Lets be Dave Letterman and create some "Top 10" lists for Bush

[Rocknrule]

starting with "Top 10 things Bush would NEVER say"
I'll start
1. "No thanks, I've had enough to drink"

[BlacknBlue in Red NC]

1. 2. No, Kanye, I certainly do care about black people--tell them, Condi.

[Rocknrule]

2. 3. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Rice

Oh wait, he probably would say that

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Here, poor person, is some of my personal money to help you out.

[cheezus]

4. I wish I knew how to quit you, Big Oil

[Nutmegger]

5. "Iraq and 9/11 had nothing to do with each other"

[madinmaryland]

6. 1. I was wrong to invade Iraq.

[sundancekid]

7. one:: This is my brain on turdblossom and one more::

this is my codpiece on emission accomplished

[firefox]

8. I am easily the worst president ever.

[meow2u3]

9. I am a dictator

and if you don't like it, I'll send you to Gitmo :eyes:

[TlalocW]

10. Allow me to give you the best one

Nuclear (said correctly).

TlalocW

[Rocknrule]

11. Ok new one: Top 10 things ANY Republican would never say

Any ideas?

[Rocknrule]

14. Alright then, here they are

1. "Why can't we all just get along?"
2. "My God doesn't hate"
3. "I respect people of all races, religions, and sexual orientations"
4. "Violence is never the solution"
5. "MLK is my hero"
6. "God loves gay people"
7. "Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11"
8. "I don't own an SUV, it's bad for the economy"
9. "The South lost, get over it!"
10. "So this is how liberty dies, to thunderous applause"

[Beaverhausen]

12. just for kicks- here is a list of Letterman's Top Tens about Bush

http://search.cbs.com/search/topten.jsp?searchString=bush

Lots of great ones...some are about George the first.

[robbedvoter]

13. "I am sorry" "I stole both elections" "I can't do anything right"