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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 09:24 AM
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Breaking: Osama bin Laden's publicist announces a long term deal with Fox Networks.

New York, NY

In a stunning announcement, representatives of the most terrifying terrorist organization in the world, Fox News, and Al Queda jointly announced that the Osama is getting his own half hour political debate show, to air on the Fox News Channel at 9:30 PM each weeknight.

Owing to the incredible popularity of the video releases from Osama's own production company, Fox news has decided to ink a deal with bin Laden that will tie him up with Fox through 2012. Bin Laden will also make frequent appearances across from Sean Hannity as the liberal side in place of Alan Colmes during Colmes' testicular implant surgery, scheduled for later this year.

CNN expressed great disappointment at the announcement as that network was also negotiating a deal with bin Laden, for a news program to air between Glenn Beck and Nancy Grace.
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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 09:35 AM
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1. Brilliant!
I am one who never watches FOX so I will probably have to watch to get my daily dose of 'be afraid, be very afraid' images and words. :o)
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 09:37 AM
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2. K&R!
:thumbsup:
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jojo54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 09:41 AM
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3. BWAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 09:43 AM
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4. heh!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 09:58 AM
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5. Hahahahahhahaha
:rofl: :rofl:
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 10:07 AM
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6. K&R #4 for Bwahahah!!1 n/t
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 10:08 AM
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7. He's on it already...
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 10:45 AM
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8. It's sad to think I respect Osama's opinion more than Penis Head Hannity. n/t
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ryanus Donating Member (511 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 11:00 AM
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9. he he
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Summer93 Donating Member (439 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 11:10 AM
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10. Oh
So that's why he trimmed and colored his beard. Image is everything!
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 12:05 PM
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13. Just like Greta had her face restructured whe she joined the Fox team. n/t
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 11:44 AM
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11. I bow to your greatness!
This is JUST SUPERB!!!

K&R!
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 12:04 PM
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12. Coming from you, I am humbled.
:) Life is getting way too surreal for me.
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EVDebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 01:36 PM
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14. Both * and OBL are two sides of the same coin
They need eachother. Both need terror and ideological rigidity to pull off their acts.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 01:42 PM
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15. Try this exercise - Imagine that Bush and Bin Laden remain partners interested
in each other's success. Absolutely everything else will make complete sense.
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