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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 03:45 PM
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Anyone in this forum is qualified for this professorship in the sciences
Liberty University is hiring:

http://www.pcrecruiter.net/pcrbin/reg5.exe?i1=PUBLIC&i2=708267999284731&i3=DETAIL&hash=1541165850&i5=&i6=6%2f26%2f2006%209:42:40%20AM&i7=General%20Education:%20Biology&i8=&i9=&i10=&pcr-id=O1liEnhi%2fsaNE%2bcXNC8lJs6uGKx0Dps3LmKrEMGMSUuTNZS0e7zAEskLf75gc9B2URp8MeLbm1Gd%0d%0aHuuMfjoU6QojE%2bl1hiOUpg%3d%3d

Job Title General Education: Biology
Date 6/1/2006
Location NATIONWIDE,
Min Salary $2,100.00
Max Salary $3,500.00
Job Type Contract Part-Time
Job Description

BIOLOGY

Faculty compatible with a young-earth creationist philosophy to teach general education Biology courses.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 03:47 PM
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1. woohoo! I can spout bullshit!
might have to re-write my resume first.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 03:53 PM
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2. You should SO do it!
Then tell us about your interview.
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 03:55 PM
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3. lol - young-earth creationist philosophy.
So they aren't much concerned about biology being taught, they call the class biology and twist scientific facts to suit their own purposes. It would almost be worth taking the position to raise some hell and corrupt their pure little minds. :evilgrin:
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lindisfarne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 03:57 PM
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4. You'd think such a valuable instructor would get a higher salary.
Industry pays much more, even on a parttime basis.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 05:44 PM
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6. It's only a six hour course.
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lindisfarne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:18 PM
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7. Where do you see that it's a 6 hour course? It looks like a full term to
me. And the ad says "courses".
BIOLOGY
Faculty compatible with a young-earth creationist philosophy to teach general education Biology courses.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 09:19 AM
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12. Sorry, that was a joke.
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alcibiades_mystery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:21 PM
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8. That's about standard for per course, per semester adjunct work
3,500 a course.

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lindisfarne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:35 PM
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9. It's on the low end of std, but you'd think they'd want a top-notch person
Edited on Mon Jun-26-06 08:36 PM by lindisfarne
for this job. In fact, why aren't they making it a tenure-track position?
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alcibiades_mystery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:54 PM
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10. It's standard in the humanities
Not even low-end. :-(
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lindisfarne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 09:38 PM
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11. The position is in the sciences; salary range 2100-3500. Which is low
Edited on Mon Jun-26-06 09:50 PM by lindisfarne
end of standard for the sciences, especially at the 2100 end. (It's not clear exactly what the class is but I'm assuming it's for a quarter or semester and about a 4-5 credit course). Anyone with a legitimate biology degree would go out and get a full time industry (non-academic) job before they'd take $2,100. Even community colleges pay more than that. Maybe the salary range reflects the caliber of biologist who would apply for such a teaching position.

A 14-week semester course meeting 5 hours a week = 80 hours teaching. Multiply by 3 to reflect (minimum) time spent preparing lectures, meeting with students, preparing and grading exams, grading other assignments. 320 hours. Even $3500 works out to just over $10/hour.
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Geoff R. Casavant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 05:39 PM
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5. Easiest salary you could ever make
No matter what the question is, the answer is "God did it."

Class dismissed. End of semester. Where's my check? I'm outta here.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 09:24 AM
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13. At least they admit in writing it's "philosophy" rather than science. nt
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