The 56 Year Old Virgin

[Mari333]

Run time: 00:57 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kuCkMUSyZg   Posted on YouTube: September 19, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: September 23, 2009 By DU Member: Mari333 Views on DU: 828

 

[YOY]

1. Is this a PTA meeting or something?

What is this woman talking about? Sex Ed? She's a virgin who talks about Sex Ed?

[Mari333]

2. thank god for google

http://gawker.com/5362916/womans-declaration-that-shes-a-56+year+old-virgin-off-by-one-night

[YOY]

3. Blocked. I'm at work.

n.t.

[Mari333]

5. here

'Former schoolteacher Deborah Parish (we're unsure on the spelling, since we got her name from the video), wanted to impress upon the agency that you can teach kids to get sexy without taking their clothes off, a proposition for which the fact that she had gone all her 56 years without "technically" having sex somehow serves as evidence. But before she could testify about all her gratifying fully clothed sexual experiences, the agency's members informed her that they were taking testimony on alcohol awareness—the sex ed stuff, when her virginal status would have been relevant, had all happened the day before. Read the agenda, virgin!'

I feel kind of sorry for her, actually.

[noiretextatique]

4. talk about TMI

that's something i wouldn't share with anyone.

[PDJane]

6. I have an acquaintance who is 59..........

and is a virgin. Partly, I think, a hormonal problem.........and partly the result of a seriously oppressive family life that left her at the beck and call of her now-deceased mother.

It's a difficult thing to discuss, and she's quite unaware that this might be unusual in any way.

Very sheltered woman.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. My sex ed teacher was a married football coach.

His first words of intro to us were, "I know more than half of you are already doing 'it'. My job is to make sure you don't get pregnant or pick up a disease but still enjoy yourselves."

It was the best class I've ever had.