Did we study body parts and their location at that fancy prep school in CT?

[proud2BlibKansan]

Along with the ability to read and speak coherently, I now favor presidents who know where your hand goes when you say the pledge.

:rofl:

[npincus]

1. Chimp's proven what we know: he's heartless.

:rofl:

Good one.

[EstimatedProphet]

2. I'ma gonna cover mah gut! Heh heh heh

The guy behind him is pretty disgusted, it seems

[harlinchi]

4. He does look as if he's saying, "THIS is our presdent?"...

...in a disgusted sort of way!

[JeffR]

3. He's not pledging

He's thinking about lunch.

[HereSince1628]

5. You never heard that a cockroach's heart is in its abdomen?

Yeah it's true. Unfortunately, after a determined colonoscopic search up his ass, all trace of Bush's brains reamain missing.

[JDPriestly]

6. His tummy hurts.

[aquart]

7. You made me laugh. Roar, actually.

That's hysterical.

[Tyler Durden]

8. Well if Chertoff could feel in his gut...Naw.

He's just an asshole. He's going to make an equally lousy "Dictator for Life."

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. LOL Maybe he is looking for Chertoff's gut!!

:rofl:

[Lars39]

10. He was probably checking the button on his suitcoat

and Laura nudged him to be still. :D

[damntexdem]

11. It all depends on what one's pledging.

Dubya obviously pledges allegience to his food -- or is the hand even further down than that?

[JackintheGreen]

12. Isn't that the location of the Vulcan heart?

Or is it the Cardassian? That would make *way* more sense. All hail Gul Bush!

[krispos42]

14. Both home planets will disown him...

and burn your house in retribution for the insult!!!!

:-)

[krispos42]

13. "I don't feel from the heart! I feel from the gut! Heh! Heh!" n/t

[Atman]

15. He's pledging that COLON Powell will never step forward with the truth.

:hi:

.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

16. He's hungry

"I want a HOT DOG!!! Nothin' more Amerikun than a HOT DOG!!!!!"

[Gormy Cuss]

17. Lookings like he's trying out for the Pepto-Bismol dance machine.

http://www.pepto-bismol.com/pepto_dance.shtml