Caption Sen. Sam Brownback, candidate for the Wingnut party

[GreenPartyVoter]

[Chipper Chat]

1. I have a fern growing out of my bum.

Let me grab this cross on the wall and dislodge it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. LOL

[zbdent]

3. "What, you don't think I'm more Jesus than Jesus?"

[zbdent]

4. "You should vote for me because Hillary's butt is this wide."

Come on, you know that's what it will boil down to ...

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. I think that sizes it up really well.

[blondeatlast]

5. "Really--the stigmata were there yesterday, I swear. Ask my wife!" nt

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. That's what I thought of at first, too

[peekaloo]

6. *sings* Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, white and white

and white and white, they are precious in his sight, Jesus loves the white children of the world.

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Oh man LOL

[Rex]

9. God loves me THIS much!

[Pyrzqxgl]

11. Bring out the cross boys & nail me up.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. "And these are my weapons of fear."

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. "Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion

to the Pope..."