lunging toward me, quick and fast,
And looks about to pass some gas.
I first thought he intended to choke me,
I quickly learned he'd rather be hokey.

He babbles kind words, they don't make sense.
And I'm the one who's got the dements??
This ceremony is no damn fun
Now where did I put my goddamn gun?

[shain from kane]

12. Don't lose your toupee, or there will be head rubbin', for sure. n/t

[shain from kane]

9. From one War Lord to another. n/t

[neebob]

10. "I hope he didn't bring that guy with the stick." nt

[madokie]

11. That is pretty strange isn't it

giving charlatan heston a metal of freedom, hell I thought the old bastard was dead

[shain from kane]

13. It's Beneath the Planet of the Apes. I'm embarrassed. n/t

[watrwefitinfor]

14. From your cold, dead hands.

This photo makes me so sad and nostalgic.
The man was indeed a great actor.

Wat

[Jade Fox]

15. Bush: "Do these things go in his ears...?"

What has HE done to earn a medal????

[shain from kane]

16. Chimp goes for transsexual vote by giving medal to Ben-Hur. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

17. "From one POS vegetable to another!"

[shain from kane]

18. I'm hoping for an artist choke. n/p

[Hubert Flottz]

20. Almost everything..."Beets the hell outta them two veggies!"

Moses and the Burned Out Bush...

[shain from kane]

21. One crossed the Nile, and the other crossed denial. n/t

[Rene]

22. Sad to see Charlton Heston going thru the "long goodbye"

He was a great actor. I'm a very firm believer in the 2nd Amendment. I don't want the crooks, police and army to be the only ones with guns.

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. "It's not a medal - it's a thong, you goofy old bastard - now put it on!"