Why Hillary will be such a dominant force on the world stage

[NewHampster]

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to
St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, here was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."



Before you flame me. I am Hillary's biggest fan and I have a sense of humor. Something dearly needed on DU.

Don't anyone give me crap until you've knocked on 300+ doors, made 2000 phone calls and written over 15 letters to the editor for Hillary.

[rodeodance]

1. lots of irony. i do not like this joke

[NewHampster]

2. Rodeo You know I'm one of Hillary's top supporters

This is a joke! Get a sense of humor please.

[Bitwit1234]

3. No matter how they flame and bash and fun

Hillary will prevail. With all the bashing and negativity from the republicans and "other" bloggers she is still going strong.

Her main opponent has been given a pass by the MSM. The republicans want this wimp to win so they will be assured of the presidency. Their republican MSM is flaming and slurring Hillary every single chance they get and the "Other" guys supporters are just as bad.

Maybe flaming Hillary is the only "bump" they get. Hillary is like the Energizing Bunny she just keeps going and going. Without the so called star factor as his American Idol shows and being lead around by the nose, from his wife and Oprah what would the other guy do....be seen as the very empty suit he is. Not enough gumption to show up for voting and proclaiming to the world he wants to bomb Iran. Two things that are devastating to any other candidate but for "ONE" reason the MSM doesn't report and gives HIM a pass.

[NewHampster]

4. to you too I say

I am Hillary's biggest fan

[durrrty libby]

5. Cute

:toast: :loveya: :loveya:

[madrchsod]

6. take my wife---please

you won`t be opening at the comedy club...my wife was doing that to me last night but after 35 years it goes in one ear and out the other...ya it`s nice to see some humor around here

[NewJeffCT]

7. I heard a similar joke years ago, only with the Chinese emperor

talking about the governors of his provinces, only there was also one guy who was between the two lines who couldn't decide which line to enter because he didn't have a chance to consult his wife, and the one guy in the line for leading the household was there because his wife told him to go against the crowd.

[Annces]

8. I don't understand the point you are trying to make

Is this like a joke that is really serious or just a joke.

[NewHampster]

10. Just a joke with a title to get your attention

[Marrah_G]

9. I have to admit, it made me giggle

[NewHampster]

11. Humor is a good thing more people need to try

[Le Taz Hot]

12. Wow!

:wtf:

[Ichingcarpenter]

13. Thank you!

We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.