Dave Letterman Top 10 tonite

[dweller]

Things I, Peter Griffen, would like to say to America.


check out #5. errrrrr....i meant #7.......

coming your way Central / Pacific.

dp

[Cooley Hurd]

1. *SPOILER* Here's the top 10 list:

"Things I, (Family Guy's) Peter Griffin, would like to say to America":

10. If George Bush had Dick Cheney's first name, his name would be Dick Bush, and I'll tell you I'd listen to a lot more of his speeches

9. Did the Patriot Act take care of Mujibur and Sirajul?

8. Shouldn't Crystal Bernard be in 'Playboy' by now... I mean we did our part and sat thru seven seasons of 'Wings'

7. Laura Bush killed a guy

6. This is the best moment in television since Mr Belvedere sat on his own nuts and fainted

5. Did you know Jim Belushi had a brother, who was in TV, too?

4. Hey Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, we're all still waiting on that second oscar-winning script

3. I've always wanted to do this... Ladies and gentlemen, the Max Weinberg Seven

2. If Jay Leno makes you laugh, chances are I don't care for you as a person

1. We should all buy more American products which at last check are down to porn and cheeseburgers.

A fucking SCREAM!!!:rofl:

[dweller]

2. see here, from liveoaktx !

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x506936


dp