Paper: Pages Had Oral Sex In Front of Colleagues

[laststeamtrain]

Source: ABC News: The Blotter/RollCall

Teenaged congressional pages performed oral sex in front of their colleagues for weeks before they were caught and expelled from the program, according to a new report in Roll Call newspaper.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., has pledged to reform the page program, which brings dozens of 15- and 16-year-old students to live and study in Washington, D.C., while working as aides in congressional offices.

"As a mother and a grandmother, nothing is more important to me than the safety and security of our House pages," Pelosi said in a statement.

<snip>

In addition to the two pages reportedly expelled for their oral sex performances, two other pages were reportedly expelled for shoplifting from stores at Washington, D.C.-area shopping malls. One was reportedly charged with a felony.

Read more: http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/12/paper-pages-had.html#

[Deja Q]

1. That's it. I am joining the church.

Then I'll finally get some on a regular basis.

:eyes:

[Parche]

3. You Will Get Nothing Butt A-Men

:rofl: :rofl:

Signed
Reverend Hal E. Lewya :hi:

[Deja Q]

5. Point taken.

Or maybe not.

:spray:

[Solly Mack]

2. That wasn't oral sex - they were practicing compromise

Those watching did so in the spirit of bi-partisanship.

[Deja Q]

4. I thought that was the original definition of "testimony"

http://www.discussanything.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-58177.html


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_did_the_word_testimony_come_from

[Solly Mack]

6. I have absolutely no comment to that

Well, no clean comment anyway

[shenmue]

7. I'm sorry, teenagers should be immediately banned from the program

They don't need to be there. Not that it was anyone else's fault, but inviting people that young is asking for trouble anyway.

[Lautremont]

8. Just grayhairs?

Old folks get their freak on now and again too, you know.

[Ian David]

15. No, they just need to hire eunichs to work as pages. n/t

[Algorem]

9. performing oral sex for weeks?damn.Los Angeles County is calling.

[bemildred]

10. Great program there.

Entirely consistent with the behavior of the rest of Congress.

[humbled_opinion]

11. This program Sucks (n/t)

[aggiesal]

13. Cheap Labor ! n/t

[roamer65]

24. Yeah, the pages really...

blew it, dind't they?

Nyuk, nyuk...:silly: :spank:

[defendandprotect]

12. Why don't we just dress them in fancy uniforms/call them Swiss Guard?

[Ian David]

14. Who can perform oral sex for weeks? I get tired after a couple hours or so.

"Teenaged congressional pages performed oral sex in front of their colleagues for weeks..."

[JBoy]

17. That's a long time!

Must be a Fill a Buster.

[xchrom]

18. all i know is i'm never, ever in the right place

at the right time.

beyond that -- from i read -- this is one of those ''outrages'' that doesn't even register on my richter scale.

bunch of teens fooling around with each other -- oh the horrors.

[laststeamtrain]

20. Halliburton tried to land the Blistex contract.

100 bucks a tube.

[Ian David]

16. Shoplifting. Just like Bush's Domestic Policy Advisor, Claude Allen

Bush Aide Claude Allen Charged With Shoplifting
By Jeralyn, Section Other Politics
Posted on Fri Mar 10, 2006 at 08:24:56 PM EST
http://www.talkleft.com/story/2006/03/10/182/17332

[Ian David]

19. They're just upset that the Repuke congressmen weren't invited to the oral sex parties...

and that they didn't get their cut of the shoplifting loot.

I want to know what party the sodomites and thieves belonged to, and which congress-critters sponsored them.

My guess, is that the ones performing oral sex, out in the open, were Democrats. Republicans wouldn't have openly had oral sex with their colleagues where people could find out. Republicans would have kept it secret, in the bathroom, with strangers. So, the kids caught having oral sex were probably Democrats.

But the shoplifters were probably Republicans, because they get a kick out of breaking the law.

[rug]

21. Why all the tongue wagging?

[Oldtimeralso]

22. We Need To See...

that this problem gets licked right now.

[screennaame]

23. rofl

i think i can safely say that no program that includes dozens of teens can be safe from sexual activity.

such as overnight church camp-outs or the bus bringing home the football team and the cheerleaders or a 5 day trip to your local college where teens get to learn about what goes on there.

why should they expect different from this page program


i mean what do adults think is gunna happen when they put "dozens of 15- and 16-year-old students" to live together?

and cutting out teens altogether wouldn't solve anything because then they would just be doing it somewhere else without learning whatever it is they learn at the page program.

[UTUSN]

25. Why is everything Nancy PELOSI's fault?! Who is the recruiter?! n/t

[warren pease]

26. At last, an issue that gets Ms. Nancy's attention...

... but then, it's only noteworthy in this country if oral sex is involved. Never mind the mass carnage she sanctions every time she allows a Pentagon wish list to come to the floor for a vote. This is some really, REALLY important shit and MUST BE DEALT WITH.


wp

[Snarkoleptic]

27. Why don't congressmen use bookmarks?

They bend their pages over.

[seemslikeadream]

28. I'm sorry I didn't see your post laststeamtrain

:hi: