Pelosi's plane is too big. Obama is too white.

[BuyingThyme]

Needless to say, it's not looking good for the Democrats in 2008.

But if we figure out what's coming down the pike, maybe we can preempt the attacks. So, what will be the next big scandal?

Middle names are always political dynamite. Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in RODHAM you get DO HARM? It makes you think, doesn't it?

And what about KUCINICH. That's really hard to spell.

Then there's Al Gore. Remember when he had that beard?

Man, it's going to get ugly. Especially with good people like Rudy Giuliani and John McCain out there making the case.

I'm very concerned.

[Colobo]

1. Obama's middle name is Hussein

That is a risk Americans can't afford...

[Rick Myers]

3. LOL!!! I am SURE we will see that ad... n/t

[sam sarrha]

2. but.... on the other hand... their war is "TOO ILLEGAL !!'

[madrchsod]

4. i read today that he`s also to black

so he can`t win so hillarys the only chance cause she`s white...those were comments from black leaders...it`s a mixed up crazy world

[Kutjara]

6. Maybe, but I've heard a vicious rumor going around that Hillary's...

...a woman. I don't know how true the rumor is, but you can guarantee the talking heads will be making the most of this stunning allegation.

[madrchsod]

25. dam i`m glad i checked back!

i could`t tell because she wears-pants!

[Horse with no Name]

18. And last week I read that he wasn't black enough

What's a guy to do?:sarcasm:

[spanone]

5. bush*s brain is too small.

:silly:

[Mz Pip]

7. Yeah, but look at the alternatives

GOP:

Rudy - 3 wives, god knows what the first two will tell given a platform. :popcorn: Can't wait!

McCain - Geez, is there no one he will not pander to! Don't forget that nasty Keating 5 business.

Mittens - He was pro-choice befer he was pro life. He was pro-gay before he wasn't. His name is Mitt. Go figure.

Newt - Can you say batshit insane? Dumped wife #2 (or was it #3) when she had cancer to hook up with an aide. Yeah, that'll play well.

Don't be concerned. The GOP will form a circular firing squad around these guys. Last man standing will be some idiot like Brownback. That will work for them. Not.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[BuyingThyme]

9. Nitpicking.

[Mz Pip]

12. Perhaps

but it works. The politics of personal distruction... Look at what they did to Clinton. Couldn't get him on anything of substance so they Impeached him on perjury about a consensual sex act.

Think that those who want to occupy the WH after 2008 won't use any means necessary to get there? Nitpicking or not, they will go there. They will have their minions out there.

All we really need to do is lay low and let them destroy each other. Fat chance we won't do the same to our candidate, but one can hope.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[smokey nj]

13. I so hope Brownback gets the nomination. Can't you just see a Democratic campaign ad

that features his floor speech from the stem cell debate? You know, the one where he used drawings of "talking" embroyos as a prop.

[Mz Pip]

14. IQ of Cool-Whip

that one.

He'll probably get the nomination. Maybe he can turn his speech into puppet theater. Use it as a campaign ad. Will play well with the fundies. Of course everyone else will just :rofl:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Telly Savalas]

21. Oy.

If Brownback wins the nomination, he'll probably show up to the debates with a fetus puppet that he'll talk to during his turn to speak.

Fetus Puppet (in a high voice): "Oh no, Sam! Mr. Osama...I mean Obama wants to come and kill me!"

Brownback (in his own voice): "Now. Now. Don't worry. If I'm elected, I'll dissolve the Supreme Court, overturn Roe v. Wade, and send the pro-choicers to reeducation camps. I won't let Osama...I mean Obama and his godless mob of communist baby-killers get you."

Fetus Puppet: "Thanks, Sam! You sure are swell!"

[BuyingThyme]

22. I'm thinking Brownback-Santorum.

Or Santorum Brownback.

Santorum's dead fetus will surely add gravitas to the presentation.

[triakis36]

8. Those aren't scandals...

...those kinds of attacks would be equivalent of throwing sand in an opponents eyes..a cheap shot.

[BuyingThyme]

10. Oh, come on. How can a guy who once had a beard be taken seriously?

:hi:

[Mz Pip]

16. Worked for Grant!

Lincoln, too. :hi:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[triakis36]

20. I'm actually curious...

...a beard might have looked nice on him. I can't tell if its the weight or the new haircut, but I think Al Gore is looking better. :eyes:

[BuyingThyme]

24. Confidence.

[illinoisprogressive]

11. love it

[smalll]

15. You have it backwards with the superficial-yet-important Issues I think -

The Republican candidates are bald (Giuliani), fat and not aging well(McCain) and Romney - who IS telegenic, but seems to be losing big donors and losing support in the early polls! Who is rising to take his place amongst the Republican first tier? Gingrich! - "Newt!" :rofl: Bald, fat, or Benny Hill with an amphibio-Germanic name.

I'm liking our chances this go-round!

[BuyingThyme]

19. Don't count those eggs before they hatch.

[pitohui]

17. don't forget edwards' house is too big

i tell you, they really scrape the bottom of the barrel when coming up with some of these attacks

obama is too white, huh? what happened to he was too kenyan or too muslim? this is one weird world

[BuyingThyme]

23. The only thing that makes Obama viable is his house size.

You'd think the others would take heed.

[alittlelark]

26. Don't forget that Hillary has BIG THIGHS and Obama

....is really OSAMA w/ a bit of plastic surgery. Oh, did I mention that the Edwards house is smaller than all other '08 Dem candidates domiciles?

[Crabby Appleton]

27. Edward's house is too big - no rich white guys with big houses

allowed

[BuyingThyme]

28. I wonder what the fallout would be for a black guy with a

very small house.