I'M MUTATING! I Suddenly Have As Many Hearts As Cows Have Stomachs!

[Wiley50]

The One I've always had and has never caused me any real trouble.
I mean, it's been broken a few times but, like a Timex
It keeps on ticking.

So now I have two more.
Spares?

I understand as a 51 yo with several prior owners
I don't have the same potential I had at 20
But I'd make great company for a week in Belize, for example
or even just a dinner date (dutch treat in both situations, of course)

Just let me know soon 'cause I'd have to apply for a passport.

Thanks!

[Cerridwen]

1. LOL

I nominate this post for the DUzy awards!

Thank you for the laugh.

I don't know who gave me mine, either, but it sure was sweet of them. My post of thanks wasn't near as fun as yours, though.

:D

[no_hypocrisy]

2. I didn't do it, but in consideration of your multiplying hearts

and on February 14 is Catchers and Pitchers, signifying the "first day of spring" (training), I offer you a classic from "Damned Yankees".

You've Gotta Have Heart!

Coach: See boys, that's what I'm talking about. Baseball is only one half skill, the
other half is something else.....something bigger!
{sang}
You've gotta have....Heart! All you really need is heart!
When the odds are sayin' you'll never win, that's when the grin should start! You've gotta have hope! Musn't sit around and mope. Nuthin' half as bad as it may appear, wait'll next year and hope. When your luck is battin' zero, get your chin up off the floor. Mister, you can be a hero. You can open any door. There's nothin' to it, but to do it. You've gotta have heart! Miles and miles and miles of heart! Oh, it's fine to be a genius of corse! But keep that ol' horse before the cart! First you've got to have heart!

Smokey: A great pitcher, we haven't got!

Rocky: A great slugger, we haven't got!

Sohovic: A great pitcher, we haven't got!

All: What've we got? We've got heart! All you really need is heart! When the odds are sayin', You'll never win, that's when the grin should start! We've got hope! We don't sit around and mope! Not a solitary sob do we heave, mister 'cause we've got hope.

Rocky: We're so happy, that we're hummin'.

All: Hmm, Hmm, Hmm

Coach: That's the heart-y thing to do.

Smokey: 'Cause we know our ship will come in!

All: Hmm, hmm, hmm

Sohovic: So it's ten years over due!

All: Hoo, hoo, hoo. We've got heart! Miles and miles and miles of heart! Oh it's fine to be a genius of coarse, but keep that old horse before the cart!

Smokey: So what the heck's the use of cryin'?

Coach: Why should we curse?

Sohovic: We've got to get better......

Rocky: ....'cause we can't get worse!

All: And to add to it; we've got heart! We've got heart! We've got Heart!