Project X Directives and Updates....

[mikelewis]

As promised, February is going to be a month to remember. Project X is now officially in Phase 3 and the gloves are off.

First a few items of business....
Captains, slip the knots and raise the sails. All items are the menu are on sale. The Fat Man raises the Baby in Praise.

Coffee in the morning goes good with fresh cream. Use artificial sweetner if you must but sweeten the taste for the King.

30 Blind moles need a flashlight, turn it on but mind the batteries.

Seven fell but the rest stand up, focus in on that and you will have your reward.



Now for the rest of us....

We live in exciting times, do we not? Times of uncertainty and strife have always been but they do not last forever. Because all things are in balance, if we strike that balance against these foolish greedy men, we will have equal and opposite power. Soon will come the time for Right to make Might and history will honor those who rise to the challenge of our times.

I know many of you have not been read into the Project and may not understand that it does not exist. As always, it is a mere figment of our collective delusions. There is no Project X and the Fat Man is a myth.

But with that said, the FAT MAN asks one and all to heed the words of Senator Feingold and he asks that you call all Senators about the Domestic Spying as he requested. This is vital, we need you to SHUT IT DOWN! once again. I'm not saying our movements become easier with all the chatter, I'm saying the right thing to do is to call as often as you can to remind the Senators, who they work for. These are crucial times and this is a crucial month. Project X is being taken out for a test drive, watch and enjoy. It begins today.

[Lerkfish]

1. a toothpick blows glue

and few worms harbor nascient icons.

The roots all turn as one, as they are connected at the grecian formula

skip, skip to my lou in a skeletal breadbasket.


coordinates: 12.394.44.x

lather, rinse repeat.

[stop the bleeding]

2. Alpha Team checking in and is in position awaiting further orders -Gold

Leader.:hide:

[myrna minx]

3. Snakes on a muthafu**ing plane! n/t

[jimshoes]

4. Damn the photon torpedos

all ahead warp factor 5!

[Gold Metal Flake]

5. Thank you. The purchase requires a tailor's eye for reproachment.

Deftly, collapse the Stuka, and depopulate one fine toenail.

Two to the left.

Two to the left.

One cleared.

One cleared.

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[Dr.Phool]

6. It's about time.

I'm tired of waiting.

on edit: Snakes? Really? Are you sure?