Post a haiku about Chimpy's performance at the G8 Summit...

[Crankie Avalon]

Mouth full, head empty--
just phone and tell them to stop;
mission accomplished.

[Tyler Durden]

1. A pig, eating pig

A pig, eating pig
In the manner of a pig
With none of its brains.

[Crankie Avalon]

13. A pig, eating pig / cannibal in high places / how did it happen???

[tinfoil tiaras]

2. K, I'll shoot

Chimpy is so wierd
"Democracy", Iraq style
What he wants the most.

That sucked...sorry.

*edit* "period" didn't have enough syllables...

[wordpix2]

3. Food dribbles, Chimp talk/ Oilspeak on stuffed belly rolls/

As Mideast bombs drop

[wordpix2]

4. good one, Crankie!

[Neecy]

5. okay

Dinner roll tasty!
better washed down with vodka;
can I go home now?

[librechik]

6. pig pig pig pig pig

oh pig pig right to defense
and about the pig...

[The2ndWheel]

7. A tiny number

Control the fate of many
So eat shit and die

[anarch]

8. .

Stupid, stupid dolt
Ignorant craven moron
Not MY president

[Bake]

9. There once was a chimpy named Bushit ...

Sorry, I was thinking limericks ...

Bake

[liberal N proud]

10. I thought you were going to ask me about the pig

[Ganja Ninja]

11. "I gotta go home" by George W Bush

"I gotta go home"
"I got something to do tonight"
"Condi's going too soon"

[soothsayer]

12. the wit and wisdom of shrubbie

"You eight hours? Me, too.
Russia's big. China is too.
Blair, are you leaving?"

[AlCzervik]

14. Barbs son, just like mom

Barbs son, just like mom
ill mannered barbarian
let the spin begin

[durrrty libby]

15. "Mouth full, head empty" excellent

I love this type of thread. Good stuff people




Bush masticates all

truth, freedom, souls, chicken

filling his belly

[AverageJoe]

16. Here ya go

Yo Blair, we killahs
Fo shizzle, my white nizzle
Arabs bleedin' mad crazy

[Mad_Dem_X]

29. LOL!

"For shizzle, my white nizzle" :spray:

[Gloria]

17. Not a haiku, but

Tries to act like Cool Hand Luke
But can't help but make
Everybody puke

[Gato Moteado]

18. more fun with pigs.

can't wait for dinner.
i might get to carve the pig.
what was your question?

[Tyler Durden]

19. George Bush is Long Pig

George Bush is Long Pig,
Stick a fork in him, he's done.
Where is Hannibal?

[Gato Moteado]

20. inspired by a previous summit

i'm the decider.
i make the important calls.
condy, can i pee?

[durrrty libby]

22. Baaaahaahaa..snort n/t

[sakabatou]

21. Okie dokie

Restricting Russia
From being in WTO
Is the Chimpy's dream

Insolvency, no
The economy is great
Red-lining is good

[rulvy]

23. Two Haiku

Flies buzz around wounds
Innocents dying daily
Time to eat a Pig.

Chewing on some bread
Lap Dog sees the mike is on
The World hears the Dolt

[durrrty libby]

25. This thread needs some K&R I enjoy reading these n/t

[Bluebear]

24. the shit hit the fan . . .

The shit hit the fan.
Maybe he needs bathroom break.
Is this possible?

[Mandate My Ass]

26. OK

He's so full of shit
when he opens his piehole
that is what comes out

[Ken Burch]

27. OK

Hands on the Merkel.
pigmeat memories savored.
(...there was a MEETING?)

[Crankie Avalon]

28. Can do anything / drunk squeeze of the merchandise / time to run away.