Did any of you see Betty Bowers column on Haggard?

[Booster]

Hilarious and spot on. http://www.bettybowers.com/nl_nov2006.html

[aquart]

1. I love Betty. Thank you!

[Behind the Aegis]

2. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

"Haggard famously claimed that "the only difference between me and George Bush is that Bush drives a Ford and I drive a Chevy." And from what I can tell, this may be the only honest thing the man has said. Let's compare, shall we?

Against gay marriage?

Check.

Fondness for sniffing illegal white powder?

Check.

Association with gay male prostitutes?

Jeff Gannon meet Mike Jones.

But I guess it is no more difficult to be a homosexual who purports to dislike homosexuality than it is to be a strike-first warmonger who purports to follow the Prince of Peace. Indeed, if only lying were a car, instead of a way of approaching the world, maybe one of them would have finally traded it in for something else by now."

But the best line..."It is quite clear that Ted Haggard is a man with admirable devotion to the Christian/GOP cause. After all, it must take enormous willpower for a meth-crazed sodomite to remove a penis from his mouth long enough to denounce homosexuality." :rofl:

Betty strikes again!!!

[NewJeffCT]

4. I was LOLing at work, laughing so hard

I had tears in my eyes when I read that line!

After all, it must take enormous willpower for a meth-crazed sodomite to remove a penis from his mouth long enough to denounce homosexuality."

[Behind the Aegis]

5. Ain't that line a pip?!?

I read that line and about spit out my soda! What makes that line even funnier? The picture further down and how he is demonstrating how to wrangle an unruly stripper's penis into his delirious mouth! :rofl: I just can't stop giggling!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. ROFLMAO

The picture caption alone :rofl: :rofl:

[AnnInLa]

6. Cartoon in this week's Newsweek:

Showing Ted Haggard drinking coffee with a working stiff. Haggard says to the guy, I'm cured, I'm completely heterosexual! Next frame shows Haggard with candy bar sticking out of his mouth, he is saying, Wanna share a Snickers?

[Behind the Aegis]

7. That's classic!

Thanks for sharing. The mental picture has me laughing!