************** OFFICIAL SOTU THREAD #6 ********************

[Skinner]

[Kire]

1. first

[Straight Shooter]

2. President Kerry wouldn't need a notebook. n/t

[Sydnie]

11. and he wouldn't need big print and pictures either! n/t

[Wordie]

30. Where is Kerry sitting?

Is he really reading a book? What book is it?

3. hot dog

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. That pic's just fukkin scary, Skinner...

:scared:

[AspenRose]

5. Criminals.

They're criminals.

[jsamuel]

6. 2025?! 2025!!??

[More Than A Feeling]

7. Hasn't mentioned ANWR once.

shocking.

[Thor_MN]

8. Hello, my Name is Ron and I'm addicted to oil.

[AZBlue]

19. Hello Ron!

[Maggie_May]

31. Me too Ron we need Oil rehab

[annabanana]

9. environment clean???

since when does he give a rats ass about that?

[Twist_U_Up]

10. OH SHIT MY EYES

[proud patriot]

12. links to previous threads here

thread 1
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=284787&mesg_id=284787
thread 2
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=285197&mesg_id=285197
thread 3
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=285454&mesg_id=285454
thread 4
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=285731&mesg_id=285731
thread 5
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x285991

[Radio_Lady]

What kind of grass makes ethanol? Split grass?

[Thor_MN]

Switch grass is a good source of cellulose whic could be used in ethanol

production. Hemp is even better.

[UCLA02]

13. Kennedy wanted a man on the moon in 10 yrs...

Shithead wants to burn some switch grass in 6. Such ambition.

[Cobalt Violet]

14. Waiting for Peninchular. Heard nukular.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

15. "The American Competitiveness Initiative"????

WTF?

[CornField]

17. LMAO!!

[The Backlash Cometh]

This is going to be fun to unravel. It always means the opposite of what

it sounds like. I LOVE not what watching this.

[AspenRose]

45. Remember, it's doublespeak. That means American schoolchildren

won't have a prayer in the global market.

[Straight Shooter]

Now say that five times in a row really fast, LOL! n/t

[54anickel]

Swiped that from the Dems...back in Nov the Dems rolled out the

Innovation Agenda: A Commitment to Competitiveness to Keep America #1.

http://www.housedemocrats.gov/news/librarydetail.cfm?library_content_id=557

[Reverend_Smitty]

16. Uh oh...more children to be left behind

[feelthebreeze]

18. By cutting student loans

[Sydnie]

20. He's full of initiatives tonight, isn't he? n/t

[WritingIsMyReligion]

29. He's full of SOMETHING...

"Shit" comes to mind....

:puke:

[Cats Against Frist]

21. Karl's marching orders: Pukes jump out of your seats at solar energy

And make sure you do it faster than the dems. And, oh, by the way -- we don't intend to do it.

[LiberalVoice]

22. "I'm hungry. Can I eat this microphone?"*

*Add fake Texas accent

[emulatorloo]

23. mr intelligent design is talking about his support for science

[merwin]

24. Where did thread #5 go?

Nevermind, found it :-P

[Nevernose]

25. The day he does something good for education, I'll start voting Repuke

Fuck you, George.

[KamaAina]

26. Here comes the "nucular" energy

coming soon next door to a playground near you, courtesy of Homer Simpson and his cadre of highly skilled nuclear techs. :nuke:

Too bad we don't get any 'cause our islands aren't big enough to support a nuke plant :cry: :sarcasm:

[AspenRose]

27. Math and Science...by getting rid of Evolution?

Yeah, right.

[emulatorloo]

encourage more children to take science classes

so they can learn crazy fairytales

[annabanana]

28. alternative energy?..Gore, Is that you?

he's stealing gore's thing now

[ncrainbowgrrl]

32. there goes the jaw again.

Must be some good stuff!

[YOY]

72. yup..I thought it was just me

Twitchy little monkey...

[YOY]

80. yup..I thought it was just me

Twitchy little monkey...

[aresef]

33. Translation: Tax credits for pharmaceutical companies.

[oasis]

34. Chimpy proposes another one of his fake funding programs.

[Rex]

BEEELLLLCCCHHHH!!!!!!

Alternitativitive forums of darkness er energerrry...blah blah

[Canuckistanian]

35. Science? Yeah, right

[WritingIsMyReligion]

49. More like "intelligent" design. (nt)

[maxcass]

68. nothing says creative and artistic like math and science

HUH? Well guess that's new art now that theatre and fine arts are cut from the budget.

This man is nuts...welfare cases have dropped because they can't get the aid from the government anymore.

[AlienGirl]

36. defending NCLB

[annabanana]

37. take more Science classes (Darwin?)

[jsamuel]

38. Repubs give standing O's on every other word now

[More Than A Feeling]

39. Yes, take more science classes

so you can learn the joys of creationism

[WritingIsMyReligion]

40. FUCK YOU, *! NCLB is SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!

:grr::grr:

[samhsarah]

41. WHY ISN'T THIS CLOWN BEHIND BARS RIGHT NOW?!

[Tristan]

42. Moving to australia!

bye bye america, Im moving to australia

[aresef]

60. I'm thinking Japan, Amsterdam, or New Zealand, myself.

[Cats Against Frist]

43. Who was that chick scowling at Laura?

[pookieblue]

44. why can't he just do a speech

without the constant pausing for the applause.

It's so freaking annoying.

actually the whole speech is freaking annoying.

I love how the Dems are not buying his bull.

[Stand and Fight]

46. What a bunch of limy asshats...

Why do they continue to clap for this bozo?

[aresef]

47. More AP teachers doesn't = more AP students.

[Thor_MN]

48. * you fucker, you are the most hostile pres ever to science...

I have nothing but contempt for you. You are totally full of shit, becasue science has show time and again that you are completely full of crap..

[ncrainbowgrrl]

55. as long as it's REAL science, not that ID shit.

[samhsarah]

Bush or Darwin: One of them is a Mistake

[democrank]

50. Can`t hear him, can`t see him.

Just a quiet little protest.

[Reverend_Smitty]

51. How can we teach science if half the country doesn't believe in it!?!

[ncrainbowgrrl]

92. bwahahahahaha!

Good one :thumbsup:

[skooooo]

52. SCIENCE???!! BWAAHAHAHHAHA...

Bring on Intelligent Design - it's easier to understand.

[berner59]

79. compasionate society????

What a crock!!!!

[Neshanic]

53. High wage math jobs....get thee to Bangalore.

[Sydnie]

64. That would be funny if it wasn't so sad. n/t

[AZBlue]

54. WAIT Did he just say math edu. = good HIGHWAYS jobs??

[Tristan]

63. lmao

[ncrainbowgrrl]

69. Yes. That was definitely the logic used there!

[riglerej]

70. ahhhh, you stole my line (n/t)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

56. "Freedom" again...

:eyes:

[Tristan]

71. *takes a shot!*

:P

[Nevernose]

57. I'm an English teacher. Go fuck your 1950s mathematics programs.

That's how we end up being China or India.

[blackspade]

58. the stepford wives in the audience are killing me!

What a joke.

on the poor and middle-class

[dogindia]

59. sure like how well you rebuilt iraq and new orleans.

[Peter Frank]

61. The Big Oil President wants to develop alternative fuels...

Does anybody really buy this?

[Armstead]

62. Ooooooooooooweeee Another Competitiveness Initiative

[WritingIsMyReligion]

65. AHAHAHA! A more hopeful nation! That's a good one, *!

[spooked]

86. Oh the compassion...NOT!

[RC]

It sounds more and more like a campaign speech.

I have never heard so many lies and hip wader crap since the last SOTU.

I notice they do not show the Democratic side of the chamber very much.

[global1]

66. In The Year 2000 ---- In The Year 2000........ n/t

[Wordie]

67. Oh gawd...this is just so painful. Why am I watching this? eom

[maxcass]

84. it's like going to the circus

just waiting for the man to fall off the tight rope

[WritingIsMyReligion]

73. There's abortion & teen parentage...

[AlienGirl]

74. trying to sound optimistic and peddle "hopefullnessism"

[aresef]

75. "Less abortions....now can I ban them?"

[annabanana]

now taking credit for Clinton's years....

[AZBlue]

105. You've heard of the trickle down theory? That was trickle down from Bush1

I'm not kidding - a Republican argued this with me.

[Nevernose]

76. Wow, those weren't even half-truths

They were just plain lies.

[Not a robought]

77. American competitiveness initiative

Oooo, that one's new! Them math and science will be helpful for them highways to Mars. Good luck with that.

That's a zero billion dollar program. He will be urging Congress, he is.

[More Than A Feeling]

78. of course, he'd never give Clinton the credit

for the fallen abortion rates and teen motherhood rates in the 90's

[sasha031]

96. they have gone up under him

[XOKCowboy]

81. WTF. Abortions down, crime down, single mothers down...

Media Matters will be all over that tomorrow.

[SeattleGirl]

100. Those are totally blatant lies

But I expected nothing less from the bastard.

[AspenRose]

82. "COMPASSIONATE SOCIETY"?!?

Like that COMPASSION shown to the Katrina victims?!?

[DoYouEverWonder]

102. Has he even mentioned Katrina?

I can't stand to watch, so I don't know if I missed it. This is the State of the Union, isn't it?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

83. What does * know about personal responsibility?? (nt)

[emulatorloo]

97. disgusting isnt it ---

[samhsarah]

98. Nothing he personally does is his responsibility

[maxcass]

109. he's going to prove us wrong

so when i thought things couldn't possibly get worse, i guess i was wrong.

[Sydnie]

85. Snowflake babies are saving his numbers LOL nt

[Dragonbreathp9d]

87. Lie #9997652836234693

Teen pregnancy rates falling?!?!? Bull fucking shit!

[Dinger]

88. Is It Over Yet? nt

[Cats Against Frist]

89. Here's where the shit gets deeeeeeep.

[HeeBGBz]

90. Revolution of Conch Us?

Conch R Us

[Kurovski]

91. Abortions are down? I thought they were rising.

Maybe that was LAST year?

[annabanana]

93. ethics...(with redefinition of marriage..HA)

[Neshanic]

94. Uh oh....It's a job for ETHICS MAN!

[carolinalady]

95. Ms. Mary Landreau can't stand up fast enough.

[Reverend_Smitty]

99. Activist courts...Activist courts...DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!

[Danieljay]

101. America is not in decline, our presidency is...idiot

[Tristan]

103. Did he say done with Oil in 2025?

SHIT!

[AlienGirl]

104. Gah, gay-baiting: "activist judges redefining marriage"

:grr:

[Canuckistanian]

106. "Every Republican should be proud"

[yellowdogmi]

107. now we are pessimists eom

[WritingIsMyReligion]

HAHAHA! Alito gets the heckle!

Fuck you, bastard!

[Maggie_May]

Please please Please make him go away

[gtar100]

108. Can you honestly trust the promises of a liar

What a bunch of posturing.

And who the hell are these jerk-offs so enthusiastically applauding this criminal. May they rot in the hell hole they are digging.

America is paying for its sins by enduring this asshole.

:( :( :(

[Cats Against Frist]

110. Cultural supremacy is on the march

[Skinner]

111. Continue here

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