Stop the Denial! Face it, Admit it. It's True...George W. Bush is an Inspiration.

[Kurovski]

[Cabcere]

1. I think I love you.

:loveya: :rofl: :hi: These are great! Thanks for sharing. :thumbsup:

[Kurovski]

5. See?!

George has inspired our love. :hug:

I think we've even tussled in the past! :D

[Mabus]

23. I'm in line right behind you

I'd be in front of you but I fell down laughing and I can't get up.

:rofl:

[hisownpetard]

94. Well, Ladies, step aside - I'm in front of both of you, so I'm not even IN line!!!

[Patsy Stone]

2. #5!

"A rash of scandals..."

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

7. You always gravitate toward the classy stuff.

But then, you're a real classy broad.

[NanceGreggs]

3. Oh.My.God.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kurovski]

12. Be sure to tell all your friends.

And your your live-in love-slave, too.

[Gregorian]

4. Only if you're a masochist or comedian.

Good stuff!

I must hate myself, because I'm sure not funny-

[Kurovski]

9. "Miss June" got a laugh outta me.

And the "money buffet" is quite trenchant indeed.

[Gregorian]

26. Haha. I'm kind of partial to the "Reservoir Fascists" myself.

:)

[Swamp Rat]

6. I'm a little teapot... I am a scandal I am a lout.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kurovski]

10. May as well dump this onto the pile...

:hi:

[Triana]

8. ...only for his fellow psychopaths (n/t)

[Kurovski]

11. Surely,

being inspired by Lord President Shit Twitter to an experience of profound contempt cannot be the exclusive province of the psychopath?

[Melissa G]

13. K&R! n/t

[Perry Logan]

14. Sometimes we forget just how funny Republicans are.

Probably because so many people are getting killed.

[Kurovski]

27. Sen. Hillary Clinton will take care of that.

All depression and death done gone once the crown rests easy on her dome.

[rosesaylavee]

33. Please tell us that you write for a living...

I would hate to think your talent for turning a phrase is only practiced here.

[Kurovski]

34. Only freebies.

I've got one last project I might complete if the crises slow-up a bit and I can get a great big bottle of Benzedrine. But I'm not holding my breath.

That would be the last time I try to make dough off it. Writing ( a writing project) is grueling, and I never fully realized that until seven years ago.

You're sweet, rosesaylavee. Thank you.

[rosesaylavee]

37. Perhaps a book of

quips is in order then. Something to bring in some dough to stave off some of the crises and give you some breathing space for the project. Anytime you want an audience, let me know. I am sure I am not alone in enjoying your subtle and sometimes not so subtle responses to unsuspecting DU posters :hi:

[rosesaylavee]

15. OMG

:rofl:

What a great way to start the day. One is better than the last. I agree with Swamprat - I'm a little teapot is my fav!

I was laughing so hard my family thought there was something wrong.

[Kurovski]

32. How can something so wrong feel so right?

Impeach!

And bring Gore into the White House. :-)

[Solly Mack]

16. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

giggle fits

[Kurovski]

59. Here's a new one for you, giggle puss.

[Kurovski]

68. Or maybe this version...

[Kurovski]

69. Or...

I promise to NEVER, EVER do one like that again.

[CT_Progressive]

17. Actually, for real, he was my inspiration... no sarcasm...

I got into politics in 2000 because of George W Bush stealing the election. Prior to that, I was one of those people that never voted or paid attention because "they are all the same so who cares."

Thank you, George W Bush, for waking me up and getting me involved.

[Kurovski]

29. Five years ago a young columnist in my then local paper

had the same awakening toward political awareness because of Bush. She titled her column "Thank You, Mr. Bush".

[ejbr]

18. That first pic...

does the guy actually swing? Huh?! Does he?! Does he?! Does he swing?! Huh?! Does he?! Huh?! Well?!


...sigh, he doesn't, does he?

funny set! Thanks for posting! :spray:

[Kurovski]

50. You're entirely welcome.

Thank you for sharing George's adventures with us.

[TheDoorbellRang]

19. I can't decide

which one I love the most. :rofl:

I laughed so hard at the "dudes can be nuns, too" that I put food on my family!

Thanks, kurovski! K&R

[Kurovski]

75. Happy to oblige.

:-)

[hisownpetard]

20. Pic.#1: Someone should tell George to open up that weak little fist, before his crayon melts!

Thanks for the funnies, K!

[Kurovski]

36. He never has that problem when he lets Jeffy hold his crayon.

Or the U.S. Ambassador to Poland. Or so they say.

I guess it's all in the wrist.

[Laurab]

21. Kurovski - you're my HERO!

I know I love you, I don't just think it - you have filled me with thought for food with this wonderful picture display. "I'm a little teapot"????????????

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

72. "Thought for food", eh?

Reads like a cardboard sign a writer could be holding up on an LA street corner right about now.

[krispos42]

22. Funny!

I like how the last one doesn't need captioning...

[Kurovski]

52. You can almost hear the merry cymbals crash.

It does my heart good to see George so happy. I love him so.

[Mabus]

24. Bwhahahahahaha

Just what I needed on a cold wet and icy day in December.

on edit: oh yeah, K&R

[Kurovski]

39. Stay warm, and make sure

simpleone wears a hat!

[Mabus]

45. He did

He also pulled a sweatshirt out of the dryer and put it on before he left the house. He was toasty.

[autorank]

25. I see you and up you the following treasures...You are the master....Kick me please &

AND what thread is complete without

[Kurovski]

28. There you go again...always using DU to promote your latest girlfriend.

Don't you ever do anything important? :rofl: :hug:

[autorank]

57. Besides communicate with you, no...but that's enough;)

[Kurovski]

58. Flattery will get you everywhere.

If only we weren't on the No-Fly List.

[hisownpetard]

62. Not true! I've flattered you immensely, and what have I gotten in return?? Not

so much as a hug or a fluttering heart emoticon!

[Kurovski]

63. If you donate at the five-hundred dollar level you recieve the book AND the DVD...

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

:hug:

[hisownpetard]

65. WHOA! Where do I send the check????

[Kurovski]

70. Just slip it in my thong.

But DON'T TAKE ANY CHANGE!

And I thank you.

[hisownpetard]

71. No, you keep the change. Really!

[Kurovski]

73. Your reverse psychology won't work on me.

I've had two years of tap and four of jazz.

[hisownpetard]

88. I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe therapy would help?

[Kurovski]

91. Well, maybe.

Let us know how it works out.

I'm pulling for 'ya. :loveya:

[Laurab]

30. Giving this another kick because it was so kind of Kurovski

to share his personal photo collection with us all!

[Kurovski]

35. Honoring George is what life in America is all about.

I'm so glad you understand the importance to be found in sharing our personal experiences of this great man. :hug:

"Georgeland, Georgeland, Über alles!"

[Laurab]

38. Now I can't get this song out of my head...

Paul Simon singing "Georgeland", I think it is - is it in Memphis, Tennessee? "I'm going to Georgeland, Georgeland, Memphis Tennessee - I've reason to believe, we all will be received in Georgeland".

Um - don't tell Paul Simon I did that...:loveya:

[Kurovski]

53. I shan't tell him my dear.

It's our little secret.

[hisownpetard]

89. Wait - is Kurovski's first name *George*??

[Kurovski]

100. No.

But my "vice" president's name is "dick".

[hisownpetard]

102. So, you actually do have a ...

vice?

[scorpiogirl]

31. Thank you! I needed a good laugh today!

Those are all great!

[Kurovski]

51. The most fun you can have with your pants on, so they say.

Thank you.

[bleever]

40. The poor guy needs a little tender loving care.

[Kurovski]

41. Nurse Waxman will make it all better.

...You've been saving this for a special occasion, or what? Why isn't this your avatar?

[bleever]

42. I made this for the Dick Cheney care package thread the other week.

(And with all due respect to the congressman, it's not my avatar because if I saw it daily it might give me permanent erectile dysfunction.)

[Patsy Stone]

43. Didn't I tell you never to post that again?

If I didn't, well, gosh darn it, I meant to. :scared:

[Kurovski]

44. Oh I don't know.

A shave and a slash of Coral Ice, and he's good to go.

[Patsy Stone]

46. Something like this?

And exactly how much liquor would that take?

[Kurovski]

47. Exactly!

"How much liquor" You ask? For Henry or for us?

Speaking for myself, and as in all things--I'm a very cheap date.

[hisownpetard]

48. Me. too. One weak gin & tonic and I'm sloshed.

Ed:typo

[Kurovski]

49. We need to get into shape.

A regimen of daily intake to up our tolerance. We otherwise are putting ourselves at risk for serious health problems.

[hisownpetard]

54. I put myself on a "Wine Boot Camp" tolerance-building regimen this past summer,

Still can't get past 2 glasses of wine without watching all my morals fly out the window.
Champagne? I glass = flirting trollop
2 glasses = brazen hussy
3 glasses = won't happen

[bleever]

55. Uh, 'scuse me guys, but weren't we talking

about JUSTICE here??

But still: keep up the training. :patriot:

[Kurovski]

66. The grapes of justice are ground exceedingly fine.

[Kurovski]

60. With more booze, I become MORE moral.

Like a Mother Theresa without all the angst and control issues.

[hisownpetard]

61. Well, if we meet for drinks, we'll just cancel each other out!

[Kurovski]

74. But who will watch you when I go to the men's room?

If Larry Craig's in the next stall I may take some time to lecture him.

You could end up causing a scene.

[Swamp Rat]

76. Make sure it's a wide stall

:D :hi:

[Kurovski]

77. *sigh* He's so handsome.

He'd make any crapper seem like the Taj Mahal.

[Swamp Rat]

78. I'm in love with Dana Perino at the moment.

'Dumb' is such a turn-on these days. :loveya:

[Kurovski]

79. She's Hawt!

A lying ignoramus is better than a bushel of oysters dusted with Spanish Fly to set the mood.

:rofl: that fucking Christmas pig :rofl: jumping out of the bay, with, :rofl: with a parachute unfurling from his ass!!! :rofl: :rofl:

Oh hell, I'm never gonna get to sleep tonight you fucker. :rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

83. He seems happy that his Santa hat didn't fly off.

:D

I hope you can sleep. :)

... I got sidetracked by and early chanson, "Riches d'amour et mendians d'amie," by Machaut:

Riches d'amour et mendians d'amie,
Povres d'espoir et garnis de desir,
Pleins de dolour et disiteus j'aÿe,
Loing de merci, familleus de merir,
Nus de tout ce qui me puet resjoïr
Sui pour amer et de mort en paour,
Quant ma dame me het et je l'aour.

Ni n'est confors de ma grief maladie
Qui me peüst de nulle part venir,
Car une amour s'est en mon cuer nourrie
Dont je ne puis joïr ne repentir
Ne vivre lié ne morir ne garir
Ne bien avoir fors languir à dolour,
Quant ma dame ne het et je l'aour.

Mais le voloir de si douce anemie
Vueil humblement et liement souffrir,
Car grant honnour m'est par li ottroïe
Contre son gré, quant je l'aim et desir.
Et s'Amour vuet que je doie fenir
Pour li amer, ce sera mon millour,
Quant ma dame ne het et je l'aour.

[Kurovski]

95. I'm happy that his "poopachute" didn't fail!

I can't get a good translation on that song. Is it Britney's latest?



Please don't strike me.

[hisownpetard]

87. I guess you'll have to take me with you, to be sure.

[NMMNG]

56. Best laugh I've had all day

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

64. I'm sorry I got here too late to REC this- it's great stuff! nm

[Kurovski]

80. I'm sorry, too.

We had pizza and everything! :-(

[Flabbergasted]

67. Nice Work

[Diamond Dave]

81. Yep - we are inspired, in amazing ways and then some. Time to leave.

The pain on the way we just really choose not to play with. On the other hand, we got wise to late and we are stuck here without the winning lotto ticket.

This is gonna hurt, all of us.

[Kurovski]

82. Along those lines...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2457021&mesg_id=2457021

[Diamond Dave]

84. Hang tight. DU is a community. We will survive. We are close and

we are connected, even if the internet goes down. Have faith.

Peace.

[Swamp Rat]

86. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I am so sad I missed the opportunity to post in that thread! :cry: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kurovski]

118. Chock-a-block with DUzies.

It's the thread Hillary Clinton is thinking about when she's busting a gut on camera.

[DFW]

85. I'll add a couple, as well as we're getting our licks in:

What happened when they forgot to tell George not
to get his colonoscopy while awake, dressed, or standing up:


Or: the real George Bush (right) and his evil twin (left):


Or his very own private home video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7dPISoH6Ok&mode=related&search=

[hisownpetard]

93. What I can't get over is how one of his arms is white, and the other is black.

How does he do that?

[DFW]

97. He is nothing if not versatile

Actually, the black arm is that of his very surprised proctologist, who
was forced by the Secret Service to don the local drummer's costume so
as not to stand out. He was checking on the progress of his unorthodox
colonoscopy procedure, which was, as you can clearly see by Bush's facial
expression, carried out with Bush very wide awake, fully clothed (at least
in front), and apparently quite unaware, up until that very moment, what a
colonoscopy was. I'll bet he knows now, though.

[hisownpetard]

98. OMG! What an answer!!!!!! Hilarious.

[DFW]

99. But I was being perfectly serious........

Well, kinda, sorta..........

[Kurovski]

101. I'm suprised to see that George plays drums.

[Octafish]

90. I recommended this thread before I posted on it.

And every time I've opened it,
I've enjoyed it more than the time before.



Thank you for the joys, Kurovski!

PS: Are you on-strike, right now?
You are an excellent writer.

[Kurovski]

92. We are honored by your presence, Mr. Octafish.

Actually, I'm a speech-writer for George W. Bush, and we are presently having a spat. He won't allow me to use Mr. Cheney's defibrillator for recreational purposes. These are terms that I feel interfere with the quality of my work.


To prove that what I tell you is true, here is a photo of a recent administration picnic I attended:



Thank you for supporting my protest and walk-out.

[hisownpetard]

96. Forget about the DE-fibrillator. It's the FIBRILLATOR I'm lookin' for!

[Kurovski]

106. You mean the one that takes 4 D batteries?

I have a couple in my desk at work in case Jeff stops by to visit Dubya.

He calls it "the magic pony wand."

[hisownpetard]

108. Yeah. Ri-i-i-i-ght.

[Kurovski]

109. Yep. Right hand bottom

drawer. Next to the Purell.

[Octafish]

103. Master Blaster

Didn't know you also were in the A.C.E.

That is excellent camera work, yours:

Master thinks he works for Blaster.



They all work for somebody.

[Swamp Rat]

104. pssst!

I made this for you: :D
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2454555&mesg_id=2460769

[Octafish]

113. Wow! Thank-a-YOU, Compay!

What I tried to find last noche:

Space Angel

Space Angel was the code name of Scott McCloud, an agent for the Earth Bureau of Investigation. Devoted to the security and welfare of the solar system, McCloud and his crew roamed the universe in the super-spaceship, Starduster. The crew, who made up the bureau's Interplanetary Space Force, included Taurus, an expert pilot and mechanic; Crystal, a specialist in electronics and astro-navigation; and Crystal's father, Professor Mace, head of base station Evening Star.

http://www.toontracker.com/spaceangel/spaceang.htm

Cuando chico, yo era Scott McCloud, Space Angel. Aora, m'stoy poniendo viejo y paresco ma a Taurus. Pero, mi mente esta aya, en el cielo siempre...

[Kurovski]

107. They didn't get the lighting right on the "original", either.

Why did he ever say he couldn't remember where he was on that day? Crazy.

[Octafish]

114. He's the only feller around who seems to have mis-remembered where he was.

One reason George Herbert Walker Bush may not want to remember his whereabouts when President Kennedy was killed -- Poppy was in Dallas that day, at least that's where he told the FBI he was going:



Here's a transcript of the text:

TO: SAC, HOUSTON DATE: 11-22-63

FROM: SA GRAHAM W. KITCHEL

SUBJECT: UNKNOWN SUBJECT;
ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT
JOHN F. KENNEDY

At 1:45 p.m. Mr. GEORGE H. W. BUSH, President of the Zapata Off-Shore Drilling Company, Houston, Texas, residence 5525 Briar, Houston, telephonically furnished the following information to writer by long distance telephone call from Tyler, Texas.

BUSH stated that he wanted to be kept confidential but wanted to furnish hearsay that he recalled hearing in recent weeks, the day and source unknown. He stated that one JAMES PARROTT has been talking of killing the President when he comes to Houston.

BUSH stated that PARROTT is possibly a student at the University of Houston and is active in political matters in this area. He stated that he felt Mrs. FAWLEY, telephone number SU 2-5239, or ARLINE SMITH, telephone number JA 9-9194 of the Harris County Republican Party Headquarters would be able to furnish additional information regarding the identity of PARROTT.

BUSH stated that he was proceeding to Dallas, Texas, would remain in the Sheraton-Dallas Hotel and return to his residence on 11-23-63. His office telephone number is CA 2-0395.

# # #

Gee. Why was Poppy Bush in Dallas when JFK was assassinated?

Could it be, he was on official business? I suspect he was on Secret Government business. After all, his eldest son bragged during his Texas Air National Guard and Harvard grad school days that his daddy was CIA.

Here's an FBI document from the same week of the assassination in which FBI Director J Edgar Hoover briefed one "Mr. George Bush of the Central Intelligence Agency." Some strange coincidence there, wot?



Here's a transcript of the above:

Date: November 29, 1963

To: Director
Bureau of Intelligence and Research
Department of State

From: John Edgar Hoover, Director

Subject: ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY
NOVEMBER 22, 1963

Our Miami, Florida, Office on November 23, 1963, advised that the Office of Coordinator of Cuban Affairs in Miami advised that the Department of State feels some misguided anti-Castro group might capitalize on the present situation and undertake an unauthorized raid against Cuba, believing that the assassination of President John F. Kennedy might herald a change in U. S. policy, which is not true.

Our sources and informants familiar with Cuban matters in the Miami area advise that the general feeling in the anti-Castro Cuban community is one of stunned disbelief and, even among those who did not entirely agree with the President's policy concerning Cuba, the feeling is that the President's death represents a great loss not only to the U. S. but to all of Latin America. These sources know of no plans for unauthorized action against Cuba.

An informant who has furnished reliable information in the past and who is close to a small pro-Castro group in Miami has advised that these individuals are afraid that the assassination of the President may result in strong repressive measures being taken against them and, although pro-Castro in their feelings, regret the assassination.

The substance of the foregoing information was orally furnished to Mr. George Bush of the Central Intelligence Agency and Captain William Edwards of the Defense Intelligence Agency on November 23, 1963, by Mr. W. T. Forsyth of this Bureau.

# # #

I remember where I was on 22 Nov 1963 and I was six.

Something I've learned since that day: GHWB was head of the CIA when the Church Committee was looking into the CIA assassination programs. He made things all friendly-like and turned what had been a serious hunt for truth under previous DCI Colby into another dog-and-pony show that was big on show and light on facts.

Recent evidence shows Bush was CIA earlier than he admitted:

Bush Senior Early CIA Ties Revealed

By Russ Baker and Jonathan Z. Larsen
The Real News Project January 8, 2007

NEW YORK--Newly released internal CIA documents assert that former president George Herbert Walker Bush's oil company emerged from a 1950's collaboration with a covert CIA officer.

Bush has long denied allegations that he had connections to the intelligence community prior to 1976, when he became Central Intelligence Agency director under President Gerald Ford. At the time, he described his appointment as a 'real shocker.'

But the freshly uncovered memos contend that Bush maintained a close personal and business relationship for decades with a CIA staff employee who, according to those CIA documents, was instrumental in the establishment of Bush's oil venture, Zapata, in the early 1950s, and who would later accompany Bush to Vietnam as a “cleared and witting commercial asset” of the agency.

According to a CIA internal memo dated November 29, 1975, Bush's original oil company, Zapata Petroleum, began in 1953 through joint efforts with Thomas J. Devine, a CIA staffer who had resigned his agency position that same year to go into private business. The '75 memo describes Devine as an “oil wild-catting associate of Mr. Bush.” The memo is attached to an earlier memo written in 1968, which lays out how Devine resumed work for the secret agency under commercial cover beginning in 1963.

“Their joint activities culminated in the establishment of Zapata Oil,” the memo reads. In fact, early Zapata corporate filings do not seem to reflect Devine's role in the company, suggesting that it may have been covert. Yet other documents do show Thomas Devine on the board of an affiliated Bush company, Zapata Offshore, in January, 1965, more than a year after he had resumed work for the spy agency.

CONTINUED...

http://realnews.org/rn/content/zapata.html

Regarding Dallas: Now I don't know if Poppy was a trigger man, was only there to watch what happened or what just happened to be there. I do know Poppy Bush has never explained these memos. He's never even admitted where he was the day JFK was killed.

Seeing how he would go on to become President, as would his dim son, I believe it's vitally important that we learn the Truth.

Why? The United States and the world haven't been the same since November 22, 1963. And not a single major player in the nation's mass media have stepped up and demanded a real investigation. So, it's up to us, We the People. And that's why I really appreciate that you give a damn, kurovski.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

105. This is so consistently funny - I'm in awe

I loved the one about the little kiddie table with the coloring book.

[lame54]

110. The last pic is much more funny in it's original form - see here

[Kurovski]

111. I thought it was a nice change of pace from my usual dick jokes.

Should of just stuck with the classics. :-)

[lame54]

112. There are some pics photoshop cannot improve on - like this...

[Kurovski]

115. Yes. That was quite a memorable National Sandwich Day.

[rucky]

116. Instead of prison, can we build a zoo for him?

so he can be observed by experts while we make faces at him.

[Kurovski]

117. That would be cruel and unusual punishment.

Let's do it.

We'll have to work something out with the "National Zoo Awareness Day" protesters. But I think it's do-able.

http://www.captiveanimals.org/news/2007/zoo_awareness_day_2007.html