Start playing at 3:50 (click roughly the middle) for the Sarah Palin's pseudo-son-in-law's tribute song, written about Levi Johnston at the time Sarah Palin was announced for V.P. and performed Live @ The Grand Opera House in DE this past October 5th, 2009
No need to post on main page. Just some political fun for Saturday night. Ben Folds - song written with Nick Hornby. Hope I got most of the lyrics right.
L Y R I C S: sing along if ya like
Woke up this morning, what do I see?
Three thousand cameras, pointing at me,
Dude says, You Levi?, I'm like, Yes, that's me sir,
Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter
So I tell him, No, you got it wrong, mister,
Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol
They all laugh and say, where you been, sonny?
Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency
I say, Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married
They say soon you will boy, they just announced it
I get on my dirt-bike, ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law, and tell her what's going on
CHORUS:
I'm a fuckin' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishing and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit and do some chillin', I guess
Ya fuck with me and I'll kick your ass
(spoken) ...came from his myspace page
So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is against our religion
And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old
They say Levi, it's too late, you gotta do as you're told
So I say, Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married
They say soon you will boy, she just announced it
I get on my dirt-bike and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law and tell her what's going on
CHORUS
I'm a fuckin' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Do some hockey and do some fishing and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit and do some chillin', I guess
Ya fuck with me and I'll kick your ass
(interlude)
I'm a fuckin' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Get on my snowboard, do some fishing and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit and do some chillin', I guess
Ya fuck with me and I'll kick your ass
(continues)