A word from God.

[liberaldemocrat7]

To those on earth

I'm not a God of one country but rather a God of the universe of what you see and what you cannot see nor will ever see. So when one sings God bless America, I say God bless every nation.

I wish to apologize for the antisocial actions of many conservative Republicans in America who act stingy to the poor and middle class in America, who attempt to do this in my name. I disavow everyone of them, for them shame.

I wish to apologize for the deaths of 1 million Innocent Iraqis who died at the hand of a person named george W bush, who appears to have attempted this in my name. For he has seen and heard an illusion. I have never given him my counsel to do this.

The conservatives in your country have not done this in my name nor with my permission nor with my blessings. When they come to me years from now I will show them purgatory.

For I stand as a God of influence and not direct action. Alas, I could not even stop Hitler directly, and for that I mourn the loss of millions of people. Every victim, I consider special and they come to me for eternal peace in Heaven.

I leave you now as I contemplate what this Mr. Bush has plans for Iran.

Good night but I will speak again.

[HereSince1628]

1. Letter from the Earth, Dear God,

After all these many ages, your punishment of me is clearly becoming cruel and excessive. As they currently stand, things have gone beyond well 'hell on earth' on this noisy little boloid of unhappiness.

Consequently, I seek an appeal of my sentence to eternal damnation on this your bleakest outpost. Even I deserve better than this.

As Always, Your Enlightened Servant,

Lucifer

[charlie]

2. Dear God Who Speaks Through Proxies on the Internet

Yer a wanker.

Hugs and warm regards,

Your faithless servant.

[Perry Logan]

3. Brahma

IF the red slayer think he slays,
Or if the slain think he is slain,
They know not well the subtle ways
I keep, and pass, and turn again

Far or forgot to me is near;
Shadow and sunlight are the same;
The vanish'd gods to me appear;
And one to me are shame and fame.

They reckon ill who leave me out;
When me they fly, I am the wings;
I am the doubter and the doubt,
And I the hymn the Brahmin sings.

The strong gods pine for my abode,
And pine in vain the sacred Seven;
But thou, meek lover of the good!
Find me, and turn thy back on heaven.

[undergroundpanther]

4. Dear God

I hate you. I hate you for creating a world such as this.Bodies that can be beaten tortured raped traumatized,
I hate you god for creating patriarchy and war, for glorifying yourself in conquests.
God I hate you for giving life to psychopaths authoritarians and their ilk.
I hate you for making good people so tolerant of bad people.

God why did you make things so bad if you knew it all from the beginning, it might make for a good drama but living this drama is hell.

And God I wish you would feel how it feels to be here. Feel the horror as an out of control president destroys your country,and sets off to war to destroy other countries.
God I wish you felt the horror and pain your fucking gift gives.

God I want to give my life back I do not want your creation I don't want your heaven or hell.
I just want it all to STOP. Because to be human means to have a heart,and an ethical sense, A humans love can be beyond yours ,god, and when humans have compassion it means life hurts. But you God have no human heart you are as loving as a reptile abandoning it's eggs to hatch alone and fend for themselves. You are a monster God ,. And to see Bush stir shit with Iran ,after destroying Iraq and Afghanistan and doing nothing about Darfur,while you god sit there doing nothing,like always.Leaving convoluted books written by patriarchs on peyote and the visions of psychotics in folet et duex, You god who made evil,. all I can say is God,I HATE you.And I hope you don't exist.For if you do I want to make YOU swallow the curse of life you made and feel it's suffering fully, not by proxy by killing your self/son,for a little drama, but feel it , live it,through the eyes of the billions who suffer through for what you made, you blind idiot half maker archon shit head. I hate you, god.

[Perry Logan]

8. Criticizing God--bad career move.

But I know how you feel.

[tkmorris]

5. Oh fer fuck's sake

Did anyone get the Easter Bunny's views on all of this?

How about Paul Bunyan? Does he have any input on the war in Iraq?

Are there any SANE people on this forsaken fucking planet or am I the ONLY FUCKING ONE?

[undergroundpanther]

7. Hey bunny

I like those Cadbury creme eggs, you be laying...at easter. LOL

[BB1]

6. I don't believe

I just read that.

We have a serious problem of late with some of the followers of one of your 'mesiasses'. They're male, white and pedophilic.
Also, we've got some followers of this Mohammed guy (you know, the one that doesn't want to be on tv, not even wants to be drawn in a cartoon). Could you influenze them to grow some manners? 'Cause this lot is just taking the piss out of us.

And then, if you have any spare time (which I suppose you have, the universe being that big and all - there must be some time-pool where it all just lies around, waiting for somebody to use it), could you sent me some? Cheers.

(if you don't mind, I'll go back to praying now, Douglas Adams's shrine just got delivered and I have some catching-up do to...)

[Subdivisions]

9. God damn yourself. n/t

[ima_sinnic]

10. Dear God, we see through you for the neighborhood a-hole you are

You are a rapist, an arrogant fool who assumed that Mary would be "blessed" to bear your spawn without her consent.
You are so self-absorbed and vain, you even gave over that spawn to be tortured and murdered to show what a big bad-@$$ you are. Your own "son"!
You are so petty and insecure you damned all of humanity for the rest of eternity to "hell" because "Adam and Eve" "disobeyed" you and ate from the Tree of Knowledge. Imagine that! Going beyond your petty little ignorant world to find out things for themselves!

Even as a kid I knew you were a joke. What kind of "God" hates his own creation so much that "he" condemns it to a living hell forever? What kind of "God" "smites" people who "take your name in vain" yet turns a blind eye to the torturers, the murderers, the Pol Pots, Hitlers, and Adi Amins of the world? Your priorities have been: #1: You, #2: You, #3, You. Every other thing in the world, if it's not about you, you, you--and that "son" that even you betrayed and had murdered as a loyalty test--is damned.

Since I know you are simply the figment of some disgruntled, malcontent, uneducated Etrean (sp?) cave dwellers limited imaginations, sitting around the ole campfire and making up shit to explain the universe that they just were not equipped to understand, I consider you to be among the most inferior of the made-up "gods." Krishna, Zeus, and Zoroaster were all more enlightened and free than you, you constipated, humorless, punitive old goat!

[shadowknows69]

11. The mythology of The All

Before there was anything, by our understanding anyway, there was The All. The All was quite simply: the Life Force. The All was simply everything.

One day The All decided its solitary existence was in direct conflict with its intended purpose to expand and grow and live. So one day The All, with a mighty explosion, grew and lived and expanded outward in infinite directions, dimensions and distances and the multi-verse was created.

The All filled its new universe with positive and negative energies and the five elements of fire, land, water, air and spirit and it put the mighty forces of Order and Chaos in charge of maintaining a balance between all things.

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

12. Dear Humans

I see there is a basic misconception of yours concerning earth.

Earth isn't designed to be perfect. It's the penal probation sphere between hell and heaven. You have so far ascended from hell to the probation sphere. Your actions are your own not mine, that is what you got your free will for.

If you choose convenience over principles such as you have for the last century and living a good life on the expense of the rest of my penal colony and it's human and non-human inhabitants you have no right coming to cry. Contrary to common belief i also don't give to shit's about prayers and churches temples etc. Temples that matters to me are orphanies, soup kitchens, shelters and institutions that benefit people.

When have you last time offered shelter to a homeless, fed a hungry or taken care of an orphan?... yeah i thought so.

Powerlust, consumerism on the backs of third world slaves, greed and indifference towards the rest of the world is your way. But you know what i'm not angry i'm just disappointed. You won't enter hell (well with a few exceptions, those beeing especial cruel fellows) you will live miserably, die miserably and be reborn TO DO BETTER. And you will be repeating classes until you get it what counts. Humanism, Charity, Love, Forgivness.

I'm patient and you will have as many lifecycles as you need to learn what it takes to be a citizen of heaven.

[stlsaxman]

13. "Dear God" by XTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk41Gbjljfo

"Dear God, hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image
see them starving on their feet
'cause they don't get enough to eat from God
I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but...
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image
see them fighting in the street
'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you and the devil too?

Dear God, don't know if you noticed, but...
your name is on a lot of quotes in this book,
and us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
and all the people that you made in your image
still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it and so do you, dear God,
I can't believe in...
I don't believe in...

I won't believe in heaven and hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You're always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found,
and it's the same the whole world 'round
The hurt I see helps to compound
that Father, Son and Holy Ghost
is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive
that my heart's here upon my sleeve.
If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you...."