So is like June 6th this year, the rapture??? 6/6/6...666....

[Javaman]

I'm sure there is some religous rightwing nut hat will want to make hay out of that.

oy.

[benburch]

1. We can hope!

Maybe we can convince them all to put on Nike sneakers and eat poisoned pudding on that day.

[C_U_L8R]

2. I hope they don't wait....

they can go join Jesus right now.

[MsAnthropy]

4. and to leave their doors unlocked and keys in their cars

since they won't be needing them anyway

[sarcasmo]

3. I am sure Fat Pat Robertson would agree with you.

[ellie]

5. My ex-boyfriend's

sister's birthday was 6/6/66.

[rkc3]

6. It could have come tonight if NBC had made Jesus on the Book of Daniel

a Middle Easterner.

Maybe not the actual Rapture, but enough fundie heads would have exploded to create a commotion.

[bloom]

21. They are already exploding over it.... n/t

[rkc3]

23. I know, but this would have been so much sweeter.

[RubyDuby in GA]

7. I will do my best to pop out the little liberal on that day

My due date is 6/12, but if I could manage that........oh my husband would be happier than a pig in shit.

[yellowcanine]

8. What are we going to do with all of those damn SUVs?

Of course some of them will be a little banged up from running off the road when their drivers are raptured but there should be a fair number that were parked. Maybe we should enact a ban on born againers driving that day just to be safe.

[Applan]

19. That's it, no way am I going to drive my little car that day

All those driverless SUVs sounds like my worst nightmare

[madokie]

9. yes, go buy generators

[rudy23]

10. I sincerely hope and pray that no one does anything crazy that day

Whoever they may be. It's just got that "9/11" ring to it. We have to be on our highest alert that day.

[sabbat hunter]

13. the alerts

are such bulls**t. they are meaningless.

[newyawker99]

22. Hi rudy23!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[NAO]

11. No, but Brian Flemming will release "The Beast" on that day

It is going to be a movie about a Christian teen who finds out that there never was a historical Jesus and that the whole basis of their belief is a farce.

Until then I highly recommend Flemming's current documentary, "The God Who Was'nt There" http://www.thegodmovie.com

Trailer Here:
http://www.thegodmovie.com/clip-Trailer.php

[lectrobyte]

12. Not rapture, but rather "rupture". Praise Bob!

[calico1]

14. Oh, I sincerely hope its true!

I want them to all get raptured to their twilight zone world and just leave us alone!

[Hyernel]

15. Dang! It's a Tuesday. Can't have a Rapture party!

[eve_was_framed]

16. I thought that's what the hell we've been living in was already !

[rd_kent]

17. Oh GOD, I HOPE SO!!!!

Then all those fanatics will be gone and we can get back to business!

[Initech]

18. One thing's for sure: Iron Maiden's getting a shitload of royalties!

On that day, anyway!

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
That night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
Reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

Cos in my dreams it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
And brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was all this for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun satan's work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me...can't avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me

I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course

[skids]

20. I hope not.

...for reasons I won't divulge due to personal information security concerns.

[obreaslan]

24. Actually, the Family Council has already announce...

That it will be boycotting that day, and starting a letter writing campaign to have the day stricken from all public calendars. We can't have our children seeing such a blasphemous date!!!!!! :wow: :nuke: