"Hello, front desk? I'd like a gay hooker who sells meth."

[Bluebear]

He got the referral from a hotel he was staying at? Can you imagine making the phone call in the subject line?

Yup, he is clearly a member of Bush's inner circle. None of these people can tell the truth.

[Bouncy Ball]

1. I had no idea you could do that.

Clearly I've been staying at the wrong hotels.

Or is there like a special "gay hooker and meth" hotline number on a little card in the minibar? I never do look in the minibar....

[Bluebear]

3. Next to the tiny little shampoo bottles, it's the best amenity!

For Republican preachers. In hotels an hour away from home. To "write".

God I missed you :)

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Awww! Hey, I've missed you too!

Thank you, hon. :hug (I've even forgotten how to do smilies around here, geez...)

[elehhhhna]

10. When the hotel's in your OWN HOME TOWN, you probably get

to know the concierge.

[MountainLaurel]

17. Probably a parishoner

:evilgrin:

[Sequoia]

2. Hey, I work the "front desk".

Got some John Lee Hooker CDs too.

[Phillycat]

4. LOL!

Hilarious! :rofl:

[sarge43]

6. "Oh yeah, almost forgot ,,,

a bucket of ice and all towels you can spare. (click) OK Georgie, ready to get it on!"

[Richard Steele]

7. "What? No, no... I'm just going to get a massage and throw the meth away."

"Yes, I'll hold..."

[Bluebear]

11. ...

:spray:

[Phillycat]

12. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cheeks hurt from laughing all afternoon. :rofl:

[Duncan Grant]

20. LMAO!

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[Richard Steele]

23. I just realized that "Yes, I'll hold" sounds kinda nasty as well....

...given the context.

[valerief]

8. Wouldn't the NSA have a copy of the phone call? nt

[Kerrytravelers]

9. The NSA? Oh, I didn't realize the "Man of God" was a liberal.

:rofl: It's us they're after- not their own.

[sarge43]

13. Oh I don't know.

Uncle Karl wouldn't be above a bit of blackmail to keep the troops in line.

[acmejack]

14. Man of god (work alert!!)

http://progressive.org/playlists/Man%20of%20God%20(Acoustic).mp3

edit for proper link

[dsc]

15. I couldn't even get the person at the desk to recommend a gay bar

when I was travelling.

[MazeRat7]

16. I guess it depends to the hotel and the city.... but excellent point...

Thats not the kind of thing I would be asking a perfect stranger that had my name/credit card number/room number/home town address/home & business phone/etc....


MZr7

[mhatrw]

18. First, he bought a $100 bag to throw out.

After that, he was hooked. He just had to keep throwing out more and more!

[Bluebear]

29. LOL! Perfect! nt

[BuyingThyme]

19. Oh, he also needs to massage me in front of my wife...

[mondo joe]

21. This is so Pretty Woman gone wrong.

Oh the humanity!


:cry:

[truthisfreedom]

22. "you get a free massage with your meth!"

the gay hooker's story is so much more plausible that i can feel hearts breaking all over the nation.

[ms liberty]

24. "Yes sir," the clerk replied...

"You may find that information in your Guest Services Manual, which should be located in the drawer on your bedstand. May I assist you with anything else at this time, sir?"

I'm sorry - I worked in the hotel business for more than 10 years. At the front desk, and in management at a national chain (think the Elton John song on Madman Across the Water) for 8 years, and at another national chain; I've had friends and acquaintances in other chains, from very upscale to independent inns. The only hotel I can think of that would allow that kind of referral, or have employees who would make ANY referral like that is a place that he wouldn't stay at unless he was a complete perv. One of those places he wouldn't be caught dead at if he really is a "good xtian, oxford shirt, perky wife and kids" kind of guy. You know - a dump that rents by the hour, and shows cheesy porno films on closed circuit teevee.

These people in the Republicult are so dysfunctional. The way they are willing to hide who they really are in order to be a part of a group that demonizes them publicly. They have such a need to oppress others, and are so repressed themselves. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't trying to control every aspect of everyone else's lives, and of course, trying to destroy the world.

[robinlynne]

25. in the bible drawer....

[texpatriot2004]

26. You know, it was a referral for a "massage" wink, wink nm

[rateyes]

27. Now, that's what I call a damned well-connected

concierge!

[Richard Steele]

30. A good concierge is the key to any out-of-town eperience, IMHO:

[Patsy Stone]

28. One moment: I'll transfer you the the concierge...please hold.

:rofl:

[mhatrw]

31. Deep tissue massage? n/t

[elehhhhna]

32. well, there IS a tissue involved, but that's afterwards