Caption this:

[lame54]

"There's one thing you can say about the Constitution - It's absorbent."

[notadmblnd]

1. He He He.. looks like ya cawt me pissin on the flag....

Jus a minute, I need ta... do up my pants, he he...

[begin_within]

2. Karl... git!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. "Kick Me"

What line there'd be for that ride :)

[jimshoes]

4. great idea

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. bahaha

perfect! :rofl:

thankyou jimshoes :pals:

[two gun sid]

5. He looks like a peeping tom.

But, I think he's allowed to do that under The Patriot Act.

[Bright Eyes]

6. "Congress told me to stand in this corner

because I been a bad boy"

[lame54]

7. Congress would never say that

[Perry Logan]

14. Uh huh! The Democrats showed the highest Democratic unity score in 51 years.

"President Bush's success rating in the Democratic-controlled House has fallen this year to a half-century low, and he prevailed on only 14 percent of the 76 roll call votes on which he took a clear position.

"So far this year, Democrats have backed the majority position of their caucus 91 percent of the time on average on such votes. That marks the highest Democratic unity score in 51 years."
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1728952&mesg_id=1728952
http://public.cq.com/docs/cqt/news110-000002576765.html

Don't let the media rhetoric fool you. The Democrats have acquitted themselves quite well--especially given their bare majority in both houses, and a relentlessly obstructionist Republican minority.

[lame54]

16. Yet the war goes on and Iran is in their sights

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

8. "OUCH, GODDAMMIT, that's the last time I pinch...

...Captain Winky in one these newfangled zipper flys -- I'm going back to velcro"

[Sal Minella]

9. Looks like he's perfected the Nixonian hunchover.

[Rex]

10. Dam I got to piss, looks like a good place.

hehe

[gulliver]

11. "Where? I don't see any assholes up here. It's just me and the flag."

[rurallib]

13. wee-wee stuck in the zip-zip.

[spanone]

15. he's been telling america to kiss his ass for 7 years

[DemGa]

17. The back of the criminal

[Perry Logan]

18. I'm the President. What should I do?