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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:14 AM
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Slam MJFox, Slap a man in a wheelchair, Slime Purple Heart Vets...

WTH will they think of next?

Probably gonna crucify somebody.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:16 AM
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1. word has it
that Jesus ain't comin back cuz if he did, the republicons would slime him.
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:27 AM
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7. They would arrest him for vagrancy.
Beat him in jail, send him to a mental institution and forcibly medicate him.
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Justice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:16 AM
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2. seems they crucify Jesus in the second coming.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:17 AM
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3. Nope.. they'll burn him in the ovens just like the rest of us Liberals..
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abluelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:28 AM
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10. Maybe waterboard? eom
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:35 AM
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12. Nah. He can walk on waterboards.
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abluelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:51 AM
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16. Very good!
:rofl: I guess you can tell I'm not a believer!
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 06:16 PM
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20. of course, then burn us in the Ovens like the Nazi's they are
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:18 AM
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4. They just talked Mushareff into murdering 80 religious school students
Edited on Tue Oct-31-06 08:19 AM by BurtWorm
just in case it might happen to hand them an October surprise in time for the election.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2523256

But no one's going to hold that outrage against them.
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:28 AM
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9. Turns out we did it with a Predator.
Aptly named vehicle, is it not?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:37 AM
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13. We did it?
Not that it surprises me. I'm only becoming more and more frustrated to find that not even DUers seem able to grasp what an outrage this is.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:20 AM
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5. I'm surprised they haven't tried that one with Bush
with "New York Times" reporters instead of Roman Soldiers (who, by the way, were doing the Majority Religion's dirty work ...)
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PurpleChez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:20 AM
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6. Too Jewish.
Yeah, yeah, I know...but I couldn't resist a Harvey Korman reference.
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:27 AM
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8. One wonders...
...how they will behave if they actually lose.
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:35 AM
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11. Meanwhile conceal and defend child predators.
How many millions will vote for them this time?

I really have lost faith in anybody that still calls themselves a republican.
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Union Thug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:40 AM
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14. You've just written the commercial that dems SHOULD BE running! n/t
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:42 AM
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15. Tell an veteran amputee she's 'cut and run'
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 09:40 AM
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17. crawl & bleed
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 09:40 AM
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18. crawl & bleed
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 09:45 AM
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19. But, but it's the Republican Way!!
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