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[MrScorpio]

C'mon lurkers, speak up

[polichick]

1. How do you know there are lurkers?? nt

[MrScorpio]

3. My Dear polichick

There are ALWAYS lurkers

[polichick]

7. Oh, I see :)

Perhaps I should know this after so many posts, but is there a place on the site that says how many users/guests are online?

[MrScorpio]

8. I think that this is the first place they look

I say, let's here whats on their minds

[polichick]

16. Some sites show who's online and how many guests there are. nt

[Angela Shelley]

2. Please define "lurkers"

[MrScorpio]

5. People who read and don't post

Lets hear from those guys

[Angela Shelley]

9. And what do you call those who post without reading?

[MrScorpio]

11. Jumpers

Just invented the sobriquet!

[Perry Logan]

4. You need bait to draw them out. Try some cheese in a can.

[MrScorpio]

6. Look who has Easy Cheese!

[Angela Shelley]

10. Try marshmallows.

[MrScorpio]

12. Who doesn't like marshmallows?

[Angela Shelley]

13. Those marshmallows are too big, lurkers like the tiny ones

which float around in Swiss Miss hot chocolate.

[MrScorpio]

14. Delish!

[Richard Steele]

15. Of course you realize, half the lurkers just left to make cocoa!

That pic is just too yummy.

[zabet]

18. If you post instructions

on how to boil water
without burning it, the
other half of the lurkers
will leave. ;)

[Angela Shelley]

17. Where do lurkers come from?

How big are they?
What do they eat?
Do they scream when you get too close to them?

[Richard Steele]

19. Well, Angela, sometimes when a Mommy lurker and a Daddy lurker love each other very much....

:rofl:

[Perry Logan]

20. ...and they have someone who can tell them what to do...

[Angela Shelley]

21. then what? (are there videos of this stuff too?)

[Angela Shelley]

22. OK, time for the truth

I was a lurker (had nothing to do with my parents).

Lurkers read really rude comments on truly intelligent threads, which keeps them from sharing their own thoughts in this forum.