If you only want to read one book in your life and want to make money?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Be a preacher! Watching this "Soul Factory" stuff on CNN and it never ceases to amaze me at the new ways people find to remove people from their money in the name of "God."

If there was a god, he would have delivered us form these people long ago.

And then Bush would be a pig farmer in Nogales today.

[Warpy]

1. Religious scams are the most rewarding out there

because not only do you get constant adulation from your followers, you get access to unlimited funds from people trying to bribe their way out of hell and no chance of having the IRS want to take a look at your books. It's perfect!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. Plus you are tax exempt because no one wants to tell the fools they're

fools.

[Crabby Appleton]

3. amen, brother

[Ian David]

4. I want to start a religion called Hotchickology

So far, all I have planned is that it would involve me and a whole lot of hot chicks.

[A Simple Game]

5. Ok, now don't do anything foolish.

Stop planning now, what you have planned so far sounds perfect!

[Gabi Hayes]

6. girls gone wild for Jesus!

$9.95, on VHS or disc

[rzemanfl]

7. What, and then people pray they can be you? What do the

women pray for?

[Ian David]

9. Oh, I wouldn't care about THAT part.

Once you have the "hot chicks," the rest is just window dressing.

Except maybe the part where you sell franchise licenses to open other Hotchickology Centers.

[DavidDvorkin]

8. No! My book!

Everyone should buy one of my books! Then I'll make lots of money!