Strict Father Dobson Will Not Be Spanking Pastor Ted

[BurtWorm]

Much as he might secretly want to. :spank:

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/dobson-quits-haggard-counseling-team/20061107212009990005?cid=505


Dobson Quits Haggard Counseling Team






COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (Nov. 7) - Citing a lack of time, Focus on the Family founder James Dobson withdrew Tuesday from the team overseeing counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard, the evangelical pastor who was fired amid allegations of gay sex and drug use.

"Emotionally and spiritually, I wanted to be of help - but the reality is I don't have the time to devote to such a critical responsibility," Dobson said.

The other two members of the team, Pastors Jack Hayford of The Church on the Way in Van Nuys, Calif., and Tommy Barnett of First Assembly of God in Phoenix, declined to comment.

Haggard was forced out as senior pastor of the 14,000-member New Life Church on Saturday after a former male escort alleged they had sex repeatedly and that Haggard used methamphetamines.

In a statement read at the church Sunday, Haggard confessed to unspecified "sexual immorality," accepted responsibility for his actions and asked forgiveness.

[Gwerlain]

1. Yeah, he'll just go beat on the dog....

a little while.

[Imagine My Surprise]

2. And this is the total opposite...

of what Dobson said PRIOR to Haggard's admissions. At that time, he said he would always be his friend, blah blah. Typical lying asshole.

[teenagebambam]

3. Maybe Haggard

wanted Dobson to shower with him

[central scrutinizer]

4. will they be taking a shower together?

So they can compare their Johnsons - maybe that will make Haggard into a hetero.

[BurtWorm]

6. They might be not-doing meth together

:spank:

[Warren DeMontague]

5. He said "Why do I need to show Pastor Ted my dick when I'm taking a shower?"

"He's got e-mail. I'll just send it to him."