Is it too early for Haggard jokes?

[burythehatchet]

Why did the televangelist cross the road?









To jack off the man-ho on the other side.

[NYCGirl]

1. No. You got any?

:evilgrin:

[Drum]

2. Hell no, I just got home and cracked a beer....nt

[Redstone]

3. Never too early for jokes.

Redstone

[edhopper]

4. They asked Haggard

if he wanted to move to Texas. He said he'd rather stick it out in Colorado.:-)

[KurtNYC]

5. How many self-hating televangelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Self-hating televangelists don't screw lightbulbs -- they screw whores.

[central scrutinizer]

6. lots of puns come to mind

Talking head: "We now have hard evidence..."

Haggard had rigid standards

He was an upright man of faith

He erected his steeple

[KurtNYC]

7. Why was Haggert so against gay marriage?

A: Because weddings cost $10K+ and whores are only about $200.

Q: What is Haggart's favorite church?
A: The CRYSTAL cathedral!

[Hubert Flottz]

8. what's brother haggard's favorite him?

Haggard bought his crank and his crack at the same place!

Hag was Anti-Bush, before he Was Pro-Bush!

[maine_raptor]

9. Here's mine

Ted Haggard never meth'd a man he didn't like.

[riverwalker]

10. the meth gives the "rapture" new meaning n/t

[burythehatchet]

11. its a sad day

when a leading televangelist has done a recreational drug that I haven't. tsk

[Cleetus]

12. To blow Gabriel's Horn? (sorry)

[Elidor]

13. Haggard found out that his parishioners

Draw the line at handling snakes. :evilgrin:

Oh, yes, I had to.

[KittyWampus]

14. Come On People, RECOMMEND THIS PUPPY!

:rofl:

[ShortnFiery]

15. I'm there ...

I guess Haggard is going to be told to "take a powder." <lame drum roll> :shrug:

[KurtNYC]

16. What denomination is Haggard?

A: METH-odist

[burythehatchet]

17. clap clap clap

[dailykoff]

18. More Republican erection fraud.

nt

[pinto]

19. Locking.

Yes.