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Edited on Wed Nov-01-06 08:14 PM by maxrandb
this is what happens to Rush:
Rush dies and goes to hell. The devil tells Rush that since he's been soooo evil on earth, that Rush will get to choose the way he spends eternity in hell.
The devil takes Rush on a tour. The first room they come to is the "False Christian Room". Rush looks around and sees Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Tom Delay and other prominent Republican politicians and donors. Roman guards beat them to within an inch of their lives, then they are slowly crucified until they die. Three seconds later, they come back to life and the process begins all over again. Rush turn to the devil and says; "I don't want to spend eternity in the "False Christian Room".
The the devil then takes Rush to the "Hypocrite Room". Rush looks around and sees Tony Snow, Sean Hannity, Strom Thurmond and other prominent Republicans. Rabid dogs chase them around and slowly rip them to pieces. Then their bodies are put back together and the process begin all over again. Rush turns to the devil and says; "I don't want to spend eternity in the "Hypocrite Room", but tell me master, aren't there any Democrats in hell?"
The devil replies; "yes, there is one Democrat in hell, but to see him we must go to the "Sex Room". Rush and the devil walk into a beautiful room with satin and lace all over the place. There are table and tables of the most sumptuous food Rush has ever seen. There's fine wine and an endless supply of fine Cuban cigars. On a heart shaped bed in the middle of the room lies Bill Clinton, and a young woman is performing fellatio on him.
Rush looks at the devil and says; "you mean for all eternity, he just lays there getting a blow-job? The devil nods his head. Rush grabs the devil and says, I've made my choice. I want to spend eternity in the "Sex Room".
The devil smiles, turns to the couple on the bed and say;
"Monica, you're relieved"
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