Obama told me he was at Edward's huge house getting cleaned up and saw a lite bright

[The Straight Story]

It was taped to the side of the TV as he was watching Hillary talk about stopping the evil men. He didn't notice at first as he was reading an article by Leopold - but he had to stop reading when Mrs. Edwards took out his light bulb to replace it.

Suddenly Biden walked out of the kitchen and bumped into the tv knocking over the lite bright which had been taped to the side it, he could not see because as he was preparing to make something he got egg on his face.

Dennis Kucinich ran in to help out and everyone looked at him and said 'Who are you?'

As they all stood there nader walked in with a box of earth friendly light bulbs - "I am almost done Mrs. E, can I join you all for dinner?"

"NO" they all shouted, you gave us bush and got the environment so screwn you will be replacing bulbs for years.


....yeah I was bored.

[Alamom]

1. You made me laugh, you made me laugh..............

:rofl:

[helderheid]

2. EXCELLENT!! OH THANK YOU!!

:rofl:

[Debi]

3. THIS IS HUGH!!111!! SERIES!!!11111 n/t

[Botany]

4. I knew the DLC was guitly of something

[Alamom]

5. My cats really got a kick out of your post,

or not really. They look mostly bored, too. However, they DO NOT write as well as you do.

[The Straight Story]

6. They fell asleep because I am not real articulate :) (nt)

[leeroysphitz]

9. or clean...

[izzybeans]

7. I was bored too...

until you posted this.

Excellent work.

There is an "of" missing from "the lite bright which had been taped to the side it" FYI

Just an editorial comment before you go big time with this.

[The Straight Story]

11. DOH! Thanks, too late to edit....

or maybe agent mike took it to make me look bad :)

[lonestarnot]

20. He takes a bunch of my crap too.

;)

[Withywindle]

8. And then they all went to the Olive Garden...

...where there were lots of women breastfeeding and Biden and Mrs. Edwards had a big argument about it, while Obama just rolled his eyes and lit a cigarette.


:toast:

[The Straight Story]

12. ROFL I was hoping some folks would add more :)

I forgot all about the olive garden (same company also owns red lobster and smokey bones).

[treestar]

10. It appears

that we are screwn! :rofl:

[Wrinkle_In_Time]

13. You bastard!

I just wrote a post that clumsily tried to meld the faux uproar over John Edwards' house and Joe Biden's missing verbal comma and then I find that you managed to encapsulate a raft of other faux uproars in a much more entertaining way.

[The Straight Story]

14. Great minds drink alike! (nt)

[wakeme2008]

15. Sorry to say The Straight Story

:rofl: :rofl:

[The Straight Story]

16. I went to the funny farm once - problem was, no one was laughing

So I checked out and went to church instead... ;)

[Philosoraptor]

17. kicked for the laughs.

[Verde]

18. Well said!

We have to stop swiftboating our own!

[The Straight Story]

19. But...but...we do it so well!!! ROFL! (nt)

[JeffR]

21. DAMMMMIT

Next time you post something this funny, PM me. This should have been in yesterday's DUzies.
:rofl:

[Verde]

22. But Obama smokes meaning he's a mass murdere and you can't trust him!

:sarcasm:

Love your point!

[etherealtruth]

23. Oh Gosh ...I needed the laugh

:applause: :applause::applause: :applause::applause: :applause::applause: :applause::applause: :applause::applause: :applause::applause: :applause::applause: :applause:

thanks

[HCE SuiGeneris]

24. That was just, plain

hysterical... :rofl: My god, but where was Hilary? :yoiks: