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I can sympathize with the average Republican. He probably has a small farm equipment dealership and struggles to get by, to feed his kids. He probably takes his oldest boy out with him come deer season to maybe get a couple of bucks to help them get through the winter. He's grown up with guns and sees nothing wrong with a responsible adult owning them. He doesn't know much about drugs other than what he's been told, but he knows that if his cousin Ted gets all drunk and stupid at the local watering hole, he's usually right as rain in a couple of days on the outside.
He doesn't have time to dig for news. He gets it from the television, or maybe the local paper. He turns on Fox News because they say things he agrees with in general. He's afraid of terrorists, even though they'd have no reason to blow up ANYTHING in his little burg. He remembers when he was little and prayer was allowed in schools. Kids didn't come in and shoot up the place. There were probably more guns around back then, he thinks.
He doesn't know much about world politics, or history. He knows that we were attacked, and thought he knew who did it. When the President said "Iraq," he said "okay," and talked to his oldest son about doing his duty.
But now he's starting to really wonder. People are lying, and getting caught at it all too often. The war is a disaster and cousin Jed, who joined the National Guard so he could go to college and stay at home to keep an eye on his wife and newborn kid, has gone back for his second tour.
He doesn't know that much about healthcare, but he knows his Aunt Delores is pushing sixty, and she can barely afford her medication, much less her monthly trips to the doctor. He's not looking forward to being in HER shoes in a few years.
He's pissed about the price of gas and isn't sure who to blame that on. The "ragheads?" Or the environmentalists? That's what they say on Fox, but who listens to environmentalists? The oil companies, from what he hears, are making really good money. Too bad they're not passing a little of it back to the people who really need it.
He wishes he had enough time to pay attention to everything being said. He wishes he could hear some different point of view on television, someone saying "there's more to it than that." But he doesn't. He's not even sure he wants to vote Republican next time around. They talk a good game, but so does Frank, the guy who owns the local auto shop. Last time he managed to soak him for five hundred bucks for something he's not even sure he needed.
It'll be time to elect a new President soon. He's not sure he can even tell the Republican candidates apart, 'cept for that one who was on Law and Order. He pushed Jack McCoy around an awful lot, and McCoy's a good joe. A real law and order type, but with heart. His boss fella was a politician, and never really seemed to care about justice.
He knows who McCain is, but he's just a little too chummy with that damn-fool in the White House now.
Maybe he just won't vote this time. What'll it hurt?
The Repugnik has more money than he knows what to do with. He donates some of it to his favorite Republican candidate and comments on a bill he knows is coming up in congress soon. He expects concessions. If he doesn't like the bill, maybe it could be pursuaded to crawl off and die.
The war? Well, his company makes widgets the military needs. The war's been good for business. It's not as though he knows anyone over there fighting.
Healthcare? He doesn't see the problem.
Gas prices are annoying, but, hey, if he drives his jag rather than his SUV, he doesn't have to spend all THAT much money.
As long as HE'S doing okay, screw everyone else.
Works for him.
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