Congratulations and thank you George for everything.

[cornermouse]

What a great job you've done.

Thanks for the roaring economy that is not creating new jobs. We all needed a vacation anyway and with stagnant wages, its not like we're actually missing out on making very much money or anything, is it?

Thanks for the inflation that, as we have been told over and over again, does NOT exist. We've all gone on diets due to the fact that we can not afford to eat as much as we used to. And I hope you don't mind, but from now on baths or showers are to be taken only on Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. To save money for the shelter and utilities, we only use deodorant and anti-perspirant to Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Saturday... Well its not like we were going anywhere on Saturday anyway with the price of gas being what it is, was it? Ain't it great our economy is roaring?

Thanks for the No Child Left Behind program that leaves every child behind. That way no one gets a headstart on anyone else because they've all been put behind. The further, the better. Right?

Thanks also for the silent behind the scenes No Blue-haired Granny Left Behind program that you republicans have launched. No more of those busloads of lonely old widows running around that country sightseeing and clogging up the gambling parlors in Vegas. No sirree. Either they can live in abject despair and poverty, trying to figure out a way to get medicine that will keep them alive or we'll just bury with their husbands. No fuss, no muss.

Thanks for that massive debt you've loaded on the backs of us little people. Yeah that's right, the kind of people you don't ever mingle with. By the way, I'm vaguely curious... How much income a year DOES a person have to deposit into their checking account every month before you consider meeting them?

Thanks for NOT doing everything you could to avoid war, George. We need a little excitement now and then. We DO understand that as far as you're concerned our children don't exist for any purpose other than cannon fodder and/or cheap exploitable labor any more than we, their parents, do.

Anyway, I'm going to end this note George, but I just wanted to let you and your partners know that we're going to reward you in November. Because at this point, George, nothing could keep me from putting my vote in that ballot box. Nothing.

Heck of a job, George.

[ixion]

1. and thanks for making theocracy, fascism and Barbarianism

fashionable again. :grr:

[cornermouse]

5. That too.

Feel free to add destruction of the wall between church and state, spying on American citizens, New Orleans and torture to the list.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. LOL Recomended!

[Amonester]

3. And 'thanks' also for giving us this unimaginable opportunity...

to say "Hi!" to the shameless & lawless Agent Mike's here, from time to time.

Must I add this :sarcasm: icon?

Did it anyway. :hangover:

[C_U_L8R]

4. Can we get a prayer ??

to save humanity from these evil republican creeps

[BlueJac]

6. Good note........I would like to thank George too!

Thanks for wiretapping, reading my emails, looking at my bank account, and stealing a country that I helped build with millions of great Americans, except you George.

[The Count]

7. Thanks for stealing 2 (two) national elections!

[bluestateguy]

8. Answering a bumper sticker that says "Thank me. I voted for Bush/Cheney"

But of course we all know that it's far more offensive that Bill Clinton forced puritan parents to explain blow jobs to their kids.

[gordianot]

10. I would pay to see that bumper sticker.

Especially when they invite comment.

[NanceGreggs]

9. WOW!!! Excellent!

Kicking this one, and a REC for sure!

:kick:

[guinivere]

11. Tell it, C-mouse! nt