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Prince Paul Donating Member (68 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 12:32 AM
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Holy shit, I met Mitt Romney today
I'm currently looking for a new car so I went down to the dealership seeing if they had any decent used cars. So as I'm walking around the lot I see this real sleazy looking guy who had his hair all slicked up with grease coming over to talk to me. He's like so what I can do for you today sir ? So I'm like I'm looking for a Hyundai because I hear they're very good cars. And he's like oh yeah top of the line, nothing beats 'em, just bought one for the wife last week. Then I'm look oh my mistake I meant Honda, I heard Hyundai's are actually pretty bad cars. Then he's like yeah they're real pieces of shit I would never drive one. So I obviously didn't want to buy a car from this sleaze ball so I told him I'm gonna come back tomorrow but I'm obviously never going back there.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 12:35 AM
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1. Don't buy the undercoating from him.
:scared:
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 12:38 AM
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2. Yahh.. You don't need that.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 12:56 AM
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5. Hey -- This is my deal here!
Stan Grossman says it looks real good, too. You betcha.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 12:39 AM
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3. I thought he was selling used Gremlins.
:shrug:
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catnhatnh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 12:56 AM
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4. Hmmm...
Magic Drawers, Magic Drawers,
Ain't got a trophy wife,
Must use whores...

I mean after all he IS a Republican....
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bluerum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 05:58 AM
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6. Wow. Like. Wow.
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