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...as often and by whomever they want! (as long as it's consensual and appropriate) And not just Senators! Congresspeople, Presidents and VP's, cabinet members and ambassadors, as well as state, county and local legislators. Also, plumbers and carpenters, computer technicians and restaurant workers. Website designers, janitors, camera and boom operators, truck drivers and health care professionals. Prisoners, terrorists, outlaws, clergy and republicans should also get laid as often as they want. Sound engineers and factory workers, paper mill operators and phone operators, millers, smiths, cooks and butlers. Even prostitutes should be able to have sex when they want to, because it makes you feel good. Hell, I got laid three times in the last four days, and I'm unemployed! Guitar players get laid every day, and I'm hoping to make that my next job.
For you see, it's not the sex that's the problem. It's the hypocrisy that's the problem. If everyone on the planet got laid two or three times a week, this place would be utopia! But, I suppose there's not as much money to be made from happy, relaxed people as there is from the frightened. People on edge consume more and get laid less. We're easier to control when we're tense, and that gives the fear/power/warmongers their sense of entitlement. It's all so sad, really, what's happened to our little species of big-brained monkeys!
So... what can we do about this?
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