***PART II of the DUzy Awards for week ending July 13, 2007.***

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Welcome to Part II of the DUzy Awards for this week. Congratulations to this week's winners! Part I of this week's awards can be found here.

The straight-up-with-an-olive DUzies will be announced every Friday, if I get around to it. Previous awards can be found in my journal.

Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD.

Special thanks this week to babylonsister, idgiehkt, conscious evolution, eridani, Kurovski, dicksteele, Lars39, 48percenter, Greyskye, badgerpup, tavalon, unhappycamper, sfexpat2000, AZDemDist6, stellanoir, eppur_se_muova, racaulk, Buzz Clik, greendog, FLDem5, uppityperson and NanceGreggs for their invaluable assistance.

The Academy beseeches the Republican Party to lay off the kinky sex for a while. Two awards threads this week and still a, um, whack of good stuff had to be, uh, eliminated.

OP title by Mythsaje:

It's my Party and I'll cry if I want to

GD, July 10, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1290492

On a thread by seafan:

Proenza out as hurricane center chief

response #1 by aquart:

Is this the guy who replaced the one who knew what he was doing?

LBN, July 9, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2910098

OP title by Hubert Flottz:

Dave Vitter, Kinky Congresscritter...did'er

response #11 by peekaloo:

The guy needed change
and the Madam was the only service open that could break a thousand dollar bill at 4 a.m.

The Big Man (aka Original G in religious circles) has given him a pass and the media will put the story on ice.

Just another skater in the Repugs' Family Values Vice Capades.

p.s. I'll bet she made him bark and roll over.

GD, July 10, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1290728

On a thread by NNN0LHI:

      What's with this diaper stuff in the Vitter story? Was he wearing diapers?

response #3 by SoCalDem:

      Oh..sheeeesh.. now he's an astronaut too??
not just a lying adulterous snake :)

response #14 by Javaman:

      Well that depends...
:rofl:

response #42 by Tom Joad:

      If he announces he is switching to cloth will he keep the enviro vote and maybe get the
cotton industry donations?

response #44 by Sparkly:

      I hope he's never used the campaign slogan "It's time for a change." nt

response #69 by Virginia Dare:

      Another "pampered" Republican...
:rofl: :yoiks:

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1306341

OP by Hubert Flottz:

      Bush thinking of giving Dave Vitter new GOP Cabinet Level Position
Didee Czar...

When asked to comment on this newly created cabinet level position, Big Dave Vitter said, "I know it's kind of a tough, sh*tty, thankless, job, but somebody's got to do it.

More at 11.....

response #8 by opihimoimoi:

      BlowJob Dept.....Vitter gonna checkout those BJs on the American Scene
It's important to find out this new approach to see why America is so frustrated...Lack of BJs and worse...Crummy BJs....and finally...the Bobbit BJ...

The New Dept must report to HomeLand Security every month on the Level of BJs in the Nation.

Early indications point to Lack BJs in the Republican Party hence those Pubs going wild, even stooping to ordering Sports Illustrated.

response #9 by Hubert Flottz:

      OH GAWD...
Bush will be appointing a new Knob Job Czar next week? I can hear the 'Filth-Based Initiative' pubbies now..."Up and Down Vote...Up and Down Vote!"

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1308868

On a thread by panader0:

I have this "gut" feeling about Chertoff
Is he an alien? Or a ghoul? He looks so strange , so puny and gaunt...

response #1 by Benhurst:

Give the guy a break. He hasn't had
a gig since "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

Editorials & Other Articles, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x293817

On a thread by deminks:

Are Chertoff's Terra 'Feelings' scarier than Code Red?

response #1 by Drifter:

I kind of miss ...
when it was just Tom Ridge and his Technicolor Pants.

Watching Skeletor tell use about his "gut" feeling is a bit too creepy.

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1301571

OP by LearnedHand:

      WE DON'T PAY YOUR INCOMPETENT ASS TO HAVE A "GUT FEELING"
ABOUT TERROR ATTACKS! We fund you and your fucking sorry department to DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS -- to gather and analyze HARD INTELLIGENCE DATA! Don't come whining to MY airwaves and display your total-ass ignorance and incompetence in the intelligence area. Either you FUCKING have some good intelligence or you don't. In any case, Mr. Jerkoff-Chertoff, STFU and do your fucking JOB!!!

:mad: :grr: :nuke: :mad: :grr: :nuke: :mad: :grr: :nuke:

:rant:

response #5 by NanceGreggs:

      Right ON!
We don't pay his incomptent ass to have a gut feeling! We pay his incompetent ass to -- uh, exactly what is it again that we pay his incompetent ass to do?

response #45 by TheCentepedeShoes:

      Mr Chertoff...
Would you care to comment on this invoice from Parker Bros marked "2 gross Ouija Board."

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1310121

On a thread by Jersey Devil:

      Cindy Sheehan to play 1st base for Yankees
Jeezus, give it a forken rest!

She lost a kid for Chrissakes, so as far as I am concerned she's entitled to rant and rave all she wants and whether she makes sense or makes no sense at all that doesn't matter.

If she wants to climb the Statue of Liberty and yell "fuck you" through a bullhorn, who could blame her?

response #1 by MADem:

      As a Red Sox fan, that's great news!!! NT

response #3 by Swede:

      And so the first base shuffle continues for the Yanks.
What a disappointing season.

response #13 by TahitiNut:

      She won't last a game under Steinbrenner.
:evilgrin:

But what can you expect from someone who made illegal campaign contributions to Richard Nixon?

(Ronald Reagan pardoned Steinbrenner on January 19, 1989, in one of the final acts of his presidency.)

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1309709

On a thread by matcom:

      Giant Badgers Terrorize Iraqi City, Eat Humans
"THE Iraqi port city of Basra, already prey to a nasty turf war between rival militia factions, has now been gripped by a scary rumour � giant badgers are stalking the streets by night, eating humans..."

response #12 by AllegroRondo:

      Badgers? We dont need no stinking Badgers!
:woohoo:

response #21 by dicksteele:

      Our "giant rabbit" scheme was a bust- giant badgers are just Plan B. nm

The Lounge, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6707260

OP by wyldwolf:

      Crush On Obama? Hot For Hill? What's next for the other candidates?
I'm Going Oochie Koochie for Kucinich?
Chris Dodd's Got A Killa' Bod?

response #1 by flvegan:

      Koo-Koo for Kucinich
seems obvious.

response #2 by Starbucks Anarchist:

      Ridin' Biden?
:hide: :puke: :rofl:

GDP, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3370981

On a thread by Bullet1987:

      Do You Believe America is a Plutocracy?

response #11 by Commie Pinko Dirtbag:

      Under Dubya, it's an Uranocracy. -nt

response #13 by Atman:

      Plutocracy? No. We're just fuckin' Goofy.
:hi:

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1309266

On a thread by themartyred:

      FL STATE HOUSE REP. ARRESTED
"Bob Allen, a Republican, represents District 32 of the State House of Representatives. The district spans parts of Brevard and Orange counties. Allen was first elected to the office in 2000.

Titusville police say they have arrested Florida State Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen, of Merritt Island, on second degree misdemeanor charges for solicitation for prostitution..."

response #17 by moggie:

      Some info on him here
http://www.myfloridahouse.gov/Sections/Representatives/details.aspx?MemberId=4204

"Recreational Interest: water sports" :rofl:

response #28 by sellitman:

      Republican Family values = Prostitution ......I get it!!!!
You learn something every day!

response #30 by IanDB1:

      If Bob Allen only charges twenty dollars for a blowjob, I bet his speaker fees are REALLY reasonable

response #66 by WillYourVoteBCounted:

      "known as a great orator"
hahahaha

response #78 by IanDB1:

      By "family values" they mean they attach monetary value to marital acts. n/t

response #83 by SoCalDem:

      My husband & I play a game.. We read each other news pieces and ask?
Florida or texas :evilgrin:

response #189 by rpannier:

      scrub has already prepared the commutation papers as we speak
I mean...whatever he is sentenced to is far too harsh a sentence.

LBN, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2913326

OP by blitzen:

      Is Al-Qaeda behind the swarm of GOP Perv outings?
so they can further stack Congress with defeatocrat appeasers?

I dunno, but I have a gut feeling about it...

response #1 by Demeter:

      Prilosec Will Take Care of That, or Generic Zantac
or you could cut out the midnight burritos....

response #2 by Jackpine Radical:

      I thought we were blowing them over there
so we wouldn't have to....oh, never mind.

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1309087

On a thread by muntrv:

      AP: Al-Qaeda Has Regrouped.

response #2 by Virginia Dare:

      Watch for the reunion tour...
:eyes:

response #4 by wienerdoggie:

      OL! And the "Behind the Bombings" specials on VH-1.

response #10 by sfexpat2000:

      "The Last Alert"
:rofl:

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1308002

On a thread by BushOut06:

Science proves that the Earth is not moving, and is the center of the universe
... What's really scary is that there is apparently a state legislator in Georgia who buys into this, and is attempting to get this message taught in public schools...

response #7 by Chipper Chat:

Shall we hold a funeral for centrifugal force?
How long before Georgia attacks gravity?

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1307865

On a thread by matcom:

Florida State Rep. (R) Arrested For Offering To Perform Oral Sex In Men's Room For $20

response #45 by peekaloo:

"Bob, honey, how was your day?" "Anh, went to the park and blew $20".
:hide:

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1308261

OP by Toots:

At least Republicans support Capitalism and pay for their sex
You Clinton loving Liberals always want everything for free.
:evilgrin:

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1301851

OP by Tansy_Gold:

I talked to God last night, and here's what She had to say
Let me state right up front that I'm an atheist. I simply do not believe in a supernatural being or beings that control the universe and/or parts of it.

However, having been told by many believer friends that the existence of God is independent of my belief, I thought I'd just sit down and try to initiate a conversation with any deity or deities who happened to show up.

Much to my surprise, She did show up. I guess I'd describe Her as an attractive woman, no particular age or ethnic persuasion, no particular height or weight. But very definitely female. I asked Her about that.

"Well," She said, with a hint of either weariness or impatience, as though She'd been asked that question too many times before, "it's just the way it is. God creates, and so do women. Therefore, doesn't it make sense that God would be a woman?"

As much as I would have enjoyed exploring that line of thought, I decided to move on, since I didn't know how long She'd be willing to hang around. There was one question I really did want an answer to.

"Maybe this is a bit too personal, but could you tell me if you really forgave Sen. David Vitter for his infidelity? I mean, he was almost flippant about it. Said he asked for and received forgiveness from you and from his wife. Acted pretty damn sure, like he was somehow entitled to forgiveness just for the asking."

She laughed once, a kind of Chris Matthews "ha!" before She said, "Truth is, that lying sack of shit never asked, and if he had, I wouldn't have forgiven him. It's not the sex, you know, or even that he went to a prostitute. And as for the whole sacred institution of marriage, I personally could care less. Marriage as a legal contract is all about property rights, including men's ownership of women, and I think it's a crock of crap. It's a guy thing, which is why guys get far more upset about infidelity -- other than their own, of course -- than women."

This was another avenue I'd have loved to discuss with Her, but I didn't want to get myself, or God, off on a tangent.

"So you're saying Sen. Vitter never asked for forgiveness, and you didn't grant it?"

"That's what I said, didn't I?" She sounded a little pissed off. "Look, I've got lots more important things to do than worry about some little piss-ant sexual hypocrite and his wayward willy. If he wants to think he's got My forgiveness, he can add that to the list of lies he already believes. But the only forgiveness that really counts is when he forgives himself enough to stop doing whatever silly thing it is that he calls a 'sin.' I don't think he's there yet, and maybe he never will be."

I was about to ask Her another question, but She took a deep breath like She was getting ready to leave. Instead, however, She launched into a lecture that made me completely forget whatever it was I was going to ask.

"You know, it's a lot like this whole business with Iraq and the god-awful war that imbecile Bush got you into. Too many people keep coming up with reasons to keep the war going, none of them 'good' reasons, because they simply don't want to face the fact that when it's all over, someone is going to have to forgive them for some pretty bad sins. When you win a war, like you did in 1945, you don't have to answer to anyone. All the deaths are justified by your victory, deaths on both sides. But it's different when you don't win, when you have to face your loss of the war and your losses of life.

"As long as you haven't lost, those lives haven't been lost in vain. You've already got those 58,000 or so lost in Vietnam, all lost in vain. You got nothing out of that disaster, not even a lesson learned. But at least you didn't come out of that one defeated and humiliated, forced like the Germans and Japanese to surrender, to acknowledge publicly that they'd been beaten. You never had to go back and confront your collective guilt and acknowledge your collective mistakes and admit you were collectively responsible for killing so many people, Americans and Vietnamese and Chinese and Cambodian and Laotian. You never had to ask for collective forgiveness. Oh, Johnson and McNamara got the blame, but they were scapegoats; there were plenty of ordinary citizens who supported the war, who believed the threat of communism, who were in it for the money.

"Sound familiar? It's the same story now. You can blame Bush and Cheney and Rumsfeld and Powell and all the others, and you know damn well they are never going to admit they were wrong, make a public confession and ask for public forgiveness. Richard Clarke did that, on a very small scale, but they never will. And one of the reasons they won't ask for it is that they know they'll never get it. Do you think the Iraqis are just going to say, 'Oh, sure, you're forgiven for destroying our country, killing our children, poisoning our environment, looting our oil, plundering our history. Friends again?' It's not going to happen that way, and the people responsible know that. They're perfect examples of why capital punishment is the easy way out: the killer never has to confront his guilt and his victims day after day after day after day. Bush and Cheney and Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz -- what an icky creature that one is! -- and Perle and Adelman are one thing, but their apologists are the real scary crew. All that business of fighting them over there so they won't come here, and that other bullshit -- all if it is an excuse not to admit defeat in the international public square and then face the victims, the dead and the maimed, the poisoned and the bereft, the homeless and hungry. If there are not victims, or if they are kept safely out of sight and out of mind, then there is no guilt. Guilt is a terrible burden, and few are willing to pick it up.

"The American public, or at least that portion that's of legal voting age, hasn't been willing to admit the mistake and shoulder the burden of guilt either. Oh, part of it is the lingering fear and anger after 9/11, but if people had really been angry enough about the war, they wouldn't have allowed the results of the 2004 election to stand. If they'd been angry enough, they'd have turned out in such overwhelming numbers to vote that little turd Bush out of office that nothing would have sufficed to rig the count. But it was easier to let the creep stay in office than do what would have been necessary to kick him out.

"You know, the Germans have had to confront their guilt over the Holocaust, and it hasn't always been easy for them. Not as individuals and certainly not as a nation. They know Hitler was the leader, but he was elected, and as too many people have said over the past seven years, everything Hitler did was perfectly legal. And then there was that whole incident at the 1972 Munich Olympics to rub salt into a barely healed psychic wound, to create more victims and more guilt. How you Americans are going to fare after Bush and this Iraq catastrophe, I have no idea, but I have a feeling it's going to be almost as bad as post-war Germany. You've made a lot of victims, and that means one hell of a lot of guilt."

She paused for a moment, and I took the opportunity to ask Her, "You mean, you can't see into the future? You can't tell me what's going to happen in Iraq or in the 2008 elections or anything?"

She shrugged. "Oh, I could tell you, but it wouldn't do any good. You'd either sit back and say you couldn't do anything to change it, or you'd set out to try to change it and then it'd happen anyway and you'd be pissed off. You're better off not knowing."

At that point, She leaned forward and patted my shoulder. "David Vitter's god is as imaginary as his forgiveness. He's a petty little sinner about his own sex life and a not-so-petty sinner about everyone else's. The little shit got what was coming to him, pun intended."

And then She was gone, so quickly and so completely that it was like She'd never been there, never existed at all.

But I knew in my heart of hearts, in my gut, that She was right. After all, She's God, and who am I to argue with God?

I'm just

Tansy Gold

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1305688

OP by Rex_Goodheart:

I've coined a new word

colinpowellize

verb
1. to seek the approbation of a higher authority by acting or speaking in a dishonestly compliant manner (syn: uncletomize, sycophantize)
2. to seek redemption with those who were negatively affected by one's previous sycophantism. "The ex-Surgeon General colinpowellizes when he protests that he was silenced by the Bush Administration." (syn: grovel)

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1301712

On a thread by draft_mario_cuomo:

      GOP's Huckabee implies obese people are to blame for our health care crisis

response #1 by uberblonde:

      And yet, he still has that fat head.
Maybe he could get his brains liposuctioned?

response #27 by Perry Logan:

      I blame the children. They keep getting sick, need all sorts of shots, and don't even work.

GDP, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3371094

On a thread by TexasLawyer:

      Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire

response #1 by jaysunb:

      any idea where they're registered ????
:evilgrin:

response #3 by Double T:

      Target.

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1305590

On a thread by NewJeffCT:

      McCain has temper tantrum over having to wear a "gay sweater"

unnumbered response by kenny blankenship:

      "Sweater? I have no sweater!" Senator and White House hopeful disowns fey garment
"Other mens' sweaters would play on the football team -or at least try out for it. Other mens' sweaters begged for BB guns and motorbikes for Christmas. My sweater preferred needlepoint and decoupage. My sweater asked for a sewing machine under the Christmas tree. Other mens' sweaters got in trouble for keeping their highschool girlfriends out too late on dates. My "sweater" got picked up by the vice squad walking in the park after midnight and he was not alone. Sweater? I don't own one. I NEVER HAD ANY SWEATER."

response #19 by pepperbear:

      I kicked my sweater to the curb the first time it brought its "boyfriend" home. n/t
I won't have any sweater of mine doing something that disgusting.

response #22 by wienerdoggie:

      His sweater is out of the closet.

response #43 by shain from kane:

      He should worry about what's happening in his sock drawer. I heard they were pairing off in all
kinds of combinations.

response #46 by Snotcicles:

      Don't like gay sweaters John? how about this Straight Jacket? nt

response #85 by Toasterlad:

      Good News! John Sent All of His Sweaters to Ted Haggard's Place for the Weekend.
Now they're all straight again.

response #105 by deacon:

      Elton John McCain

GD, July 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1304585

OP title by pepperbear:

Oh and by the way McCain...NO GAY MAN IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THAT SWEATER!

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1310587

OP by Bornaginhooligan:

Can we please stop talking about Bob Allen?
Yeah, OK, so he offered a police officer 30 bucks for permission to give him a blow job. And yeah, that's illegal. But what if he got charged, and there weren't enough votes in the jury to convict him? Then he'd go free. And that'd make the democrats look bad. So let's just forget the whole thing ever happened.

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1319673

OP by Bicoastal:

If you had to lay odds on the next Republican hypocrite sex scandal....
...WHO and WHAT would it be?

Joe Lieberman living up to the literal German translation of his name?

Sam getting a little Brownback from an intern?

Dick Cheney unloading his gun a little too early and hitting his friend in the face?

I think you get the idea...

response #12 by Snarkoleptic:

Lay odds on the odd lays?

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1310550

On a thread by Poiuyt:

CBS News Chief: Couric Staying Anchored

response #1 by hatrack:

Suggested revision: "Couric To Remain Anchor Around CBS' Neck"
:eyes:

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1315589

On a thread by Purveyor:

Neocon Bill Kristol expects Bush to attack Pakistan

response #20 by karlrschneider:

It's the Kristol Meth talking.
:eyes:

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1319720

OP by WilliamPitt:

      snuh

response #17 by swag:

      Brevity is the soul of wit.

response #18 by WilliamPitt:

      Brevity is...wit.
Courtesy of Reader's Digest. :)

response #23 by Blue-Jay:

      You just dropped a corndog on your keyboard and 3 people recommended it.
That's amazing.

The Lounge, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6714133

On a thread by Edweird:

      Homosexuality Is A Sin, Mayor Says (Fort Lauderdale,FL)
"Comments made by Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle, such as: 'I don't use the word "gay.: I use the word "homosexual." Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy,' sparked the controversy.

'Homosexuality is a sin but, you know, we all sin,' Naugle said.

'What the mayor is really doing, is he is using anti-gay stereotypes to try to justify the purchase of $250,000 outhouses in the beach,' said Stratton Pollitzer of Equality Florida..."

response #1 by jgraz:

      Fort Lauderdale Mayor Arrested after Blowing Underage Boys while Wearing Diapers
Just getting out ahead of tomorrow's headlines...

response #2 by karlrschneider:

      "After automatic timer opens up porta-pottie door in front of a class of 3rd graders"
:rofl:

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1317453

OP by LibertyorDeath:

We need a new forum for all those making new forum suggestions
IMO.....

response #2 by stellanoir:

Maybe first we should take some polls to decide whether or not to start a forum
about what forums we should start.

Then we could have hearings during which the admins will incessantly stonewall and keep saying "I can't recall. . ." and then DU will be more. . .well. . .it'll be more. . .patriotic.

Right. . .?

Great banter in the thread.

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1315388

On a thread by babylonsister:

Snow: Iraq Withdrawal Would Bring Terrorists �To A Shopping Mall Near You�

response #1 by Gentle Giant:

They hate us for our Bed Bath & Beyond stores.
:cry:

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1320043

On a thread by BlooInBloo:

CNN: McCain Has Only $250,000 Left. BWAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

response #16 by LostInAnomie:

Cheer up, John. With that kind of money you could get 12,500 blow jobs from Rep. Bob Allen (R).
He might even give you a discount if you wear your "gay" sweater.

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1317207

OP by XemaSab:

It's more than ironic that global warming has the initials GW.
n/t

Environment/Energy, July 13, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=115x103415

On a thread by RamboLiberal:

Ford: Hydrogen Cars Nearly Ready

response #8 by poverlay:

I can't wait to be the first to drive a Geo Hindenburg! n/t

LBN, July 13, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2915557

OP by WritersBlock:

      I'm just so darn proud!!

GD, July 10, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1290895

OP by opiate69:

      I has a Madam

The Lounge, July 10, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6701816

On a thread by The Straight Story:

      Caption this pic of the idiot

response #12 by Kurovski

response #13 by Swamp Rat

response #16 by Swamp Rat

GD, July 10, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1299948

OP by Bluebear:

      PHOTO: Terrifying evidence! Al Qaeda cell on their way!

and response #11 by impeachdubya

GD, July 10, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1299962

OP by alphafemale:

      Harriet Miers and the Widow Hen from "Foghorn Leghorn" - Separated at birth?

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1316704

OP by dicksteele:

      Senator David Vitter: DEPEND-able!

GD, July 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1317966

On a thread by salinen:

      Chem trails? Is it true?

response #1 by SidDithers

response #10 by MADem

September 11 (moved from GD), July 13, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1299948