Where's Turd Blossom this morning

[DoYouEverWonder]

Maybe we should post a suicide watch?

[donheld]

1. Hell, with any luck

:D

[valerief]

2. Oh, stop with the wishful thinking. Besides, if he KenLays himself,

he can't be convicted for war crimes.

[Uben]

3. Yes, he can

We just make a new law and make it retro-active. And, they gave us the idea!

[valerief]

14. Good thinking! nt

[BOSSHOG]

4. Ken Lay is enjoying one of those fancy drinks with an umbrella

sticking out the top on some remote Island near Bora Bora this morning. He'll probably end up on bush's ranch in Paraguay with the rest of the criminal cabal. They should start moving in January 2009.

Paraguay has no extradition treaty with the U. S. and bush has reportedly been doing some real estate sniffing there.

[Uben]

6. I ass ure you

...whatever Ken Lay is drinking is HOT! VERRRRY HOT!

[DoYouEverWonder]

8. Maybe Cindy

should buy a couple of acres next door?

He can run, but he can't hide.

[Virginia Dare]

16. I thought Poppy has already bought 900 acres?...n/t

[madokie]

7. coined a new phrase you did, kenlayed himself

no questions as to what it means either.

[valerief]

15. Oo, I feel like such a trendsetter! nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Holding onto his toilet seat for dear life, watching the GOP swirl

slowly down the bowl.

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. Is that why he's gotten so skinny

this past year?

The idea of Karl purging is really gross.

Actually the idea of Karl doing anything is really gross.

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. His head will never make it through the hole anyway.

[liberal N proud]

10. We should have had someone watching his every move

since June/July.
Know where Karl goes would help to know when the next "surprise" is at hand.

[DoYouEverWonder]

12. Rove is out of surprises

and he just had an atom bomb explode this AM with the Rev Haggard story.

[Virginia Dare]

17. They're losing too many races to steal it this time...

it's out of his control now.

[Marie26]

20. I'm not impressed w/his "surprises".

If anything, the Dems have been much better at dropping bombshells at just the right time.

[KharmaTrain]

13. It's Been Very Very Quiet...Looking For New Sheet Music...

Methinks Rove was hoping the Drudge sludge that somehow the Times story could be spun to make it seem like Iraq wasn't that big of a waste overall and to spread more fear and try one last time to push the meme that if Democrats are elected next Tuesday, people will die. This Haggard thing looks like it's hit him blindsided.

I've been trolling hate radio and TV this morning...lots of chatter about Haggard, almost nothing on anything else. This is Foley II...but even worse as it broke so close to the election and during a full news cycle where its bound to be the top story going into the final weekend. He's not in control of the message now...he might have thought he was with the Kerry fiasco, but that means nothing now.

One can almost hear the wheels turning and smell the sulfur from the West Wing this morning as there's again a mad scramble to figure out damage control. Methinks there's lots of people with spastic colons sitting near their fax machines this morning.

[catmandu57]

18. Maybe he's way down south

Like Paraguay, getting things ready for the bfee.

[Marie26]

19. In Cheney's bunker,

rolled in a fetal position, crying.