I don't look at porn for one main reason.

[Archae]

Almost all of it is one big crashing bore. :boring:

[soothsayer]

1. Well, ya pretty much know how it's gonna end.

[Buzz Clik]

2. That's the best reason for you not to look at it.

Others disagree.

[Deja Q]

3. Bore... as in drilling?

:hide:

[Double T]

4. No party HERE.........

movin' on......

[Fovea]

5. Why look at pr0n

when there is so much good erotic art out there?

Cheap, degrading, and stupid, I prefer stuff that celebrates sex over stuff that demeans it.
But then again, I prefer to watch the Tour de France over the kids racing their BMX bikes down my local hill.
Why? because the guys on the 7Kg bikes are better at it.

[presspeal]

9. Question,

you are saying that you rather watch then be involved, just to up the skill level? :cry:

[Fovea]

30. I am not a cat 1 racer

but I still turn a mean pedal...

[Perry Logan]

6. Porn is so terribly...mammalian.

[Squatch]

7. This thread IS and will REMAIN useless without pictures

which is a fundamental flaw in DU rules.

Because I can so destroy your premise...

[MrSlayer]

8. I got over porn when I was a teenager.

Once you start getting the real thing you don't need it, it serves no purpose.

[pitohui]

13. that's just ridiculous on so many levels unless the person in question has a very low drive

i don't want my husband when he's out of town on business "getting it" from whores or strippers or pick-ups in the hotel bar, porn is clean and disease free thank you verra much

sheesh

v. few adults have access to a partner at every moment of the day for "getting it" unless they're prepared to spend an awful lot of money

[MrSlayer]

19. Well don't send him out with a loaded gun.

And you won't have to worry about any of those things when he's out of town. Unless he's gone for long stretches. And besides, I'm talking about myself. I don't use porn, haven't needed it since I was a kid. For me it serves no purpose and I see it as pointless. I don't care what others do, whatever floats the proverbial boat.

[guitar man]

10. I don't care much for porn

but I love pictures of nekkid women :)

[JuniperLea]

14. Gramps had the coolest deck of cards...

Vargas... I sooo wanted to be that when I grew up!

I have the mini deck, but wish I knew where the full deck went off to! They were lovely... and pretty damn tame by today's standards.

[Lurking Dem]

16. Might be worth a pretty penny, too.

I gave my husband a print of The Blue Nude a long time ago as a gift. Vargas painted it the day his wife finally agreed (after a long time asking her) to marry him.

You can see how much he loved her and his Peruvian homeland she is floating above.

[JuniperLea]

17. Beautiful!

My boyfriend was shocked when I said I'd like to have a couple Vargas prints. He said, you know, that was "jerk off" material... well, at least it was tasteful! LOL!

[Lurking Dem]

18. My Olivia's would

really freak him out then. :)

[JuniperLea]

20. I've heard of her work!

I've only seen a few pieces, but what a talent!

[guitar man]

23. yeah, I love Vargas

and Petty was pretty good too

[noonwitch]

32. My dad always had the "Bridget" calenders in his office

The style was very similar to Vargas, but Bridget was a chubby red-head, and her bikini top was always coming undone a little bit.

[guitar man]

35. mmmmm....chubby redhead

now you're speakin' my language...:bounce:

edit: Is this her? Fabulous!

[JuniperLea]

11. I used to watch it with my ex...

But now, eh...

[Terran]

12. I actually agree

Out of all the porn that exists, 99.9% would be boring to me. But then there's that .1% that isn't boring, and that's, what, like 100 terabytes worth of material?

edit: typo

[Beelzebud]

15. There's a time for sex and a time to die!

I smoke Elvis Presley's toe-nails, when I want to get HIGHHHHHHHHHH!

[orleans]

24. damn! didn't you win some lottery recently? i would think you

could afford the real thing to smoke and wouldn't have to resort to anyone's toenails!

:evilgrin:

[The Vinyl Ripper]

21. Different strokes..

For different folks.. :7

[The Straight Story]

22. I got a two stroke engine

forward and reverse :)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

27. I Thought Ya Meant It Only Takes Two Strokes LOL

I was thinking "man, now there's someone who's comfortable with themselves" LOL

[The Straight Story]

28. My wife would not put up with that! :)

Have you seen her latest pic...

[Blue_Tires]

25. it's always better to have the real thing when you can get it

the trouble is trying to get it in the first place

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

26. Ehhh, Pretty Much. I Watch It Once Or Twice A Year Max.

Usually it's because of my wife bringing it up. But overall, it's far more fun to make your own porn.

[madrchsod]

29. it`s all in the eye.........

of the beholder and who ever floats your boat...

[edbermac]

31. They need more gunfights and car chases in between humping.

Just to liven things up a bit. :7

[lumberjack_jeff]

33. LOL!

... and the soundtrack doesn't generally take good advantage of the surround sound system, either.

[The Vinyl Ripper]

34. And it's even worse on HDTV

You can see every zit, razor burn, enhancement scar, stubble and smudged makeup.

Sometimes a soft focus is a *good* thing. :evilgrin: