Caption this

[frogcycle]

Somebody remarked that the weird freeperlady with the crush on cheney provided a wealth of pics to play with. So let's start.

I suggest "time to empty the colostomy bag, dickhead"

[Vilis Veritas]

1. You grab the neck of the chicken like this and twist...

edited for a better line...maybe?

Peace

[begin_within]

2. That's how he chokes the chicken?

[doublethink]

3. .........

"Ah, but the strawberries! That's… that's where I had them. They laughed and made jokes, but I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt, and with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist."

[Vilis Veritas]

4. Bow to the Captain...

[doublethink]

5. Yep ...... :)

Here's another Bogart quote that goes with the Cheney picture above .... “Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.” From The African Queen ......

[southerncrone]

6. So I held the shotgun like this...........

Then I took aim & BLAM! shot him in the face!

Cool blue steel feels so good in one's hands!

[SoCalDem]

7. Um.. he's ambidextrous..

Or ambidicksterous

Or the load keeps shifting :rofl:

[trusty elf]

8. Have a knife day

[racaulk]

9. Dick's hanging to the right today.

Just sayin'...










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